💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Nate Higgers]

probably feels almost as good as a glass of cold lemonade. Fucking degenerates

I prefer limeade, honestly. I can’t wait for the newest article from Vice; “Meet the Transgender Amputee War Orphans Who Sell Abortion Pills Mixed In With Limeade to Raise Money For Hamas’ Queer Sensitivity Training (And here’s why that’s a good thing)”

 

[PULL UP]

State of his case and the thing that people are asking him to release is under protective order (Nick never lies obviously)

He doesn't see the point for releasing the footage because he doesn't know what it is people want to see. The rumors are just lies and fanfiction.
And the things that aren't true and completely made up fanfiction are under protective order, so he couldn't release them even if he wanted to.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

sure enough all of the below transpired with April "in the gallery" to show "support" gazing upon the cult leader in awe.

The unmitigated audacity....holy fuck.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

“Meet the Transgender Amputee War Orphans Who Sell Abortion Pills Mixed In With Limeade to Raise Money For Hamas’ Queer Sensitivity Training

You forgot to put endquotes, FAGGOT.

 

[potatoflopper]

And now Lawtube is on fire. Excellent work as always Deep Kiwi

Whats going on in lawtube that its on fire? I dont really keep up with the other shysters.

 

[thebigdream]

He is greasy as shit. He needs to stop using his phone in the shower and actually wash himself
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Looks like he needs that Rumble studio money again.
I'm going to guess that he will shill the Rumble app and Rumble store today

*edit.
I think he just suggested that abortion is ok as long as you do it yourself. It was in his typical weasely way of not saying anything concrete though. I don't think that was his view before

I miss his zoomer haircut so much bros

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He says that the kids will be home in less than two weeks. Claims that the "stuff" people are asking from him are under a protective order.
Hes has never lied
*edit He also said he had a bouncy castle set up for the kids. "We had one of those set up for the kids today" is the specific phrasing

Aren’t all but one or two of his kids a bit old for a bouncy house? Also, unless he set up a shitty little one indoors those things are only meant to be up for a few days, in good weather, they aren’t like play ground equipment for long term use. It’s why they are so popular for birthday parties and traveling carnival/ weekend events.

What I’m saying is he set up and bouncy coke castle for himself and April to play in.

Only thing waiting for those kids upon returning are angry drunk dad, his resentful new girlfriend and sad crazy mommy…all with new tattoos to show them!

 

[Nate Higgers]

I miss his zoomer haircut so much bros

Nick needs to get that zoomer haircut back but also get a perm so he can have the broccolihead shaved on the sides fade. Then he can say things like “bussin”, “deadass”, “no cap”, “on god”, “swear!”, “cuh”, and “rizzed up”. He’s already coked out of his gourd so it wouldn’t sound out of place.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

And Nick takes the lead, beating his lawyer by a nose!

Overruled!

 

[owed to joy]

Praying for an animated reenactment of this proceeding

 

[Joggin Noggin]

I probably missed it due to not reading all the prior filings, but why are three of Nick's kids represented by counsel other than the GAL? Obviously the GAL is involved given the charges, but with them presumably representing the best interests of the children I'm not seeing a reason for Mr. Greiner to be needed

 

[thebigdream]

Objection yer honor, she's a slut not a support

 

[Joggin Noggin]

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Objection yer honor, she's a slut not a support

They brought their coke hoe co-defendant to their children services case. What a fucking idiot.

 

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And Nick takes the lead, beating his lawyer by a nose!
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Overruled!

His trial is going to be a riot. I can't wait.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I probably missed it due to not reading all the prior filings, but why are three of Nick's kids represented by counsel other than the GAL?

In the State of Minnesota all children over the age of 10 can be represented by their own atty to protect their interests in the Family courts.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Are most lawyers completely fucking retarded?

S-W-E-E-P.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

They brought their coke hoe co-defendant to their children services case. What a fucking idiot.

Nick's logic:
When the judge sees this hot gash I've been hitting, they'll understand why I did what I did and let me go.

 

[MadStan]

Interesting reading the court docs. The last question the Judge had (and there weren't many) was to clarify that Nick and co. refused to have their initial drug tests released. That was about the extent of the Judge's concern. Take it at face value.

 

[ThePhoenix]

They brought their coke hoe co-defendant to their children services case. What a fucking idiot.

What the actual fuckety fuck fuck

 

[Peace Through Power]

Maybe this "60 days of negative drug tests" is why Nick believes the kids will be coming back in under two weeks? I wouldn't be so confident considering that their strategy is to deny that they ever took drugs.