💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

No. What he's saying is there can be a delay between something being submitted through EFS, and it being posted on MCRO. And if something were filed by White, but isn't showing on MCRO, it might eventually show up on MCRO next week on a business day (they are not gonna add it on a weekend, and no Kiwi can go to the court that is closed on a weekend).

Can be a delay. It's entirely possible, maybe even probable at this point, White simply didn't file shit.

Either way, the motion to suppress and dismiss is now under consideration by the judge and we will have an answer within t-minus 29 days.

I meant that if its not showing up on monday, someone would have to look at it in the courthouse.
Still confused by this delay, because the last document filed was actually uploaded to the MCRO on a Sunday.

So if the process has to be done by a clerk, someone was working on the Sunday to give us the file.

*hat tip fellow Kiwi*

 

[Oxyjen]

Is there a tuba role in the music section? I can big doot pretty ok.

Ok but what we really need is a Trombone.

Nick: <Denny’s joke>

Orchestra:

 

[AnOminous]

Any weirder than knowing streamers names or the names of active commenters on streamers. "Oh I know her she's on Nick's locals chat" is fucking weird.

Yeah it's weird and autistic to know streamers or even worse commenters, but specifically knowing about and publicly talking about your favorite porn stars means you're not just weird and autistic, but also a disgusting coomer.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Crazy how these women just vanish once they quit porn, especially when so many trad faggots were making a big deal about a retardrd girl in porn.

/pol/tards are not trad.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Unless you're gay knowing MALE pornstars is EVEN WEIRDER. WTF, I am not divulging those names if I'm sent to Coomer Concentration Camps!

It's because of the memes, honestly. The only other male names I know is because I would see the name pop up and know it was a black dude, and I am racist. So no nog meat in my porn.

 

[Captain Manning]

I meant that if its not showing up on monday, someone would have to look at it in the courthouse.

I mean, if they want to. Would kinda suck if they make that trip only to have confirmed White didn't submit shit though.

Still confused by this delay, because the last document filed was actually uploaded to the MCRO on a Sunday.

In Nick's case? Or something else? The last document submitted in Nick's case was on a Friday. That was the State's reply to Nick's motion.

 

[Major]

how these women just vanish once they quit porn, especially when so many trad faggots were making a big deal about a retardrd girl in porn.

There's no reason why they wouldn't disappear

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Yeah it's weird and autistic to know streamers or even worse commenters, but specifically knowing about and publicly talking about your favorite porn stars means you're not just weird and autistic, but also a disgusting coomer.

This. It's like being fans of the local crack whore or street pimp. There is really nothing to be a fan of.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

In Nick's case? Or something else? The last document submitted in Nick's case was on a Friday. That was the State's reply to Nick's motion.

I meant Nick's last filed document showed up on the weekend, their deadline was the Sunday that time.

 

[Captain Manning]

I meant Nick's last filed document showed up on the weekend, their deadline was the Sunday that time.

I dunno then. Maybe some filings require clerk action, and others the computer system handles itself.

Frankly, I am of the opinion they didn't file a damn thing this time, and if they did, it'll show eventually, so it's not worth worrying about. Sending somebody down to the courthouse to check sounds like a waste, but that's up to whoever is local I guess.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

2041 is when he will be eligible.

Things like rules tend to become meaningless in republics that are in decline. See also: Rome after the Punic Wars.

It was literally a Murdock Murdoch episode.

And it's one of my favourites.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Things like rules tend to become meaningless in republics that are in decline. See also: Rome after the Punic Wars.

Made me think that if Nick was a Roman Emperor he would have been killed by his own praetorians very quickly.

Found dead at his favorite bath house, Hedonismus II, reeking of opium.

Also Middle Republic > Early Republic > Prinicpate > Roman Kingdom >>>> Dominate > Late Republic

 

[AncientPhosphur]

/pol/tards are not trad.

And nor are they white

Yeah it's weird and autistic to know streamers or even worse commenters, but specifically knowing about and publicly talking about your favorite porn stars means you're not just weird and autistic, but also a disgusting coomer.

Unless you’re discussing some lolcow pornstar that did something not porn related, okay I guess. I mean Ralph had a pornstar on his show that went ftm, kind of funny considering. But to go full bore having lists and tiers AND being open with it is next level. Just what the hell is wrong with that person?

Also Rekieta discussing his porn list with women? Next level degradation. And that was when he had some small moment of stardom and people had respect for him back then. Look at where that led him to. For all you porn loving coomers just know you join the prestigious ranks of the likes of Rekieta. And Ralph who thinks he knows how to please women from watching porn. If that’s not enough to break you from your habits I don’t know what will.

 

[mailfrawd]

Emily D. Baker just did a podcast interview with Streamyard. I'm just imagining this could have been Nick if he hadn't sperged so hard. What's hilarious is one of the first legal questions she answers it's like she's talking to Nick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMbenHOgDg8&t=190s

 

[Desktop User2]

Part of me is beginning to wonder if they're preparing to abandon the strategy of getting the warrant tossed. I have noticed Team Balldo seemed to be going really hard on Aaron lately. Almost as if they're trying to prime the pump for something. Like claiming all that dope is actually Aaron's.

Aaron´s relevance to this case is only regarding the warrant tho. They must have abandoned the Frank´s hearing idea claiming the officer lied and will try to discard it saying one of the sources to establish Nick´s drug problem was tainted because of his obsession with his wife or something. Then again. Aaron is a very small part of the search warrant but I think it is their best shot.
They cant afford to abandon trying to toss the warrant, he is straight up fucked if it stands.

 

[RotPockets]

Nick is playing the numbers game, if everyone gets to fuck his wife eventually the jury will be just like his wife, filled with bulls.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Emily D. Baker just did a podcast interview with Streamyard. I'm just imagining this could have been Nick if he hadn't sperged so hard.

Thank god we dodged that bullet. Nick was never qualified to talk more than DUI court and even there he has a record of not showing up to defend a client.

Nick self-destructing is well earned by him and the real 5k locals gift.

 

[Captain Manning]

Aaron´s relevance to this case is only regarding the warrant tho.

Aaron's actual relevance to the case is only regarding the warrant. And he only has partial relevance at that, since you also have the pastor, the church employees, the cokestream, etc..

I'm speculating that he might try to blame everything on Aaron soon. To try to assign Aaron false relevance. All his loyal Balldoguards seem to be going in hard on Aaron lately. Dick and Vito did a segment on TBPITU.

It's just a thought. They might also just be doing it to get back at Aaron for "ratting" on Nick. Nick's fans are often like that.

I sure we'll know what his backup strat is (if any) if and when the Judge rules the warrant is valid.

They cant afford to abandon trying to toss the warrant, he is straight up fucked if it stands.

Agreed.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

It's because of the memes, honestly

It's crazy how many boomers ITT don't know about all the porn memes. Like Null is constantly using them on MATI, is he a coomer?

t's like being fans of the local crack whore or street pimp.

Look through the first 30 pages of the Dax Herrera thread. Plenty of fans of the local street pimp.

And it's one of my favourites

It's crazy how just one guy can make Adult Swim level quality shows. The separate plots. The good characterizations. The wheat fields

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm not sure it was that bad an idea in general, although he probably went into way too many salacious details for his own good. He knows what a vindictive cocksucker Nick is, and that it was inevitable Nick would turn on him like the snarling cur he is, so he wanted to get ahead of it and draw first blood.

Sure. He must have been anxious about Rekieta's tendency to use anything in his life as a subject for content when it came to streaming, and the idea that both Nick and his ex-wife, April would be plotting against him to do him down somehow was probably the catalyst that caused him to start putting that shit out there.

It's not what I'd have done though. Rekieta has historically lied about his swinging and tried to keep it buried as far possible -- albeit simultaneously flaunting it in front of the world at the same time, but he always attempted to maintain some semblance of plausible deniability.

OK, I'd never be in that situation myself, but if I was, I think I'd be saying nothing and hoping Rekieta also kept his mouth shut. I think we owe Aaron a big debt for his contribution to the historical record. He confirmed so much that until that point, we'd really only suspected.

So you want to turn this into a fully Nickelodeon sitcom?

Cuck about the House? Only Cucks and Slappers? How Aaron Shagged Your Mother? The Gang Bang Theory?