🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

It would be so easy to have Ralph kicked out.

Doubtful. First of all there’s a dress attire requirement. Little piggy is going to walk in with his oversized hat, sunglasses, oversized shirt, and basketball shorts smelling of sweat, booze, piss, and shit.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

What does this drivel even mean? His brain is deteriorating fast.
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Why does he even bother typing this shit out? Even if he smashed his hoof on the keyboard he'd still get the same asspat replies from the 9 retards who actually watch him.

 

[Mynameisdark]

The most annoying thing Ralph does when writing is constant little asides in parentheses. Like his head mates have to make a correction/contribution.

 

[Lazy guy]

There's no way Ralph's going, even if he can get his passport in time. He just got $500 so he's either buying some dumb accessory/clothes to look "hood rich" or more likely he's going to buy drugs and a hooker. He may do both considering he doesn't mind knock off goods.

 

[Null]

The $500 that Michael Farrell gave Ethan Ralph (convicted revenge pornographer) has epicly owned me.

The two junkie pieces of shit who ruined their own families with substance abuse are making a nice couple. Very cute.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

What does this drivel even mean? His brain is deteriorating fast.
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He made this forum, bish! If you want to know the truth about it.

Delusional.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Ralph has been doxing his paypigs for years now. Hell, Andy Warski tells the story all the time about how Ralph took a photo of Andy’s passport…and hung onto that information for five years so he could post Warski’s dox on /cow/.

One of the reasons he was so mad at Gator was probably that he had never planned ahead for a feud ("I didn't have a Gator folder, this was my best fucking friend!") and his piggy brain is livid that he didn't get the one-up.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ethan Ralph continues to prove that he is a snake amongst snakes.

 

[genericwhitemale]

What does this drivel even mean? His brain is deteriorating fast.
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>A man has to have a code
He's trying to use quotes from the Wire to make himself seem down with the blacks, as usual.

 

[Desktop User2]

What does this drivel even mean? His brain is deteriorating fast.
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LMAO Rekieta gave the Farms a platform? Mate, when he was covering KF stuff he was just a LARPing christcuck from Bumfuck, Nowhere.
"Rackets made you, bish!"

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

>A man has to have a code
He's trying to use quotes from the Wire to make himself seem down with the blacks, as usual.

The "code" being that he spirals into an apoplectic rage at every perceived slight, dredges up all of your personal information and sexually harasses any female tangentially related to you?

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Ralph you dumb fuck, you never cease to amaze me. He's like an even more belligerent and retarded DSP in how he treats the people who give him money. How has he not cottoned on to the "spurned (or doxed) paypig to hardcore Alog) pipeline yet

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

What does this drivel even mean? His brain is deteriorating fast.
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>Myopia

Says the gunted junkie who doxed one of his biggest donors.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Doubtful. First of all there’s a dress attire requirement. Little piggy is going to walk in with his oversized hat, sunglasses, oversized shirt, and basketball shorts.

Liss'n here bish, I got a suit

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

If Ralph can't even show up to his son's visitation on time, why does Michael Farrell think Ralph will show up on time to Racket's court case?

Zero sympathy for him. How many Pay Piggies has Ralph doxed so far?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Liss'n here bish, I got a suit

God I forgot how proud he was of that poorly fit suit at AFPAC. Iirc that was the trip he drove on the inside lane with a pregnant Meigh to pass a truck and every photo of him at AFPAC just showed off how he was really 5’1. Did he bring it with to Mexico? Probably just a shitty rental.

 

[JustStopDude]

>A man has to have a code
He's trying to use quotes from the Wire to make himself seem down with the blacks, as usual.

Having been to both for work, I can honestly tell you that West Memphis Arkansas is worse than Baltimore City.

There is actually stuff to do in Baltimore.

 

[Spergichu]

Did he just dox a supporter to own the farms?
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Edit: Yes he did. Tweet deleted and replaced. Sorry piggy, too slow. New version:
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There's absolutely zero chance someone gave Ralph that much money (Unless they're the biggest and most pathetic ween anyone has ever seen for any cow thus far). I'm willing to bet the reason he's scrambling to do damage control is that Michael is someone Ralph knows irl that he got to send him a fake dono.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

What does this drivel even mean? His brain is deteriorating fast.
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“lol”.

 

[Rubber Plant]

It would be so easy to have Ralph kicked out.

Ralph can't got 5 minutes without twitting or checking his KF thread. No way he could sit through the entire thing with his phone.