Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AfghanBlue]

Cat abuse (Kev moob warning). Apologies if it's been posted upthread, all of his selfies look the same to me:

Spoiler: nsfw

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Misc Kev updates:

Spoiler

Kev muses on his nipple piercings getting snagged on shit:
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Sperging about OW2:
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Continuing his weird obsession with England:
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Crying about Moana:
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CONSOOOOOM:
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Kev can't VC because trannyvoice + voice training woes.
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He had to go to the dentist apparently.
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Pontificating about loss of privilege (lol). I guess he got called out again?
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Horrific imagery:
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Fujo appropriation? He discovers omegaverse:
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Reposts:

Spoiler: nsfw again

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Sleep paralysis demon spotted:
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Why do they all look so deformed? Even actual women with tuberous breasts don't look this fucked up.
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Cursed on many levels. I guess Valens has gone from "journalism" to ASMR goonshit?
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This feels like a bad Weird Al impression. Sanpaku eyes for dayyyys.
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PSA kevin-
Your nipple piercings seem to become randomly infected because you are not washing.

That gross, knobbly, mouldy looking troon dick is so gross.
Seems like this whole melting, moulding skin thing is quite widespread amongst them. Like it gets worse the lower down the body, like the face and shoulders the skins held up like on tent poles, but then it all just moukders away all baggy at the bottom.

Still pretty much haunted by that picture a page or so ago where it somehow looked like the one troon was wearing black tights but he wasn't.

I suppose that's what happens when the estrogen "softens" man-skin.
Whatever usually holds it in place isn't there any more. (the connective bonds of mens and women's skin have microscopic, different shapes, so I suppsoe if you add estrogen to the unready man skin it will have this effect in the places where it isn't stretched clearly against bone)

 

[AssignedEva]

Continuing his weird obsession with England

I actually think "eggs benedict served on dry weetabix" is worse than any Kevin moob pic, and possibly tied with that horrible cavernous nude of Jen.

For American farmers, Weetabix is basically a big shredded wheat "biscuit". I can't imagine a situation where you'd voluntarily eat them dry. Runny egg yolk isn't going to help.

 

[stupid frog]

ok. But does he say that his dad died of cancer?

All he is saying there is that his dad died when he was 13 and he is clingy with random online friends as a result.

Of course it is always about him.

You're welcome to use the same search feature I have access to.

 

[a hapless toad]

I actually think "eggs benedict served on dry weetabix" is worse than any Kevin moob pic, and possibly tied with that horrible cavernous nude of Jen.

For American farmers, Weetabix is basically a big shredded wheat "biscuit". I can't imagine a situation where you'd voluntarily eat them dry. Runny egg yolk isn't going to help.

Right? If you insist on making it "English" then replace the (English) muffin with a crumpet (I often do this bc crumpets are better than muffins and also bc I am a thinking man's crumpet), a drop scone, or a slice of fried bread.

Also why replace the Canadian bacon with thinly sliced ham when you could use proper British back bacon? Or be extra and replace it with a slice of black or white pudding...heck forget the bread and just do the pudding, poached egg, and hollandaise...add a grilled tomato on there plus a side of bubble and you've got a full breakfast Benedict.

Signed, a hapless toad, Hollandaise Expert and English Food Aficionado

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I kinda admire Kevin being so coom brained that none of this politics nonsense can even touch him.
It's even more admirable considering he explicitly cant, and hasn't been able to, coom for years

Crazy basted <saluting face emoji>

I disagree that Kevin isn’t political, but what Kevvie is is “seasonal”.

I have tried to nail down the exact pattern, but he seems to go in cycles of:

1) “Hyper sexualized & horny” - includes posts of his own moob, retweeting nsfw trannie pics etc…. I believe we’re currently here in the cycle, but also his new moobs have exacerbated so this part of the cycle lasts longer than usual.

2) “Cope-a-cabana/muh vag is awesome/Transrights supersoilder” -
I think this follows his horny phases, he tries to have sex with someone in his polycule or meets up with a homeless troon in the ranch pennys parents basement and realizes he can’t coooooom so he has to overshare about his issues but also reinforce that he made the right choice about cutting his dick down the middle and infact everyone should cut their dick down the middle and invert it.

3) “Consume! Consume! Comsuuummmmeeee!!!” - Kevvie realizes that asspats on twitter don’t make him forget the massive mistake he made and fills the void with stuffies /toys/vidya.

4) “Eat the rich, fully automated gay space communism NOW” - Kevin spent all his tugboat for the month on transformers and is now fucking mad as hell about it and decides that it’s republicunts and demoncrats capitalism is the reason he can’t just buy all the toys he wants.


And that’s the cycle. The Copacabana and the consume consume consume! cycles can be interchangeable, and I feel like they sometimes blur into one.

There’s no telling how long a cycle will last, which is why I’ve never tried to formalize this theory, but I do believe that he has a cycle like this.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There’s no telling how long a cycle will last, which is why I’ve never tried to formalize this theory, but I do believe that he has a cycle like this.

You gotta find some slightly different words for this phenomenon, or Kevvie is going to start claiming he menstruates. Ovulation is when he buys Transformers, and the luteal phase begins when he finishes unwrapping them.

 

[kazuhiro]

Some KevPosts. Has a plot spoiler for the Teenage Exocolonist game.

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Kev gets into it with "journalist" Dave Weigel.



Traumatized by a video game.




Buckaroo Banzai.

$140+ on another Transformer.



Psycho Mantis was pretty sketch.

He's never speaking to his mom again.

And Disney made him a furry.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I actually think "eggs benedict served on dry weetabix" is worse than any Kevin moob pic, and possibly tied with that horrible cavernous nude of Jen.

For American farmers, Weetabix is basically a big shredded wheat "biscuit". I can't imagine a situation where you'd voluntarily eat them dry. Runny egg yolk isn't going to help.

Yeah, I can't imagine how awful that would be.
Jesus christ. The little bit of runny egg wouldn't be nearly enough to moisten the 'bix, and what little bit did make it down would result in something similar to concrete.
Why would anyone think of or want this or post it without presumably eating it and discovering their terrible mistake? Maybe it is irl trolling.


Kek the Kevin men-strual cycle. Manstrual cycle.
Kind of annoying that menstrual has men in it in the first place so it isnt as funny to change it.. Smh Women can't have shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Jesus christ. The little bit of runny egg wouldn't be nearly enough to moisten the 'bix, and what little bit did make it down would result in something similar to concrete.

The whole point of using an English muffin (or crumpet) is it ABSORBS the yolk.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The whole point of using an English muffin (or crumpet) is it ABSORBS the yolk.

It is a hugely retarded idea and I dearly hope Kevin can find the energy to make it.
So he can chow down miserably on the driest most flavourless combined concoction on earth. Love that for him.
He probably won't thought. This is his version of an aspirational menu item that he'll never have the sparse ingredients or SPOONS for.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Traumatized by a video game.

Kevin: “This product upset me! My feelings are hurt, and I will NOT be playing it anymore!”
His followers: “Sounds awful! I’ll avoid it, thanks for the heads up!”
Also Kevin: “OMG NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN PRODUCTERINO! DON’T LET MY OPINION STOP YOU FROM CONSUMING!”

Holy shit Kevin is the most spineless fucking loser I have ever seen. He loves gloating about being “micro-famous” but is so terrified of responsibility that he freaks out at the realization his statements actually have influence. Absolutely amazing.

 

[Sourceress]

Honestly that thread about the game feels like the most real and genuine I've ever seen Kevin. He gets freaked out/triggered by events in a game that closely mirror a traumatic event in his own life, has an outburst about it and then regrets the outburst and doesn't want to damage others' experience because of his trauma reaction. I actually feel like it's pretty decent of him to go out of his way to make sure people know the developers of the game aren't to blame for his trauma, and to tell people not to diss or not purchase/play the game just because it effected him badly.

Mark your calendars, folks, this is probably the only time Kevin will ever earn a compliment from me. He's a gross, narcissistic, misogynistic, porn-addicted freak, but the damage control he did here to not let his genuine-seeming trauma fuck anything up for other people was a good thing.

Then of course he has to go talk about how some children's cartoon made him a furry and ruin all the goodwill he was building there. Jesus, dude. Children's cartoons about talking animals didn't make you a furry, your porn addiction did. Studies show that people who excessively use/view porn wear out their ability to derive satisfaction / get off on normie shit and will become desensitized to it, necessitating the use of more and more graphic, degrading, extreme, etc. forms of pornography to get the same level of gratification. That's how you ended up jerking off to the idea of screwing around with animals or being an animal being screwed or whatever. Not kids' tv shows.

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin: “This product upset me! My feelings are hurt, and I will NOT be playing it anymore!”
His followers: “Sounds awful! I’ll avoid it, thanks for the heads up!”
Also Kevin: “OMG NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN PRODUCTERINO! DON’T LET MY OPINION STOP YOU FROM CONSUMING!”

Holy shit Kevin is the most spineless fucking loser I have ever seen. He loves gloating about being “micro-famous” but is so terrified of responsibility that he freaks out at the realization his statements actually have influence. Absolutely amazing.

Seriously, he's all big tough guy, but then people go, "nah I don't wanna buy it now' he starts practically begging them to get it?
Hey dork, if it's such a big deal, spend your own money and gift the game.

Why is he so fucking pathetic, lmfao

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Honestly that thread about the game feels like the most real and genuine I've ever seen Kevin. He gets freaked out/triggered by events in a game that closely mirror a traumatic event in his own life, has an outburst about it and then regrets the outburst and doesn't want to damage others' experience because of his trauma reaction. I actually feel like it's pretty decent of him to go out of his way to make sure people know the developers of the game aren't to blame for his trauma, and to tell people not to diss or not purchase/play the game just because it effected him badly.

Mark your calendars, folks, this is probably the only time Kevin will ever earn a compliment from me. He's a gross, narcissistic, misogynistic, porn-addicted freak, but the damage control he did here to not let his genuine-seeming trauma fuck anything up for other people was a good thing.

Then of course he has to go talk about how some children's cartoon made him a furry and ruin all the goodwill he was building there. Jesus, dude. Children's cartoons about talking animals didn't make you a furry, your porn addiction did. Studies show that people who excessively use/view porn wear out their ability to derive satisfaction / get off on normie shit and will become desensitized to it, necessitating the use of more and more graphic, degrading, extreme, etc. forms of pornography to get the same level of gratification. That's how you ended up jerking off to the idea of screwing around with animals or being an animal being screwed or whatever. Not kids' tv shows.

So what you're saying is: amholes are hot.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Honestly that thread about the game feels like the most real and genuine I've ever seen Kevin. He gets freaked out/triggered by events in a game that closely mirror a traumatic event in his own life, has an outburst about it and then regrets the outburst and doesn't want to damage others' experience because of his trauma reaction.

Interesting, because I read this as pure manipulation and playing the victim for attention. Mostly because of the interaction with KiwiRed.

When he says he probably won't buy the game now because it might hit him negatively, Kevin responds with: "That is something very heavy you placed on my heart that I wish you hadn't." And when KiwiRed offers to delete his comment Kevin states that that won't help. Because the damage is already done you guys, how could you even post such a horrible thing to poor Kevvy. There is nothing KiwiRed can do to atone for his sins. You usually only see that kind of behaviour from the BPD cows. I find it really disgusting.

 

[AssignedEva]

Mark your calendars, folks, this is probably the only time Kevin will ever earn a compliment from me. He's a gross, narcissistic, misogynistic, porn-addicted freak, but the damage control he did here to not let his genuine-seeming trauma fuck anything up for other people was a good thing.

You are giving Kevin a lot of credit here.

"I Was A Teenage Exocolonist" had multiple trans and nonbinary people involved in the production team. Many of the characters are trans and nonbinary and have varied sexualities including things like demisexual and aromantic. One character makes a point of having changed their body with "genetec" to become female, and the player character sets biological sex (including "no biological sex"), gender presentation and pronouns entirely separately of each other. Also some characters have augments that give them cat ears or tails.

Not wanting to get cancelled for damaging the sales of a "by trans for trans" game is more likely the motivation for his sudden recantation.

 

[AnOminous]

When he says he probably won't buy the game now because it might hit him negatively, Kevin responds with: "That is something very heavy you placed on my heart that I wish you hadn't." And when KiwiRed offers to delete his comment Kevin states that that won't help. Because the damage is already done you guys, how could you even post such a horrible thing to poor Kevvy. There is nothing KiwiRed can do to atone for his sins. You usually only see that kind of behaviour from the BPD cows. I find it really disgusting.

I hate this fat fucking pile of shit with stink lines coming off him even in still pictures. What a vile, unhygienic, malodorous pervert.

 

[Sourceress]

You are giving Kevin a lot of credit here.

"I Was A Teenage Exocolonist" had multiple trans and nonbinary people involved in the production team. Many of the characters are trans and nonbinary and have varied sexualities including things like demisexual and aromantic. One character makes a point of having changed their body with "genetec" to become female, and the player character sets biological sex (including "no biological sex"), gender presentation and pronouns entirely separately of each other. Also some characters have augments that give them cat ears or tails.

Not wanting to get cancelled for damaging the sales of a "by trans for trans" game is more likely the motivation for his sudden recantation.

Thank you for this additional context, I honestly had no idea - I've never played the game or read much about it. You're probably right then. I should really know better than to give any credit to troons.

I appreciate this on an extra level because I usually like that kind of game and had thought about checking it out, but no way am I going to suffer through all that trans and "queer" bullshit lmao. And furry shit, too, jfc, they really know their audience!

Interesting, because I read this as pure manipulation and playing the victim for attention. Mostly because of the interaction with KiwiRed.

When he says he probably won't buy the game now because it might hit him negatively, Kevin responds with: "That is something very heavy you placed on my heart that I wish you hadn't." And when KiwiRed offers to delete his comment Kevin states that that won't help. Because the damage is already done you guys, how could you even post such a horrible thing to poor Kevvy. There is nothing KiwiRed can do to atone for his sins. You usually only see that kind of behaviour from the BPD cows. I find it really disgusting.

You know, you're right and I wasn't really reading closely enough. Thanks for pointing it out!

So what you're saying is: amholes are hot.

 

[remiem]

PSA kevin-
Your nipple piercings seem to become randomly infected because you are not washing.

Nipple piercings are actually one of the hardest to heal piercings you can get. The timeline given for basic healing is 12 months, a whole ass year, and it's wrong- unless you're a man with nice little nipples close to the body. They take ages to 'heal' because of the nipples ability to harden. So it's constantly squishing up and releasing skin that's trying to heal itself, which also means they're incredibly prone to rejecting- leaving you with a split nipple if you don't remove them in time. Even when you think they're healed, you're wrong, wait another year and maybe they will be. If you interact with them in any way- hit or catch them on something and they bleed, you've very nearly reset your progress back to week one. If you 'play' with them before they're healed, congrats they're back to initial healing time. Got forbid someone put one in their nasty mouth. If you have any kind of weight to your breast tissue you're constantly applying pressure to the piercing. If you don't get good quality internally threaded jewelry every time you try to change your jewelry you risk derailing your healing by tearing open that delicate skin. It is 100% possible and extremely easy to catch your jewelry on something and tear right through the nipple because it doesn't have as much strength as an earlobe or other areas.

They require the most delicate aftercare of all piercings because too much jostling can cause damage. Cleaning them is difficult because to get a proper clean you need to manipulate the bar, which further slows down your healing process. Even when they are 'healed' they can go through periods where they don't act like it, sometimes they never heal and it is one of the most commonly retire piercings as a result, and of course you get piercing funk except you need to express it out by squeezing your nipple because it gets trapped in the skin behind the bar.

Bro can't even keep his 'collar' clean and decided to get nipple piercings. SMH.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Seriously, he's all big tough guy, but then people go, "nah I don't wanna buy it now' he starts practically begging them to get it?
Hey dork, if it's such a big deal, spend your own money and gift the game.

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Why is he so fucking pathetic, lmfao

I'm starting to think we might have some issues with deciding on what the central plan for production in the anarchocommunist society will be after this session of deliberative democracy.