💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Emotional reactions to the story being told. Once more data is presented Patrick's story becomes less compelling.

This is something that took me fucking literally forever to learn - everyone responds emotionally to the story being told, no matter where or when or why. People who pretend to be in love with the data are just mentally masturbating themselves with the data.

Once the emotional connection/reaction has been dealt with, then the scientific or data driven discussion can begin, but even that would be fraught with emotion.

Realizing this helps tremendously - even online. The problem with the Internet and X is particular is you never get emotional feedback during the discussion, so autists are completely fucked hahaaha.

This could still end up being a trash fire but these two chapters, so far, have been the best things Patrick has written that I've read.

That review above is some hot shit (in a good way); that's what Null wants when people comment on something. Fairest of Fair Use! He'd take that to the Supremes for sure if piggy dared to DMCA it.

 

[deadtofaunus]

Doctor Manfattan

You owe me new ribs

#ameating is a really unnecessary hashtag when it comes to Fat Rick and, dumb as he may be, I think he quickly realized as much. This was the first and last time he fatly tweeted it.

Finally, Rick explains what being conservative means. He seems to be confusing it with empiricism.

I experienced secondhand cognitive dissonance just by reading this tweet. How in the world does he live with himself? Truly, the man of pig is built different.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Trump got shot at. Ok. But the damage to his body was such he walked into a medical facility and left it under his own power. Society has also decided that covering vigilante violence can create new cases. What the hell are people expecting the level of coverage to be? What Patrick is bitching about was broadly known - Epstein and Trump knew each other. This new document release just adds to a pile already covered. The people bitching about the lack of Trump shot coverage are the same kind of people who'd also bitch that the media doesn't need to glorify the shooter by providing coverage.

This is as simple as piggy coping. He must think that Trump might or will win, so he desperately latches onto whatever narrative he can find. In a way, Fatrick actually is much like the lugenpresse he longs to be part of - he just doesn't have the depth of biased, malicious insight and effort that goes into joining its ranks.

Instead Patrick is a lazy pig and just takes others output and spits it back out. When Patrick decides to show how smart he is and use the rolls of fat in the head of Pat we get to laugh at paint filled water balloons. Patrick tries and fails to use emotion to sway and such will work at the start - look at all the comments on the FARK page. Emotional reactions to the story being told. Once more data is presented Patrick's story becomes less compelling.

When Fat bleats out something that doesn't sound smart at all he shouts it from the rooftops, basking in the adulation that comes from finally manipulating words correctly after months of Twitter. Much like an orangutan would after putting a puzzle together and being rewarded with a delicious treat by some Skinner behaviouralist. Or a fat fucking pig, for that matter.

That, and bravely telling people to SHUT THEIR MOUWFS is the entirety of his contribution to Saving da World. Well, maybe if you're a big fan of his homebrewed "Negerwurst" he contributes to your life significantly. I hear that Marina Abramovic, Bill Clinton, and Podesta are fans of that rather... slight delicacy.

Patrick, your conduct is why you are not getting new book deals.

Why would Rick even get any book deals anyway? He can't write his way out of a wet paper bag, what does a "book deal" look like to him? Are his publishers legit or pay for play? I don't even know.

 

[Red Frida]

Rick's gay snake and the live mice he fed to it. Did he sit on this one as well?

Yes, those mice that were bred to be complacent and lived their entire lives in small boxes until they were tossed into a snake's cell are so stupid for not instinctually realizing the danger they were in.
It takes a real grown man of intelligence, such as Patrick, to ruin his life by constantly tweeting at his own toilet.
This really confirms that reptile owners and snake owners in specific are the lowest forms of people out there.

 

[Rimanah]

And get a bunch of Obama voters to laugh at him.

I wouldn’t want to get into a fight around FFWBT near Obama voters tbh.
Seeing his natural prey may stoke his hunger, and risk him trying to take a bite out of you in the process. And while I may not credit tubby much, I will admit he’s a prodigious eater that I do not want to be on the receiving end of.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Are his publishers legit or pay for play? I don't even know.

there was a series of posts on the shxitter a while back by @MikeBattleBorn. apparently leslie helped him deduce some new information. here are the respective posts. zarbon's, mike's, and leslie's.




and now the best part:

 

[Dill]

Spoiler

 

[Dean Pentel]

Imagine how satisfying it would be to have Fatrick come at you in real life, so you could kick the living shit out of him?
I do sometimes. I would love to kick his fat fucking face in.

Remember everything I said earlier about laughing in his face and calling him a FFWBT? It just occurred to me how much better it would be if a woman did that. Especially one that could actually fight.

Holy fuck, I don't know whose sides would be hurting worse, mine or his post-ass-kicking.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

#ameating is a really unnecessary hashtag when it comes to Fat Rick and, dumb as he may be, I think he quickly realized as much. This was the first and last time he fatly tweeted it.

"A meating" was his old cruising euphemism; he got new ones once he realized the power of the sauna.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Spoiler

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I am not gay for Fatrick, but he is fat and he has far worse moobs than bimbos have. No matter what, Fatrick is a fat lying faggot with saggy bitch moobs.

there was a series of posts on the shxitter a while back by @MikeBattleBorn. apparently leslie helped him deduce some new information. here are the respective posts. zarbon's, mike's, and leslie's.

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Piggy is so much of a living epitome of a failure fat retarded pig that he just have to do anything to get that delicious cash for personal gain. Sales are piss, his behavior is disrespectful, he is heavy in debt, embarassing himself outside and inside Xitter, he is rude, fragile and such. What a perfect guy that everyone absolutely love, they hope to be his next-door neighbor or rent his AirBNB someday! (lol no)

and now the best part:
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No Fat Rick, your life is already over, while we grow more successful than you and have a proper job. Enjoy prison, stalker pig.

 

[lindsayfan]

rick, resting your enormous protuberant gut atop the bike's gas tank doesn't count as "leaning over it." the real mystery is how he manages to steer despite his stomach pushing against the handlebars.

 

[Something Awful]

Time to tally up the results of the latest swatting.



Twitter: 44 likes, 16 shares. Where is Rick's 50k+ follower horde that he can unleash on command? Why no support, no words of encouragement?



Bluesky: 8 likes, 3 shares. Absolutely pitiful. Like I've said before, the Bluesky people will never care about the plight of some old, fat, white, cis, centrist male. I don't know why he bothers.



Threads: 957 likes, 90 shares, 322 comments. The pig struck a vein here: this is a fresh, sympathetic audience not yet familiar with what a huge faggot Patrick is.



It will be very distinct from all the other days when Patrick gets a drink or ten.



Just random unprovoked international terrorism. Could happen to anyone.



There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got locally sourced pepperoni?



Dan Mullen is the "ringleader". The funsters must've bust a rib at that one.



Boogie traps are in the Geneva Conventions, right next to paint balloons, under the section Cruel and Unusual Party-Stopping.



I wonder what happened to the others. Did they commit suicide, or did they use the block button without replying and went about their day? We will never know.




It's spelled Kiwi Farms, you fat retard.



How works computer? What is host? Prison, child!



Rick ends the Q&A session with a link to what he recently dubbed the lying liberal media. They have independently fact-checked his story, and it checks out.

 

[NaggotFigger]

As always, the most important thing to remember, Fatrick is an obese retarded lying faggot with saggy moobs that attention whores way too much trying to be “morally” correct and attempting to say his lies are true, and is morally bankrupt to a high degree that he only trust corporate memphis articles because he has a GPA of 1.2 and sucks at every single subject in school.

 

[Spunt]

"Boogie Traps" is Pat's best contribution to the English lexicon in his entire literary "career".

 

[lindsayfan]

"Boogie Traps" is Pat's best contribution to the English lexicon in his entire literary "career".

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

"Boogie Traps" is Pat's best contribution to the English lexicon in his entire literary "career".

Boogie Traps are what you get when the trannies down at the disco let it all go and start that dancin'.

Or maybe he's sad that he can't attempt to trap his own Boogie1488 for purposes that would make @Judge Holden stop and say "wait a minute that's a bit far, actually can I take some notes?"

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

That is true patrick caused a lot of his misery, he threatened to kill his own daughter. However I am sure patrick is mentally ill or lacking in iq. People with mental disabilties need to be held to different standards than normal people.

I agree. The retarded and mentally disabled should be punished more harshly, they are already a burden on society, they have the worst recidivism rates and rehabilitation is unlikely or impossible.

Edit: And, worst of all, they are almost always unpleasant to look at and be around.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So in 2014 he wasn't playing TTRPG's as he would have learned that fire damage stops trolls regenerative abilities so it's quite obviously a new thing with him.

 

[Maude Snew]

Do even hick town cops point shotguns at heads? Isn’t it a body mass weapon? Wouldn’t they be pointed at his massive gut anyway?

It doesn't matter where they shoot on his body, in fact, any gun fired within three blocks give or take will just get the bullet stuck in his gravity well anyway. That's why the shot spotter at his house keeps going off. Because he's super fucking fat.

 

[Something Awful]

"A meating" was his old cruising euphemism; he got new ones once he realized the power of the sauna.