💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[prolapsed_cranium]

Wait, he admitted to the piles of clothes existing now?

The walk-back is starting folks. This will be hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

How are these nutty pleas even possible?

Because the Supreme Court said so.

As Justice Robert Jackson once said, mocking the infallibility of the Court: "We are not final because we are infallible, but we are infallible only because we are final." Get it? Even a Supreme Court Justice recognized the idiocy of Supreme Court infallibility. Every other court in the country is obligated to follow Supreme Court precedents that could change instantly if a retard like Kamala Harris or a scamming con artist like Donald Trump gets to appoint another retard who swings the vote.

Wait, he admitted to the piles of clothes existing now?

Yet another good moment for Nick the retard. Admit to something the cops put in the search warrant. Isn't this retard supposedly trying to challenge it? Instead he admits to a major part of it, in public?

Remember that thing lawyers say about not talking to the cops? Maybe this is a new thing that boomer-tier morons don't get, but admitting to that shit IN PUBLIC on a LIVESTREAM that the COPS ARE RECORDING because they already mentioned watching your streams IN THE SEARCH WARRANT AFFIDAVIT isn't a good idea.

If you stream, and the cops have already mentioned your stream content, in the very SEARCH WARRANT AFFIDAVIT that got your shit tossed, you are basically talking to the cops every time you go live.

"I may have had the right to remain silent, but I lacked the ability. . ."

 

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Take a look at the tattoo itself. Hanging from the dream catcher thing are FIVE jewels. One for each child, maybe? Three necklaces and two chains, representing three girls and two boys? Is she really adopting the old white-trash tactic of getting a tattoo in honor of your kids as a way to get them back?!

First the butterfly tattoo and now this jewel tattoo. It's a lot easier to get a tattoo showing off how precious your kids are instead of treating them like they are precious. She thinks of them like accessories rather than children. This vapid cunt is perfect for balldo boy.

 

[ChromaQuack]

First the butterfly tattoo and now this jewel tattoo. It's a lot easier to get a tattoo showing off how precious your kids are instead of treating them like they are precious. She thinks of them like accessories rather than children. This vapid cunt is perfect for balldo boy.

She just needs one of those and the similarly dumb car stickers and I believe we might have a white trash bingo.

 

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She just needs one of those and the similarly dumb car stickers and I believe we might have a white trash bingo.
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Cadets on board (◡‿◡✿)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lol, Trump is speaking at a rally in the Balldo capital (St. Cloud, MN) right now

If Nick was a real streamer, he would have livestreamed from the event.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Tidbits from the interview with Chrissie Mayr today that I haven't seen posted yet, not in any order

Rekieta discusses DQ Chill & Grill sighting

Rekieta talked about being started at while in his local community. He later was pressed about his favorite order at the DQ Chill & Grill.

Nick recognized that this was a reference to Aaron Imholte bringing up that he had been informed by a fan that had witnessed Nick and Aaron's ex-wife April at the DQ Chill & Grill in Spicer. He had earlier been spotted by a STMS fan at the Zorbaz across the street. This would appear to imply that a) Nick has been watching Aaron, b) Nick has been reading Kiwi Farms, or c) Nick has been watching Kino Casino or similar streams which cover Rekieta news.

Nick did not deny Aaron Imholte's claims that of he and April were at the DQ Chill & Grill.

2:12

Context below (video in quoted post)

Aaron read out another email from a fan from the Spicer area with an alleged Nick & April sighting. He says this came from a different person.

"Hi Aaron,

I hope you're doing well. As a local and longtime fan I wanted to share something I witnessed last night. I saw Nick and April at the DQ Grill and Chill in Spicer last night and it looked like they were enjoying burgers and Blizzards together. No sign of Nick's wife.

I thought you might want to be aware of this."

Rekieta's new claim: being around drugs being smoked may cause a hair follicle test to be positive

Nick mentions that exposure to smoked drugs can cause a hair follicle test to be positive even if the person was not smoking themselves.

This appears to be an odd statement, since it was not generally suspected that he was consuming his drug of choice through any method except up his nose.

Was Nick smoking crack?

0:58

The only streamer Rekieta is watching about his case: Robert Barnes

(No comment needed, Nick is cooked)

0:13

Rekieta discusses Kiwi Farms account @MNPublicRecords

Nick was asked about @MNPublicRecords and called it "very interesting Kiwi Farms account" and insists that despite the username the account is posting private documents, but he did not address what he is talking about.

0:52

Nick's snake tattoo

Nick showed off part of his filled-in snake tattoo, presumably the heat allergy sufferer will return to the hot tub soon to show the rest off

 

[Captain Manning]

"I don't know how that test result came to be."

Because it's accurate. Nick should eat shit.

"April lives really close by, we hang out a lot, we're still friends"

Yeah, REALLY close by, and REALLY friendly. Nick should eat shit.

Discovery conference in Quest case in a few days, 'a fun money sink"

Only because Nick wants it to be. Nick should eat shit.

"People believe there is some sort of mistress thing going on... we're all friend, like... Kayla and I are married and April is our friend"

Bull fucking shit.

Nick can eat shit.

No one's asked him to go to rehab at all.

Lie. Eric July even offered to pay for it following news of Nick's arrest. His tweet is archived on the Farms. Not that he probably needs the financial help, unlike far less fortunate people, but that is July telling him to get his ass to rehab. July probably wasn't the only one that told him to go to rehab.

Eat shit.

"Possession crimes require the intent to possess the drug"

Oh, JFC. He's really gonna claim he had no idea there was 26 grams of coke in his master bedroom, isn't he?

He needs to eat shit.

"The details of my agreement with Rumble are not public"

Because there is none. He's a lying sack of shit. His contract was not renewed. He acted all smug at the Farms over that and, sure enough, he didn't get a renewal.

What else? Oh yeah, he should eat shit.


EDIT: To clarify I'm not telling @DuranceVile or @daffodils to eat shit.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

He's flat out lying. Lying to you face.

He's framing it as if the state comes to him with a release. When in fact, he brings the release to the state. Null sent him the release to sign. He's pretending the state needs to bring it to him.

I'd bet dollars to donuts he's also playing "I don't have the bodycam footage" card when he could just as truthfully say "my lawyer has the body cam footage and it destroys our defense." The state sends all evidence to his attorney. Nothing to him. Kayla may have received it directly though.

 

[Anticipointment]

She just needs one of those and the similarly dumb car stickers and I believe we might have a white trash bingo.
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[Nana_Feeder]

Care To elaborate?

It's funny to see people reference Dan Mullen in the wild, but the show he did blaming the kids was a long-form troll. He had been shitting on Nick for weeks or months leading up to Nick's arrest. Dan even cited Nick's downfall as the reason he heavily cut back on drinking.

 

[MNPublicRecords]

Ooh, it appears there was a trial/hearing july 23-26. Ended yesterday. Nick seems to think his kids are coming home soon. It wasn't immediate so if he's correct, it's conditional.

Nick isn't going to blame anyone else. His whole stick is to throw it that there all these alternative theories and it's the states job to prove it was his, not his job to find the REAL criminal. He's about to learn out what "reasonable" means.

Yes, and that was when it was scheduled in the previous CHIPS hearing (ERC omnibus). It'll take time for the documents to percolate through the court system, though. A decision by the court is expected within 15 days (which rolls to Monday August 12th).

Just to clarify on that, the CHIPS trial was postponed in the notice previously posted here:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18852742

The timing selected is interesting as the CHIPS trial and April's arraignment will both be exactly a week after the omnibus hearing on whether the warrant gets thrown out, likely for efficiency's sake since a decision in favor of the Rekietas there would make April's later hearing moot and would make some (but not all) issues in the later CHIPS trial moot. There probably won't be much going on until then.

Interestingly, it appears slaying DWI tests doesn't pay all the bills, as after some years doing lab testing, he abruptly shifted to...content creation! Which is apparently his main gig, having added the consultancy later.

This is irrelevant but amusing (from his blog), given current day: extolling Mr. Beast.

Also from his blog: "I write books, a blog, and produce a podcast about entrepreneurship, health, fitness, nutrition, philosophy, stoicism, existentialism, and self-improvement."

On FB, he says, "9 months ago, I changed industries completely. went from being a forensic scientist working in a government lab to doing content for a B2B Saas media company. I used the @hackingcareers method to level up. Here's what I did."

Why are Millennial men like this?

Any chance someone here's enough of a glutton for punishment to subscribe to his podcast for any cringe clips worth archiving? We may have stumbled on a bonus lolcow here and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste...

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

When Nick looked like he was jerking off on stream he was pressing a wound on his leg so the pain response would keep him awake

Why doesn't he just say he was trying to make a DSP joke and it came out wrong? I was pretty convinced from the beginning that was what happened, but his dumbshit and unbelievable excuses make me wonder if he really was up to something weird.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Rekieta's new claim: being around drugs being smoked may cause a hair follicle test to be positive

Nick mentions that exposure to smoked drugs can cause a hair follicle test to be positive even if the person was not smoking themselves.

Lol - that'll save Nick.

"Nah, nah, nah, judge, my homie, my kids weren't doing drugs. See, we waz blazin' up around dem kids, and they waz breathing in all dem fumes 'n shiit. Ya dig? So, like, no harm, no foul, aiiighht?"

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Gives opinion on @MNPublicRecords : "Very interesting Kiwifarms account... seems to have access to documents before anybody knows they're around... some of them are public and some of them aren't"

Damn, Nick is the total trust fund kid package. Fancy lawyer like Crackets should know that all someone has to do is go to the courthouse. It's public record. Us common folk got told that by some attorney on Lawtube. Clean cut, pretty strait-laced guy. Remember him? Said how a open courthouse was one of the strengths of the legal system or some Tony Robbins shit along those lines.

 

[Train Operator]

Can't talk about the claims of Aaron Imholte.

the claims of Aaron are the only ones you should be able to talk about you retard. if what he said aren't true there's literally no downside to saying "Aaron is a fucking liar, and the fact that he's going around saying he creampied my wife is disgusting"

does this coke head know that refusing to even say that just makes it painfully obvious that everything Aaron said is true?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

His retard lawyer and his retard lawyer's retard client are going for the longest of longest shots at trial, disputing science and legal issues that the court has already resolved countless times in countless cases (not in Nick's favour), instead of just taking a plea deal and avoiding jail time. Their crazy Lolbert theories are going to be laughed out of court, going with the Barnes strategy of invoking the constitution barely puts Nick above the level of a Sovereign Citizen.

Nick's praying to find a dodgy lab worker who will tank the entire lab's test history. A long shot ten years ago when a crop of a few dozen came up lousy. Attacking "bad science" thinking of arson calls and bite mark evidence is television show awful. He's running headlong into long proven, thoroughly vetted techniques for testing samples. It comes across as Crackets is actively trying to go to prison.

 

[dustnight]

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[Watching Rekieta]

Child protection law is often nonsensical and leads to weird results. "There are a lot of substances in your house that are perfectly fine to have that are dangerous to children, like... bleach."

Complete strawman bullshit arguments. Responsible parents make rational cost/benefit risk analysis for their children all the time. For the mentally retarded the state has to explicitly state in the law that there is ZERO benefit to possessing illegal drugs while being a caretaker of children. None. Only retards need to be told this.

In addition, all his examples of improperly storing dangerous substances are illegal as well. If Nick decided to store antifreeze in a used apple juice bottle and put it in the fridge and his consumed it, he's be charged for endangerment. He would have created a substantial unreasonable risk for little benefit. The law for drugs just makes it clear that any risk posed by illegal drugs is always unreasonable for the idiots that want to argue it wasn't THAT risky.

He's exactly the kind of shit-for-brains who tries to insist on an Alford. I hope the prosecution refuses any deal that doesn't involve admission of guilt.

The prosecutor should deny any Alford plea and point to all his public statements trying to impugn the character of tstate officials investigating his crimes.

No way he gets to continue protesting his innocence after a plea agreement where he's implied the cops planted the drugs, accused KCHHS of lying and perjury, and various other accusations of misconduct.

Prosecutor should point to those statements and say leniency in plea deals is contingent on contrition and taking responsibility. If he wants to continue to claim innocence and blame cops/govt, he can go to trial. Even after he's found guilty, he can claim innocence and blame the cops.

 

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What kills me is that I know the two colored blobs on the right are Tribbles.

Just to clarify on that, the CHIPS trial was postponed in the notice previously posted here:

Mea culpa.