DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[AGoodBrazilian]

He defense of Derich is "You can do whatever you want outside my stream" and "You only would know that by being a stalker". He is pretending that he never sperg out when Oic did a interview with a detractor.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

ANDY HAS BEEN DECLARED A SIR! I REPEAT, ANDY HAS NOW GOTTEN HIS KNIGHTHOOD ORDER OF THE PIGROACH EMPIRE! PPP HAS BEEN RECHRISTENED TO "TRIPLE P!"

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I hope they absolutely glaze his balls. Phil getting asked hard questions already happened and all he does is deny stuff outright. It'd be more interesting if they did something different.

They'll just spin him a yarn and pretend to be his friends, it seems like it's their usual tactic and it worked well with Aaron.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

I really hope he hangs himself with this Kino Casino thing.

Actually, I just really hope he hangs himself.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Sidescrollers 2.0

Don't think so, I think they'll just string him along, as others have already mentioned. The Sidescrollers interview turned into an interrogation, basically at the demand of the detracor community. PPP and Warski's opinion of DSP strikes me as closer to that of Null's: he's a lolcow, but a relatively harmless one. They're more interested in laughing at him than tearing him a new asshole.

That said, as others have also already mentioned, the good news is there's no need for another Sidescrollers style interview. The original was so thorough at exposing him, he's arguably never going to be able to completely recover from it. (At the very least, he'll never be able to memory-hole the interview itself, which counts for a lot.)

 

[smug comporon]

Speculation is he's setting up the need for a new controller excuse.

The pro controller dpad is notoriously awful, which Phil will have been told by some dent and will use it as an excuse to get some $200 third party controller.

 

[Whaler]

The original was so thorough at exposing him, he's arguably never going to be able to completely recover from it.

He's still declining mentally and the rants are only getting weirder since the SS interview. If it happened again, Phils rants would be completely gibberish and indecipherable.

 

[Fapcop]

Dang! He really went full retard over Rich pointing out that he doesn’t actually have a family, didn’t he?

“JUST BECAUSE HE HAS CHILDREN DOESNT MEAN HES BETTER THAN ME! REEE!”

Guess we found the chink in Phil’s increasingly collapsing armor. (As if constantly talking about his “family” wasn’t enough of a tell, lol!)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Gee, with Phil defending Derich (and by extension, Kirk), it sure would be a shame if Kino asked about this...

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I honestly would be very surprised if phil does an actual interview. While I think the Aaron interview was killer, I think PPP and Andy would need to know more phil lore to actually get phil to fuck up. They knew tons about rackets and that allowed them to be crafty. I think they'll need more knowledge of phil to do the same thing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I honestly would be very surprised if phil does an actual interview. While I think the Aaron interview was killer, I think PPP and Andy would need to know more phil lore to actually get phil to fuck up. They knew tons about rackets and that allowed them to be crafty. I think they'll need more knowledge of phil to do the same thing.

Search 'kino casino dsp' on YouTube. They know enough.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

DSP gets showered by Casino fan donations and already delaying/scamming shots. Taking lessons from Blade.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Dang! He really went full retard over Rich pointing out that he doesn’t actually have a family, didn’t he?

“JUST BECAUSE HE HAS CHILDREN DOESNT MEAN HES BETTER THAN ME! REEE!”

Guess we found the chink in Phil’s increasingly collapsing armor. (As if constantly talking about his “family” wasn’t enough of a tell, lol!)

"PROCREATING IS LITCHURALLY THE EASIEST THING EVER AND I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO DO IT"

The cope is amazing. I agree with Phil's "choice" though.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

DSP gets showered by Casino fan donations and already delaying/scamming shots. Taking lessons from Blade.

Yep, Phil already received a couple Hogan pulls out of this stunt. The smart move would be to bail now for safety concerns or some such nonsense.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Apparently Kino Casino mentioned Derich yesterday

Wait what the fuck? Is there a clip of that? Is it before Phil came into the Kick chat?

 

[Fapcop]

"PROCREATING IS LITCHURALLY THE EASIEST THING EVER AND I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO DO IT"

The cope is amazing. I agree with Phil's "choice" though.

I’m 50/50 on Phil having a Phil Jr.

I’m ecstatic with joy over the fact that Phil’s phucked genome dies out with him, and happy that no child ever has to deal with… That!

But I still can’t help but be a bit bummed out about all the content we’re missing out on.

Phil believes that the most mundane of tasks and minor hiccups are disasters that only he has the misfortune to get. Can you imagine how “stressed” he would get from running out of diapers, minor colds or vomit?

Or Phil holding a baby on stream, begging for change from the dents after a couple of slow streams.

I’m just saying, we’re missing out!

 

[Fuckyoudad]

"PROCREATING IS LITCHURALLY THE EASIEST THING EVER AND I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO DO IT"

The cope is amazing. I agree with Phil's "choice" though.

I'll always be grateful for the fact that phil will forever be too much of a parasitic, apathetic, self-centered piece of shit oddity to ever risk siring a little prince of princess of hate. He can't look after a manchild like himself so a real child would be a complete disaster. No child not even a hellspawn brought forth from the loins of dsfuckingpee deserves to be afflicted with those two empty vessel wasters as parents.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP scamming again:

 

[Colonoscopy Karl]

Wait what the fuck? Is there a clip of that? Is it before Phil came into the Kick chat?

I think what happened was that someone called Derich the Jester today in chat.

 

[PieceofShet]

Apparently DSP has a kick account already? You know.... just in case.

EDIT: Yesterday at Kinos.