💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[ChromaQuack]

Which one do you think is Nick's favorite Kenzie Reeves movie?

It's pretty obvious isn't it? gotta be these four.

• 3 Cheers For Satan
• Nympho Nanny Redemption
• Cuckold Sessions 34
• Swingers Wife Swap 6: The Newbies

She was popular back when I was a horny teenager and she used to be featured on websites all the time, she also was in a viral porn clip where in a ffm threesome scene the guy split a creampie between her and another girl, that was regularly posted on /gif/ for a while.

(No)Thank you for the information, now please face the wall.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

When Rekieta publishes his response to the court, just remember, people — he WILL NOT be talking about his case.

Rekieta will not talk about his case​

0:46

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Up

 

[Captain Manning]

It's too late. He already entered "If I Did It" territory in terms of his aggressive non-monogamy a year ago when he was allegedly making shower calls to insist that if he DID go to Hedonism II, it wasn't during Queen of Spades week (spoiler alert: his stay in August 2022 had an overlap with most of one such event)

God, that was fucking hilarious. Still is. That was a relatively early shower call to Null too.

"I totally did not go to Hedonism II, but if I did it totally wasn't when all the black men were there."

Like why even include that second part if you want people to believe you didn't go at all? Just say you didn't go. We all know it's a lie, but at least it's a less stupid sounding one.

Fucking Johnny unironically would have done it better. He said he didn't hit Lisa. Full stop. He didn't say he didn't hit Lisa, but if he did it wasn't on a Tuesday. Tommy Wiseau thinks up and delivers better dialogue than Nick. Ponder that for a spell.

"I did not go to Hedonism II. I did NAWT! Oh hai, Null."

 

[3MMA]

Still with those retarded hints about "the story".

Nick will never tell the story.

Yeah right.

cool story bro balldo

 

[TherapyMan]

Like why even include that second part if you want people to believe you didn't go at all? Just say you didn't go. We all know it's a lie, but at least it's a less stupid sounding one.

Nick compulsively uses a particular tactic when lying that I'll call "straw-picking." Instead of addressing the general accusation directly, Nick cherry-picks from the crowd a more narrow accusation that he can disprove (e.g. that wasn't the black week at Hedo II) to refute the broader claim (e.g. Nick was at Hedo II) without directly lying and straw-manning that narrow claim as being the actual general accusation.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I don't know anything about Roman emperors, but I like comparing Nick to Commodus solely because his name sounds like a toilet and I can't think of anything more appropriate for someone who flushed his career down the shitter.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

When King Cuck Destiny is alogging you it is so over

https://x.com/misterwukang/status/1832162376038093153?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

Please delete everything to the right of the ? and the ? itselfs from your link, that way we aren't being tracked.
ty

 

[Pentamidine]

Nick compulsively uses a particular tactic when lying that I'll call "straw-picking." Instead of addressing the general accusation directly, Nick cherry-picks from the crowd a more narrow accusation that he can disprove (e.g. that wasn't the black week at Hedo II) to refute the broader claim (e.g. Nick was at Hedo II) without directly lying and straw-manning that narrow claim as being the actual general accusation.

Hasan is the exact same way. It's a common tactic among those I would consider to be arguing in "bad faith". You can't make compound arguments, accusations, or questions because they'll latch on to a tiny mistake and not address anything else. In Nick's case, he will internally latch on to that tiny mistake and say the claim/argument is false (because of the tiny mistake), leaving readers with the impression that he's denied the main point rather than some petty detail.

An example I saw on Xitter -
Alog: "Nick, if you're monogamous why were you and your wife sending nudes to Aaron?"
Nick: "That didn't happen."

He's right! Nick and Kayla didn't send nudes to Aaron. To my knowledge, Nick and Kayla did not collectively send nudes to anyone! What's more, not even Kayla sent nudes to Aaron. Kayla sent ONE nude to Aaron. The accusation was nudes PLURAL! Which is false. Most people will read his denial to mean that neither of them sent any nude pictures of Kayala to Aaron, however - he didn't say that. Checkmate, stalker prudes.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I had to look up this Piper Perri person and she looks so young that I probably caught a FISA warrant. THIS is what gets Nick turned on?

At least it's not Hannah Hays...

 

[HackerX]

At least it's not Hannah Hays...

I remember learning about her back when the MDE subreddit was a thing. Specifically, the video of where she's crying over her dead lizard. My question is, is she retarded because of her name alliteration or is her name alliterated because she's retarded??

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta vs. Drexel begins: Drexel appears to have posted a subtweet mocking Rekieta (note the text plus the object on the table next to the water bottle)

L | A

It also appears to be confirmation that Drexel recovered his Balldo from Rekieta's place.

0:07

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Guys, hear me out. I think Faran Balanced is the behind EVERYTHING in 2024.
Two years ago she got a lot of backlash for leaking that Nick is a swinger and a deviant, people didn't believe her. What happened to Nick in 2024?
Then during the Eliza Bleu drama last year Faran shit talked Lauren Chen while super drunk and got in trouble for that too. Lauren not doing so well right now, is she?
I'm telling you, Quartering is next.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Aaron's neither lucky nor unlucky, he's getting exactly what he deserves for getting involved with the Rekietas

I must have missed the news when he died.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I'm telling you, Quartering is next

Please? I have never figured out how this retard plays into the whole streaming world. I've always found him just an annoying retard.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Please? I have never figured out how this retard plays into the whole streaming world. I've always found him just an annoying retard.

He is the gaming and commentary streamer equivalent to IRL nuisance streamers.
I'd watch Nick over him every day of the week, because at least Nick is unintentionally funny in all his pathetic glory.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He is the gaming and commentary streamer equivalent to IRL nuisance streamers.
I'd watch Nick over him every day of the week, because at least Nick is unintentionally funny in all his pathetic glory.

Every time I've seen him on a stream somebody else is kicking his shit in. Even Ralph made slapping the Quartering around look easy.

 

[Melty Butter]

Drop the file, MN! Even Destiny's bored even after Russia, Tim pool, and Chen.

In the meantime.
The Way We Were they were always this way
They were drunk and they sing.



Link.
1:45: 09: Kayla says offscreen"You better not be givin' that to our 5 year-old." Emphasis for...reasons.
1:58:35: As Kayla prepares to be onscreen, he opens with "Another one?! I'm switching you to bourbon" and pours her a heavy drink, They later discuss if what is left in his bottles is enough.

2:01:17: Nick declares, "Lady Rekieta will show up on camera for one hundred dollars."
2:06:40 Kayla comes on screen with theater and sings....

... then "I'm waiting to see what [the superchatter] wants." A bit later sex jokes ensue about "prima facie" and if Nick does it to her.
2:18:12 Nick sings Elton John.
2:20:12 Nick begs Dick to bring them to LA.
This is in the chat a bit later

Kayla confirms that "InternetTAB knows me".

 

[Sharpeteer]

I have a request - If anyone here knows of a clip or stream with Nick talking about whether he would or wouldn't "go back and do things differently," could you please either send it to me, or point me in the direction of where I could find it?

I would greatly appreciate it frens

 

[LemonParty]

An example I saw on Xitter -
Alog: "Nick, if you're monogamous why were you and your wife sending nudes to Aaron?"
Nick: "That didn't happen."

He's right! Nick and Kayla didn't send nudes to Aaron. To my knowledge, Nick and Kayla did not collectively send nudes to anyone! What's more, not even Kayla sent nudes to Aaron. Kayla sent ONE nude to Aaron. The accusation was nudes PLURAL! Which is false. Most people will read his denial to mean that neither of them sent any nude pictures of Kayala to Aaron, however - he didn't say that. Checkmate, stalker prudes.

I've worked out Nick's insufferable retarded arguing tactics.

"The sky is blue"

"WRONG Kiwi pedo! The sky isn't blue at night!"

"....Okay the sky is blue during day"

"WRONG AGAIN Kiwi pedo! The sky isn't blue on overcast days!"

".........Okay the sky is blue on a sunny day"

"WRONG YET AGAIN Kiwi pedo child! Haven’t you ever heard of a solar eclipse!"

It's clearly so intellectually bankrupt and banal that even teenage fadora tipper have stopped doing it.

Yet Nick has wet brain so it makes himself feel like the smartest man in the discussion. The worst part is I know that it gets his erectile deficient penis slightly less soft whenever he argues like a socially inept reddit atheist.

Edit:formatting

 

[not william stenchever]

I have a request - If anyone here knows of a clip or stream with Nick talking about whether he would or wouldn't "go back and do things differently," could you please either send it to me, or point me in the direction of where I could find it?

That sounds entirely too much like a statement of contrition for our Nicky boy for it to be plausible.