💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Tiresome]

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I'm surprised Jack can even spell FDA.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

This is just retarded.

Yes you can make your own deli meats. It's not that hard if you have the right ingredients and equipment. But the cost and the time needed to do so is just ridiculous. Besides that doesn't look like deli meat. It looks like a really shitty boiled meatloaf. Something that could have been decent had it been baked and gotten some color to it.

And why use a fucking blender for this when you have a grinder? Grind the meat on the coarse setting and then the fine setting. mix in your seasonings and so on. Don't use a blender for this unless you want not to look uniform.


Exactly. Just stop buying Boar's Head. Or hit the deli and have them slice you up some of whatever they have.


It's not. Fatty just goes to the extreme when trying to make metaphors.

During Lockdown Andrew Zimmern was posting videos on YouTube and someone asked doesn't he make his own bagels. I think it was Babish Syndrome where people thought professional cooks make everything from scratch. & Zimmern said while he knows how and could make his own Bagels, he lives down the street from a great bagel shop and nothing he produced could rival them so why go through that work. He also said I'm never going to make Ketchup better than Heinz, so I won't be making that either.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I have a better way of making your own sandwich meat using chicken breast.

Roast the chicken breast.
Let it cool in the fridge overnight.
Slice the chicken breast.

My recipe also works for beef roasts and turkey breasts. If you want to make some kind of loaf or sausage, follow an actual recipe and use a binder. A half a cup of garlic powder is not a binder, Jack.

GENIUS! You mean to tell me we could have been making sandwiches this way all this time?

Personally I do the same thing but I just grill up a big mess of breasts and thighs and go from there. They go into sandwiches. salads, quesadillas, wraps, soups, pastas and whatever else. Fatty is just being an idiot like usual.

During Lockdown Andrew Zimmern was posting videos on YouTube and someone asked doesn't he make his own bagels. I think it was Babish Syndrome where people thought professional cooks make everything from scratch. & Zimmern said while he knows how and could make his own Bagels, he lives down the street from a great bagel shop and nothing he produced could rival them so why go through that work. He also said I'm never going to make Ketchup better than Heinz, so I won't be making that either.

Exactly. There are some things that while you could make just as good, or better, the end result isn't always cheaper or cost effective.

I could, if I wanted to, make my own hot dogs or sausages. It's not that hard. Get the right meats, the right seasonings, grind it all up and stuff it into the casings. Then smoke, grill, boil etc. They're never going to taste like Nathan's or Hebrew National and I can literally just go down to the supermarket and pick up a pack right now instead of making them myself.

As an experiment sure it's interesting. As a proof of concept it's fun to try your hand at it. And yes, Babish has done things like make his own hot dogs and lunch meats. The guy made not only the "Isotope Dog" from the Simpsons but his own mortadella for another episode. Sometimes buying something premade makes more sense than making it yourself.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I've never even posted on this thread, nor fully caught up on the fat stroke riddled hambeast. But the one thing I've gathered so far is that the only thing more inseparable than Jack and food-borne illness, is Jack and [obj].

 

[Bassomatic]

Why does Jack even slice meat? He is fat enough to just chew on a half a pig.

I hate Jack.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Do springs make for good eatin'?

Actually- are springs considered carnivore diet friendly?

That last image is gonna haunt my nightmares.

That is second only to the Eggstractor as the dumbest gadget I have ever seen. It's not deli meat, it's pressed chicken. If you want to be a "lazy man," just cut some meat off of a rotisserie chicken and throw it between two slices of bread.

 

[Tiresome]

If you want to be a "lazy man," just cut some meat off of a rotisserie chicken and throw it between two slices of bread.

Or, buy a whole chicken, rub it with butter and throw it in the oven for an hour. Barely more effort, even cheaper and far more MEET to enjoy.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Why does Jack even slice meat? He is fat enough to just chew on a half a pig.

I hate Jack.

Stroke makes it hard to swallow.

 

[abobe]

Jack's mic cutting off, and him getting visibly flustered, is probably the funniest thing that happens in his F is for Frank livestreams. Chinesium shit not being reliable, what a shocker.

 

[Tiresome]

Rob not even hiding his open contempt anymore.

Also, bonus Jack-specific advice:

 

[Shartavius]

So far, Jack's ongoing cognitive decline and aspiration pneumonia resulting from literally inhaling his food is funnier than expected. I've never had more WTF responses straining to understand his lazy excuses for inexcusable laziness (which he insists on publishing every week), or these grand insights he believes the world owes him thanks for sharing.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Holy fuck, Jack and his pal Jimmy are literal morons. I don’t see how anyone could hear their conversations and still believe democracy is a good idea:

I couldn’t stand to listen to the whole thing and I didn’t take notes, but some of the gems that stood out:

• If you buy organic produce, the moment you rinse it off at home “it’s not organic anymore.”
• Someone asked if Jack’s sauces were organic. “They weren’t organic; they were sauces.”
• Followed by Jack saying “I don’t know how you’d make sauce organic. You’d have to grow your own tomatoes…there’s no way.”
• Jack mentions seeing the Reagan biopic and a chatter brings up trickle-down economics. Jack decries this as “political jargon” and says he’s never heard of it. Jimmy says “it’s like generational wealth.” Jack: “So like inheritance?” Jimmy affirms. Jack says he’s moving on to a different topic. Then Jimmy, unintentional troll, brings it back up after looking up the definition of trickle-down economics.
• Jack says he likes sales tax because everyone pays their fair share because rich people buy expensive steaks and poor people buy ground beef.
• Jack says he didn’t care about politics when Reagan was in office because he was more interested in “riding my Big Wheel.” I know this guy is short, but I don’t think he was still small enough for Big Wheels in the 1980s.

This show should be called F as in Fucking Retarded.

 

[ddlloo]

On account of hating myself I watched the whole thing. Some other cliffnotes:

• The only safe way to sanitise your vegetables (if you don't have a water filter for your whole house like jack does) is to bathe them in baking soda and water. "Look it up on tiktok or something IDK".
• Rick and Morty is his favourite show. Pickle Rick his favourite episode. POGGERS.
• Jack has a personal beef with Will Smith and Deniro (he needs to keep his mouth shut!!) and won't go see their movies any more.
• Jack is still determined to produce for other people. It appears he will ONLY do it inside his house though.
• Rants about gender and race swapping in films.
• Jimmy is realllllly happy because he had a viewer from the podcast come and watch his gaming livestream. Super Pog.

They also talk way too fucking much about football, movies, video games, and other dogshit. They do every episode. Give us more schizo mongoloid political takes, and less popculture, Jack!!!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

• Jack has a personal beef with Will Smith and Deniro (he needs to keep his mouth shut!!) and won't go see their movies any more.

Smith is because Jack got angry that he slapped Chris Rock on live TV.

Deniro is because he says mean things about Trump

• Rick and Morty is his favourite show. Pickle Rick his favourite episode. POGGERS.

Surprised he loves that show given how liberal it is.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack has a personal beef with Will Smith

Were they fighting over who got to be the bottom?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack says he didn’t care about politics when Reagan was in office because he was more interested in “riding my Big Wheel.” I know this guy is short, but I don’t think he was still small enough for Big Wheels in the 1980s.

Well we know he's short and still mentally a child so... I wouldn't be surprised if he was still riding a Big Wheel then because he's a retard.

But beyond that you have to be really uninformed or special needs to know what Reaganomics was all about.

Surprised he loves that show given how liberal it is.

He's a retard like Chris who thought Family Guy was conservative comedy.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Ironic that his waifu is the one that deregulated deli meat



Conspiracy Jack



Jack can’t read basic questions

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack can’t read basic questions

I think you misinterpreted that. Jack's been working himself into a 14th stroke calling out engagement farmers ever since his pissbaby rant about how Elon isn't paying him for his coalposting.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I think you misinterpreted that. Jack's been working himself into a 14th stroke calling out engagement farmers ever since his pissbaby rant about how Elon isn't paying him for his coalposting.

To be fair though, Jack himself has proven to be retarded and engaged in engagement farming himself