🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

  • Yes

  • No


Wyniki są widoczne tylko po oddaniu głosu.
He's not drunk by the way, it's just "SHORTHAN' IDFAF"
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Retweeted Nick calling him so short he may as well be a child.

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Knee status: bent
Ring status: kissed
Boot status: licked
Spine status: absent

it's tough :bossman:
 
So to recap, people who listen to Steeltoe and Kiwi Farmers are polite to Ralph and willing to say hello but the best he can do is deny the name his daddy gave him and get a picture of them walking away? You would think the fat idiot would at least try to face dox all of them like he said. Must be too scared of getting a wedgie.

What a BISH.
 
:really: Ethan Ralph is so small, so miniscule, so teeny tiny that I could barely see him in the court room. I only noticed his presence when I felt a tickle at my ankle and as I looked down I was almost blinded by his shimmering greasy bald spot reflecting the florescent lights. He was stuck in the carpet fibers so I plucked him out and sat him on my knee so he could watch the trial with me. Did I mention he is very, very, very, very small?
 
I bet he won't come back for the second hearing. Bitch tits wasted all of that money just to cower and whimper in the corner for three days. And he won't even go and see Jim. Completely buck broken by the Kiwis.
 
Every picture Ralph shows is of normal people smiling having a good time

The black dude picture is great, that jacket is looking snappy as hell. Dressed like a grown man with proper fitting clothes... something Ralph could never do.
 
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I bet he won't come back for the second hearing. Bitch tits wasted all of that money just to cower and whimper in the corner for three days. And he won't even go and see Jim. Completely buck broken by the Kiwis.
Running scared from atomic wedgies, mind broken by steel toe fans, smuckled at by clean and well behaved kiwis, all for what? A page and a half of illegible notes? A couple of photos of random people? A hug from Kayla? And he's not even getting a vacation out of it.
 
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