DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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Guys, I'm beginning to suspect when Phil said he was done with the drama he wasn't being completely honest.
 
Did piggy get gifted an OLED model with the included ethernet port in the dock or does he still have his second one that you need a third party adapter cause if it's the ladder then guess what that's like a twenty dollar fix with an official licensed adapter.
He has the a 2017-2019 Switch, the original one bricked or something and it got replaced by a fan. He doesn't have the OLED one, and uses an adapter of some sort.

Also this jackass just said "reproducing is easy", which is pretty high up there on bad DSP takes. But then again, his fans have never seen a woman other than their mom naked so they'll just agree.

EDIT: This 20-30 minute PR segment for Joon was weird... either he knows that Joon left out a lot of stuff to appease him, or he's trying to get a thing or 2 cut out at the last minute.
 
I would be highly amused to see a lahlsuit go forward, but like others have said the hardest part will be to prove damages.
It's a total non-starter. DSPs statement is broad enough to be vaguely accurate if they had any prior communications about topics on the show. Also, discovery would be insane, since Keem has to turn over all kinds of private conversations with his co-hosts, which would likely prove how fake most of the drama on his boring show is (and truth is a hard counter to defamation). Also, it's pretty much implied that all of what he says are merely his nonsense opinions, since he has a history of garbage hot-takes on his equally as garbage podcast.

Also, I'm pretty sure Keem is popular enough to count as some kind of public figure, so the standard for defamation is even higher. It's just attention seeking behavior by Keem.
 
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Him larping as a family is never not funny to me
 
Someone offered him 50dollars if he beat a 10seconds long stage for S rank in nintendo championship.
35 minutes later...
he ragequit, couldnt do it.

35 minutes!

EDIT: DSP is a fuckin retarded! He keeps asking what do i do, what do i do? Do I kill the guy? Do I survive?

IT LITERALLY SAYS ON THE SCREEN WHAT TO DO!

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Apparently the faggot was spotted in a new car at the grocery store recently. He also snuck in a car payment beg in the YouTube check thing earlier.
I don't buy it myself. The whole tale makes no sense.
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He has no reason to get rid of a car that 1) he just paid off and 2) has like 4 miles on it. Now, in regard to the 'payment', he could have pawned the title to cover his overextending on Hogan's recently.
If he did truly get one, that's pretty ballsy with the crying poor. There couldn't have been anything wrong with the Toyota or he would have cried about it.
 
Also this jackass just said "reproducing is easy", which is pretty high up there on bad DSP takes.
I'd agree with him here, only in that fucking a potatoe to make a demon baby is easy. Which is why it's dumb that someone like Ethan Ralph brags about having two kids that he never sees or supports.

Against DSP though, you don't get to say in the same breath that having a potatoe and a cat constitutes a family.
 
I don't buy it myself. The whole tale makes no sense.
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He has no reason to get rid of a car that 1) he just paid off and 2) has like 4 miles on it. Now, in regard to the 'payment', he could have pawned the title to cover his overextending on Hogan's recently.
If he did truly get one, that's pretty ballsy with the crying poor. There couldn't have been anything wrong with the Toyota or he would have cried about it.
That story is bullshit. No picture in 2024?
 
It's sad but Phil has always been like this, any amount of pushback almost always makes him break. He will either ban everyone talking about the subject he brought up or immediately apologize.

Any time he gets confronted he gets either really quiet or really apologetic, it's honestly sad how he just can't defend himself during an argument. From the EVO parking lot incident, to the "ITS THE GUY" incident to the SideScrollers Podcast, he just shuts down when he doesn't have control of the conversation.

The cycle usually is:
1) Phil says he's not about drama, he avoids drama, this year there's been no drama.
2) Phil then starts drama, usually while claiming to know nothing about it while reciting every detail (or the opposite, making wild, totally wrong assumptions because he actually doesn't know anything but he's jealous of whatever successful person he's talking about)
3) Phil says the same thing in 10 different ways, reveling in the drama.
4) When he finally finishes his rant, he flips the other way and starts threatening to ban people if they bring up the drama in chat. Because he's not about drama.
5) The next day, he says he's not about drama, he avoids drama, but yesterday I just had to address the drama. And if he needs to kill time on the "podcast", you get the rants from the day before again. But he's not about drama.

Rinse, repeat. The least self-aware person alive.
 
not going to lie everything DSP said about Lolcow live I agree with, but the same is true for DSP.

After all this time all these cows, DSP is the cleanest dirty shirt in the bin. DSP may out live us all
 
not going to lie everything DSP said about Lolcow live I agree with, but the same is true for DSP.

After all this time all these cows, DSP is the cleanest dirty shirt in the bin. DSP may out live us all
The lesson is if you're going to be a lolcow, be a shut-in that avoids communication with everyone, therefore nothing bad can happen to you and you'll last forever.
 
DSP may out live us all
DSP will outlive everyone and everything. There can be a nuclear war going on, he'll rise from the ashes, and find a ham radio and go "Uh, now guys. As you can see, uh, my house is destroyed because these morons decided to have a war. Now, guys....um, tips are greatly appreciated." He's not called the pigroach for nothing.

It's not that he's charming, let's be fair, he's not...he's entertaining, but not in the way he see's himself as entertaining or how he wants to be perceived as entertaining. He's an idiot who gave up on life, struck gold when YouTube actually paid their creators, and said "Well, this is my life now. The gravy train is never going to end."

He's outlived Machinima, detractors, other creators, etc...not because he's doing it for the love, he's doing it because he's lazy.
 
I don't think the lawsuit will happen, add funny as it would be as keem dropping five figures to fuck with Phil is a huge stretch

Personally if I were Keem, I'd serve pigga a cease and desist which would be far cheaper and shit Phil up an entertaining amount too
 
No shit anyone can reproduce phil its just people who go bankrupt due to mobile games probably shouldn't. To insinuate he'd do alright at parenting wild considering he withgoes medical treatments for the very same catson he's all buthurt over.
He wouldn't take his kid to school because the school wouldn't email him and Phil wasn't told by the hospital he had to change the diaper of the baby.

But seriously if Phil had a kid I think he would be the most disinterested parent who expects the women to deal with all things kid related. The cunt can't even just cook his own dinner when his partner is sick, how in the fuck would he expect to raise a kid if she gets sick or dies because doing the laundry is a lot harder easier than raising a kid and he could barely even do that.

Also just to jump on the political talk, who cares Phil is a dumb cunt that's why we are here he could vote up down left right and it still changes nothing about him being a dumb cunt
 
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