🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Look--an Alien!]

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Madame Ralph got some fancy new accessories and manages to look extra gay. I'm pretty sure only women and faggots possess a dozen different sunglasses.
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I like how he is pushing his arm forward to keep his saggy old lady arms from looking fat lol

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The great hog migration?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The great hog migration?
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It was predictable

I think Ralph may be considering a move to Tijuana. Since Faith and Xander are in Sandy Eggo it would give him easier access to the kid, and he would get to be closer to his best friend Dax. That’s why he’s going through Tijuana on this visit, he’s scoping out potential new accommodations.

Nothing gets Ralph off more like the chance of getting to harass and maintain control of a woman.

Personal feelings are he ruined his chance of staying in Merida because of how badly he wrecked his rentals.

 

[AltisticRight]

Getting alogged by airline.
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Seething at Pantsu
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Does the chatbot identify as a woman? Look at his petulant prepubescent piggish hollerin. Imagine getting so mad at a chatbot.

 

[Mynameisdark]

I wonder what happened to his plumber lawyer landlord. Ralph hasn't mentioned his one friend since fled from the hurricane

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

The great hog migration?
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Would be an end to the content drought.

I wonder what happened to his plumber lawyer landlord. Ralph hasn't mentioned his one friend since fled from the hurricane

There's also the torta guy.

 

[AnOminous]

Hell yes paypigs are rejoicing their idol got too drunk to fly and got kicked off his flight like a BOSS

This isn't even the first time he tarded out enough to get thrown off a flight is it?

The great hog migration?

He should move to Tijuana. At least that way there's a possibility of his fat, stupid head ending up on a pile of decapitated heads when he mouths off to the wrong vato loco.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The great hog migration?
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How did he get blacklisted by all the whores in Merida? It's pretty impressive when you think about it.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

How did he get blacklisted by all the whores in Merida?

Dawg have you read the thread?

 

[Rage Pig]

It was predictable



Nothing gets Ralph off more like the chance of getting to harass and maintain control of a woman.

Personal feelings are he ruined his chance of staying in Merida because of how badly he wrecked his rentals.

You're right, he wants to harass Faith, this is his new pinned tweet, replaced his tweet with the signature under the lawyer contract.

Adowulf fears for the well-being of his pigmaster

I'm sure he's too much of a pussy to move there.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I'm sure he's too much of a pussy to move there.

I agree, he's far too much of a bitch-made pussy to live in Tijuana. He's too dumb, fat, and lazy to parent his child, and Tijuana is a much easier to access place for alogs than Merida. He could risk being served another light elbowing from a redditor. Or worse, corn deliveries.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Daddy Dax waited till piggy was wheels up before putting out the call

At least that way there's a possibility of his fat, stupid head ending up on a pile of decapitated heads when he mouths off to the wrong vato loco.

If the cartels don't get him the Donkey show workers union will, they don't want the competition in the freak act entertainment field.

 

[JAKL II]

The great hog migration?
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This is going to be the greatest thing to happen to the sektur ever. He's gonna get barreled.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This is going to be the greatest thing to happen to the sektur ever. He's gonna get barreled.

No. The greatest thing would be the film of the barrel barbecue. This is still good, I just expect more now of his death since his Pillstreams are increasing in quantity and quality.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

You're right, he wants to harass Faith, this is his new pinned tweet, replaced his tweet with the signature under the lawyer contract.
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It's probably meant as a rebuke of his "other contact."

 

[lester]

Well, you never know, Gunt could rise in Tijuana to the top of the criminal North West sector. Running whores, shaking down businesses, taking what he wants, slanging Xannies. El Chapo...forget about it. 'Gunt' spreading fear and submission thoughout the region. And on the weekends seeing his kids

 

[Jump]

The great hog migration?
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TJ would make more sense logistically. Its a easy drive to the USA and Dicks house. Also there are likely alot more people who speak english there as well as Americans partying.

But, he wont move to TJ. He is to much of a pussy. Its all pilltalk.

Tijuana is where they film movies and cool music videos.

Its got world famous whore houses and strip clubs.
No one has even heard of Merida while Everyone has heard of Tijuana. You say you live in Tijuana and everyone knows your a badass.

Ralph is just going to bitch out and run back to his tin shack and keep hiding from the world. Only real Chads can live in places like Tijuana. Ralph just isn't up to it.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

TJ would make more sense legalistically. Its a easy drive to the USA and Dicks house. Also there are likely alot more people who speak english there as well as Americans partying.

But, he wont move to TJ. He is to much of a pussy. Its all pilltalk.

Tijuana is where they film movies and cool music videos.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7nQ8QJkFmGUIts got world famous whore houses and strip clubs.
No one has even heard of Merida while Everyone has heard of Tijuana. You say you live in Tijuana and everyone knows your a badass.

Ralph is just going to bitch out and run back to his tin shack and keep hiding from the world. Only real Chads can live in places like Tijuana. Ralph just isn't up to it.

Whoa, these guys are really bad ass. They show that you can run over the gangs, whores and law enforcement if you've got the cojones to push them aside... guess the Ralphamale just can't compete.

 

[V y o k]

Ralph is still alive?

 

[Muppetstudios]

I think Ralph may be considering a move to Tijuana. Since Faith and Xander are in Sandy Eggo it would give him easier access to the kid, and he would get to be closer to his best friend Dax. That’s why he’s going through Tijuana on this visit, he’s scoping out potential new accommodations.

Congratulations prognosticator