Democratic National Convention 2024

[Autistic Nonetheless]

Let history record that that schizophrenic kid did take down a president

 

[S.C.U.D.]

they can't possibly be shoving Kamala into the nomination, that's not going to work, they're mad

If you try to think like a retarded person, it makes sense. "Duhhhhhh who do we pick? Welllllllllllll, Kamala is vice president and people know who she is, so let's run her!" You just have to manually lower your IQ to understand this play.

 

[Corporeal Phantasm]

It's so joever

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Kamala ämmä.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Fuck you. Trans people are gonna die now. Trump will kill them all

Please, I was already going to vote for Trump, you don't need to sell me on him more.

 

[Pooja Poophole]

that's not going to work, they're mad

MAGA cope

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

they can't possibly be shoving Kamala into the nomination, that's not going to work, they're mad

It seems more like damage control for now, give it sometime to see if any other candidate shows up.

 

[WelperHelper99]

You don't even have to go that far. Just tell Ukraine to cede it's right to Crimea (they haven't owned it for almost a decade anyway), and disallow them from becoming a NATO member.
If you have to, let Zelensky become an expat in the U.S. after he finishes being President of Ukraine. Have a little bravado and this would wrap things up neatly (except for the tons of dead Ukrainian and Russians who died for literally nothing).

It will end how Trump wishes it to end. I expect nothing less than the Rocketman approach.

 

[Boss Hawg]

I imagine the DNC is like an special of The Thick of It. Insanity and confusion.

 

[RGBCube]

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

This has to be one of the most entertaining mid July during an election year that did not involve a bunch of leftist faggots rioting the streets.

 

[Can of Bread]

they can't possibly be shoving Kamala into the nomination, that's not going to work, they're mad

I honestly think they've resigned themselves to the fact that if they can't assassinate Trump they're fucked.
At least with Kamala they can talk about how racist and sexist America is, especially if Trump wins by a lot. The donors have to know Trump isn't going to fuck them that much (if at all), so his re-election might be more beneficial in the long run. Though him being almost assassinated might change that.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

All of the Dems are now #CrashingWithKamala

 

[WelperHelper99]

Fuck you. Trans people are gonna die now. Trump will kill them all

No. They'll just be banned from the military and women's sports. Which I guess to you is genocide, but who cares lmao.

 

[BigUUUU]

Black female maybe. I've heard a number of people say Kamala reminds black men too much of their mothers and teachers.

She reminds me of the typical Human Resources bitch

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

they can't possibly be shoving Kamala into the nomination, that's not going to work, they're mad

Bro, it doesn't matter. What matters is that the American people can be convinced that the chosen candidate looks plausible, because they will add the right amount of falsified votes in the key swing states overnight regardless. Just make it the slightest bit plausible and cow those critical of the outcome into silence.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

All this Joever talk, nobody asking the real question... whatever happened with Biden's Covid diagnosis?

He was cured once they realized it wasn't taking attention off of the debate fiasco or Trump's assassination attempt.

 

[Gottahavemysips]

Oh god Harris please make Hillary your VP pick please Hillary bend your knee to her it would be so funny. Would anything be more humiliating?

Anybody who chooses Hillary for a VP pick should instantly be checked into a mental hospital, that is tantamount to a suicide attempt.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

They're just worried about Veep becoming real, with America's first woman president being a hilarious short-term footnote to a failed administration.

6 months is a long to fuck up. multiple wars and economic issues and now all the blame actually falls on kamlah's shoulders? shes going to crack, her staff will have even more resignations. glorious.

 

[Captain Manning]

Echoing what others have said, this is probably the single smartest thing Biden has ever done.

I dunno if the Dems have anybody that can beat Trump, but this was headed for an embarassment on the level of Carter vs. Reagan, 1980.

EDIT: Clarification.