💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

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[AnOminous]

Dude I don't like niggers either, but that doesn't change these two facts:

1. He is a teetotaler
2. He's wise enough to skedaddle when there's trouble.

Fun fact: we now live in a world where Nick's black bull friend is less of a degenerate and less of a nigger than Nick himself is.

And the absolutely nerve of Nick calling Schneider a "little faggot" now. This stupid wigger hired "the best First Amendment attorney in the country" (his own words) and that "little faggot" and the appellant attorney Monty also hired, won. Thus far, Schneider seems pretty competent to me.

I actually give Randazza some credit on that. My initial take on his argument was it was flat-out ridiculous and had a snowball's chance in Hell. The appeals court gave it a rather thorough analysis and only decided it on a "tie-breaker" factor, having found that the other factors were roughly equal.

I mean I still think it was a bit silly to go to all that effort to lose, when just saying "okay I was totally wrong falsely accusing some guy of raping little boys" and settling would have resolved the issue, but that wasn't Randazza's decision. Nick is the absolute, utter retard who decided fucking himself up the ass this way was a good idea, because "muh OH DEE DEE" or whatever.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Fun fact: we now live in a world where Nick's black bull friend is less of a degenerate and less of a nigger than Nick himself is.

White is black and vice versa. Only on the Farms can we find degenerates this funny to watch.

 

[AnOminous]

And we've had next to no movement on any of the other threads in this sub board. Not to mention the sub board has a 10th the threads of the other sub boards.
If somehow the hearing will actually be a big happening it won't be something another thread won't be able to handle. Nicky just isn't important enough for his own sub board at this point. Back when this happened you had everyone crawling out the woodwork, now not soo much.

Why the fuck would we close it before even the BEGINNING of the criminal case it was created to talk about?

 

[thebigdream]

How do you think your kids feel about having two “moms” all of a sudden?

Eh they're used to it given Nick is such a BPD woman

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

How do you think your kids feel about having two “moms” all of a sudden?

Considering Kayla wasn't doing anything I don't think they noticed.

 

[3MMA]

Esq.
You forgot the Esquire, abbreviated Esq. It let’s everyone know I passed the bar exam. Just wanted to let you know, but it’s whatever.

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Spoiler: Theory: Nicks Worst Day Ever

A week or so back, many ITT were speculating about Nicks Worst Day Ever, again. It’s always fun to see what others think that may be. Many theories have been floated over the last few years. Aaron has been noted as an unreliable witness, while at the same time, much of what he’s said, (especially in his first interview on the Kino Casino,) has become part of the narrative here on KF to a subset of vocal posters. Things like Aaron’s story that Kayla was the one who pushed to open the relationship.

I don’t necessarily agree with Aaron’s statement, and especially don’t agree with the specific posters who tend to point that out as if it was some established fact. It was only Aaron’s repetition of what Nick had told him. Nick, who clearly had an agenda for telling Aaron such. It’s something that many men who swing are known to claim, “oh, it’s my wife’s desire, really. I’m just going along with it, it’s whatever, man.”

I couldn’t care less about which Rekieta wanted to swing first. Think whatever you like. I bring it up because Aaron said something much more interesting in that first KC interview, he spoke on Nicks Worst Day Ever. It is important to note that this is hearsay, like every single thing Aaron says. It sounds as plausible as any other claim he has made. It’s all on the same level, some stuff sounds likely, some not so much, but it’s all hearsay. Personal opinions don’t matter, it either is or isn’t true & it’s very unlikely Nick will ever honestly correct the record, so all that’s left is speculation & opinion around what has been presented.

The fact that Aaron’s story about Nicks Worst Day Ever has been so glossed over just is. There was juicier shit to gossip on, various people had their own theories & opinions more immediate to the arrest bombshell, so much evidence was coming out, Aaron’s a fag, Nick was fagging it up in everyone’s comments sections on all streaming sites until he returned to streaming, & the thread was inundated with newfags, feature fags, users who hadn’t been ITT for ages, coming back for the excitement. Much of that is normal and par for the course. Point being, it was easy to overlook this part of Aaron’s narrative.

So, Aaron claimed that Nick confessed to him that his worst day ever was during a swinging event. Nick and Kayla were having a group sex party, and iirc, Nick told Aaron that it was the first time he and Kayla went through with the swinging, all the way. TLDR: Apparently Nick had done so much coke that he couldn’t get & maintain an erection. He was stuck in a room watching Kayla get pounded, while he had a limp dick. He freaked out about it after, of course. Boom, worst day ever.

Every single thing Aaron says must be treated as hearsay, not fact. This is clear to everyone ITT, & if it’s not, they aren’t worth going back & forth over it for because that’s a time waste. Of all the things Aaron said, this description of what Nick described to him of Nicks Worst Day Ever, rings very true, in my opinion. It’s worth mentioning again, now that things are calmer & the subject has been bandied about recently.

For the purple neck question, it’s possible that Nick’s balldo is too tight, making his neck purple from lack of blood flow, but that, too, is simple speculation. If Electric Ham Sandwich is around, I’m wondering if he’s interested in making a cover of Prince’s song, Purple Rain, but for Nick, it would be Purple Neck. All credit for the idea to @Windy Moors in Gunt Chat during Nicks Dear Josh stream, as it was live. I went ahead and made the lyrics. Very open to improvement or suggestions.

Spoiler: Purple Neck current lyrics

Purple Neck
I never meant to cause you any sorrow

I never meant to cause you any pain

I only wanted one time to see you laughing

I only want to see you laughing with my purple neck



Purple neck, purple neck

Purple neck, purple neck

Purple neck, purple neck



I only want to see you bathing in the purple neck



I never wanted to be your weekend lover

I only wanted to be some kind of friend

Baby, I could never steal you from another

It's such a shame our qover had to end



Purple neck, purple neck

Purple neck, purple neck

Purple neck, purple neck



I only want to see you underneath the purple neck



Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing

It's time we all reach out for something new

That means you too

You say you want a leader

But you can't seem to make up your mind

I think you better close it

And let me guide you to the purple neck



Purple neck, purple neck

Purple neck, purple neck



If you know what I'm singing about up here

C'mon, raise your balldo



Purple neck, purple neck



I only want to see you, only want to see you

In the purple neck

No purple necks were edited in this photograph, all purple necks are 100% as they appeared.

 

[Particle Bored]

Just have a bot do it and check every few days to see what this cuck retard faggot has been babbling at you.

Have them be read and replied to by an AI chatbot trained only on Nick's own texts, posts, and streams, with a specific rule to never answer any question directly. Or to reply only with emojis.

 

[Captain Manning]

I mean I still think it was a bit silly to go to all that effort to lose, when just saying "okay I was totally wrong falsely accusing some guy of raping little boys" and settling would have resolved the issue, but that wasn't Randazza's decision.

None of this is Randazza's fault. Lawyers aren't wizards. They aren't alchemists. No lawyer has a philosopher's stone. Nick can't hand Randazza a hunk of lead, and expect it to be turned into gold.

Nick believes (in part) that it's Randazza's fault because nothing is ever Nick's fault, and Nick is a fucking idiot.

I have consistently said I hope Randazza is being well compensated for having to put up with this horseshit. I still believe that. Having Nick as a client must not be easy.

I don't know I would extend the same courtesy to Barneswalker White, but that is a whole other can of worms. My opinion on that is likely gonna be colored-in by what happens at the omnibus hearing.

 

[AnOminous]

I have consistently said I hope Randazza is being well compensated for having to put up with this horseshit. I still believe that. Having Nick as a client must not be easy.

I don't have that much sympathy, since Randazza basically specializes in clients who have mammoth amounts of retardation combined with money, and his clients are people like porn kings and the heroin addict who used to run Dramatica. He's kind of chosen this niche, and a buttfuck retarded jackass like Nick is pretty much in his wheelhouse.

And as you pointed out, he's generally very well compensated for putting up with their bullshit.

And you have to admit getting a nice big giant pile of Nick's Benjamins is a great payback for Nick calling his law partner a faggot for no reason.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

And the absolutely nerve of Nick calling Schneider a "little faggot" now. This stupid wigger hired "the best First Amendment attorney in the country" (his own words) and that "little faggot" and the appellant attorney Monty also hired, won. Thus far, Schneider seems pretty competent to me.

Schneider is really good at being just marginally less retarded than the judge. "Judge, plz I have no evidences of harms, and dem is just no way we can get dam evidences, and I say right here judge, no harm was dam dun done, but plz much plz let me poke my eye into them there bank account of Das Rekieta feller right there."

Imagine being the retarded judge who heard that and went, "You know what? Yeah, you make a good point, sir."

 

[AnOminous]

Schneider is really good at being just marginally less retarded than the judge. "Judge, plz I have no evidences of harms, and dem is just no way we can get dam evidences, and I say right here judge, no harm was dam dun done, but plz much plz let me poke my eye into them there bank account of Das Rekieta feller right there."

Imagine being the retarded judge who heard that and went, "You know what? Yeah, you make a good point, sir."

I think a lot of people really overestimate the level skill plays in lawyering. Often it's just knowing the right thing to do, and even doing it in a dull, plodding manner gets the same result as doing it in a snazzy manner with style and éclat.

Just do the right thing and the right thing happens. No need to get fancy.

Schneider is a perfectly cromulent lawyer. He has so far been beating Mr. Fancy Pants Randazza soundly.

 

[Potatoherder]

I think a lot of people really overestimate the level skill plays in lawyering. Often it's just knowing the right thing to do, and even doing it in a dull, plodding manner gets the same result as doing it in a snazzy manner with style and éclat.

Just do the right thing and the right thing happens. No need to get fancy.

Schneider is a perfectly cromulent lawyer. He has so far been beating Mr. Fancy Pants Randazza soundly.

Early on Nick was good at showing that lawyers we're just normal people who just had a job. Late Nick was always about having celebrity lawyers on like Barnes and Coleman to feed his ego. A lot of the times just showing up and asking basic questions is enough to create reasonable doubt in the mind of the judge or jury.

 

[Dracula]

rekieta-little-lawyer.mp4

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[AnOminous]

Does this pathetic worm even understand what his situation is?

Speaking as a man, but to other men, and to women as well, can you possibly ever respect a cuckold? Do the words of a cuckold mean anything to you?

Nick is not just a man who got cucked. There is a big difference between getting cucked and WILLINGLY BEING a cuck. And Nick is the latter. He let a weird awkward nerd like Aaron bang his wife, and never mind the two niggers, even if Drex also didn't fuck his zombie wife.

Nick CHOSE to be a cuck. And that is what he is.

A fucking cuckold.

Can a cuckold ever threaten anyone? Is anyone frightened by the mighty power of a cuckold? Who is intimidated by the alpha power of a so-called "man" who gets off and gets aroused by his own wife getting penetrated and taking the semen of other men of other races in her pussy?

This is Nick. He is a cuck. A cuckold. A half-man who gets off on his wife being banged by superior males. Meanwhile his own penis doesn't work, which is why he has to put a weird cuck cage on his balls.

Can this so-called "man" ever intimidate you? I don't think so.

You just look at his face, you know you're looking at a cuck, and this cuck can do nothing to you.

 

[Musashi's Son]

I believe you are forgetting what is possibly the most ridiculous thing he has ever done.

A grown man decided to have a meltdown over the Barbie movie:




More of Barnes's legal history:
RFK jr. vs DowneastDem (A battle of retards with Barnes as the side protagoanist)

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RFK decided to sue for defamation DowneastDem in New Hampshire (a state neither RFK or Downeast lived in and a state which has 3 year statue of limitations for defamation) for an article he made which was named "How RFK jr joined "Neo Nazis" in an anti-COVID protest". Downeast filed a motion to dismiss for lack of personal jurisdiction and the Judge granted the motion.


(Note: Barnes filed this notice in California time zone)



This is part where our boy Barnes comes into the story. He decides to file a notice of appeal to the United States Court of Appeals for the First Circuit demanding that Kennedy’s case be reinstated. The judge doesn't grant the notice based on Rule Fed. R. Civ. P. 4(a)(1)(A) which allows parties “30 days after entry of the judgment or order appealed from” to note an appeal". Barnes filed his notice of appeal on Feb 22th 2024, 31 days after the court granted Downeast his motion to dismiss against Kennedy. Here is Barnes's explaination on why he did this blunder:

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1. Barnes experienced wifi connectivity issues and other techinical problems
2. He believed he had 5 hours to file the notice and in believing so he neglected to read NH's local rules in regards to filings and filed his notice "irrespective of the timezone" which contradicts NH's local rules which says that documents should be filed until "midnight local time". So when Barnes filed at approximately 2:30 am Eastern Standard Time on the 22nd, it was still the 21st for a few more minutes out on the West Coast where he lives. The Judge's response:
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Here is another banger from Barnes:




(https://archive.fo/2VYTA)
So these men were found guilty of practiing medicine without a license, were imposed fines and they continued to practice medicine without a license after their intial guilty convcition. What was Barnes's advice to these men? Barnes says that the fines weren't lawfully imposed based on the defendants's previous lawyer's advice. More of Barnes's thoughts:


Barnes is so suprised that these guys were arrested and says that the PA state agency has gone rogue.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Where did drex go? You'd think he'd be frothing at the mouth to fuck a bunch of cucks white wives.

Was he a straight shooter all along?

A troo gud boi after all?

 

[AnOminous]

Barnes is so suprised that these guys were arrested and says that the PA state agency has gone rogue.

He sounds pretty buttmad that he lost for really obvious reasons.

He LOST.

Because he's a LOSER!

And that's what losers do. They LOSE!

 

[Captain Manning]

@Musashi's Son,

I'm telling you bro, you should do a Barnes thread. I think you got enough pieces to get it out of PG easily already. Your posts on him are consistently entertaining.

If that fat fuck was talking mad shit about the Farms before...

Here is Barnes's explaination on why he did this blunder:

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Lol.

Again, I'm getting Ty Beard flashbacks with stuff like this. Last possible moment. Connectivity issues.

Wonder if White is the same way?

Barnes is so suprised that these guys were arrested and says that the PA state agency has gone rogue.

GoVERnment CORrUPtiON!

You know, the shitty thing about Barnes is that's really a thing, but he makes a mockery of it. His definition seems to be any time the government does what it's expected to do.

 

[Swole McPole]

He's wise enough to skedaddle when there's trouble.

The word you were seeking was cunning. He's cunning enough to skedaddle when there's trouble.