💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Quixotic Man]

I have said this before: every fucking things Jack cooks now is just a horror omelette.
At this point I would half think he was posting comedy food on reddit for updoots.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"I don't eat Cheetos
I've never ate Cheetos
I've had it before
I know what it tastes like"

 

[Incredible Mister]

I really wish the diet arc would just end, it's the same meatflour, cheese abomination every week. how is he supposed to undercook poultry if he just blends it in a carnivore cheese concoction?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Are Carnivore Cheetos A Real Thing?!​

(07/19/24)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O7jujiY8eKkPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=O7jujiY8eKk

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.App-Are Carnivore Cheetos A Real Thing_!-(720p60).mp4

He sounds like death. The gurgling, the slurring, the inability to pronounce simple words.

There is no reason why this faggot should be doing carnivore as it's just taking time away from his already short lifespan. I swear every food abomination he eats is taking days off his life.

As for the recipe, if anybody really wants to make it, you will need cream of tartar or lemon juice to help stabilize the meringue. The reason is those egg whites are pasteurized and will not beat to stiff peaks which I'm assuming is what you need. And whatever the recipe is for normal meringue you need to double the acid. And he didn't beat his egg whites enough. They should be stiffer than what he had.

All in all, he fucked up another recipe.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"I don't eat Cheetos
I've never ate Cheetos
I've had it before
I know what it tastes like"

I would think nearly everyone in the United States has had cheetos at least once in their life, especially when they were a kid. Of course we know Jack is a liar and probably eats cheetos by the handful even when he's "carnivore"

 

[biggacracka]

Are Carnivore Cheetos A Real Thing?!​

(07/19/24)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O7jujiY8eKkPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=O7jujiY8eKk

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.App-Are Carnivore Cheetos A Real Thing_!-(720p60).mp4

The arm is looking particularly purple today

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Jack wore a fucking cowboy hat to his wedding?
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I'm actually having a hard time believing these are even the same people. The grains of time can be cruel if you make poor choices, god damn.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I would think nearly everyone in the United States has had cheetos at least once in their life, especially when they were a kid. Of course we know Jack is a liar and probably eats cheetos by the handful even when he's "carnivore"

Shoot, I got a bag of Flamin' Hot Munchies yesterday and had them.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

This stupid nigger has had a cooking channel for 15 years and can't understand he just made a cheese meringue.

Which is a real thing thing, wow. Honestly, they might actually be good. I might try it sometime.

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He’s the food obsessed version of KingCobraJFS. Josh hasn’t improved an iota with his guitar playing. Jack is the same, but with cooking.

 

[Hamstirer]

Are Carnivore Cheetos A Real Thing?!​

(07/19/24)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O7jujiY8eKkPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=O7jujiY8eKk

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.App-Are Carnivore Cheetos A Real Thing_!-(720p60).mp4

"I don't eat Cheetos, I've never ate Cheetos. I've had them before, I know what they taste like.". Faggot, you are atleast 3% Cheetos,No matter how retarded I think he is he finds a way to double down. He is probably the only cow on this site that legit makes me mati Everytime I click this thread.

 

[Tiresome]

"I don't eat Cheetos, I've never ate Cheetos. I've had them before, I know what they taste like.". Faggot, you are atleast 3% Cheetos,No matter how retarded I think he is he finds a way to double down. He is probably the only cow on this site that legit makes me mati Everytime I click this thread.

His dick, if he can ever find it again (no), looks like a Cheeto. Crunchy, not puffed. That's why he secretly loves them so much.

 

[Hamstirer]

His dick, if he can ever find it again (no), looks like a Cheeto. Crunchy, not puffed. That's why he secretly loves them so much.

O no, you are a terrible person and I hate you. I did not need to think about dead arm potato mans dick but you just burnt that image in my brain.

 

[SanctedElectromagnetism]

one thing i find unique about Jack is how he, to this day! Despite being a "cooking channel" for years. Still can't accurately describe the flavor of the food he eats. He kinda just mentions that its good and yummy and he will eat up 2-5 more plates of it. Or really shallow descriptions that don't describe anything. He just goes "mmhmm you can really taste the pepper".
All thats missing is a proppa fuumbs upp imo

 

[AnOminous]

I would think nearly everyone in the United States has had cheetos at least once in their life, especially when they were a kid. Of course we know Jack is a liar and probably eats cheetos by the handful even when he's "carnivore"

It seems if you wanted "carnivore Cheetos" because you were a retard, why wouldn't you just coat pork rinds with powdered cheese?

 

[AltisticRight]

"I don't eat Cheetos
I've never ate Cheetos
I've had it before
I know what it tastes like"

I didn't eat the cookies in the jar!
*Licks fingers*
Well okay I know what it tasted like.
*Lip smack*
Alright I did eat one.
*Salivating*
Actually yeah I ate four.
*Drool pouring out like a water fountain*
Fine I ate all of it!

Verdict: Jack is a fat tard.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He’s the food obsessed version of KingCobraJFS. Josh hasn’t improved an iota with his guitar playing. Jack is the same, but with cooking.

And without any of the good qualities people like about Cobes.

 

[Hamstirer]

It seems if you wanted "carnivore Cheetos" because you were a retard, why wouldn't you just coat pork rinds with powdered cheese?

Dammit, I knew there was an already made solution to this but Fatboy made me to angry to think about pork rinds. Doritos seasoned pork rinds would fly off the fucking shelves, especially a flamin hot version..... Frito-lay owes us both a % if they steal this shit .

And without any of the good qualities people like about Cobes.

It's impressive how a dude huffing duster, painting sticks indoors, and loosing lizards is better than anyone but cobes blows jack out of the water.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I would think nearly everyone in the United States has had cheetos at least once in their life, especially when they were a kid. Of course we know Jack is a liar and probably eats cheetos by the handful even when he's "carnivore"

Of course he does. Like he got angry when his cookie order wasn't ready even though he was on his keto larp during that time.

It seems if you wanted "carnivore Cheetos" because you were a retard, why wouldn't you just coat pork rinds with powdered cheese?

It's because that defeats the purpose of cooking on his "cooking" channel. Besides cheese is supposed to be a sometimes food when doing carnivore. For Fatty it makes up half his diet.

 

[Tiresome]

I do believe Jack put actual trust in the carnivore diet. This is because he is a credulous fool. However, what I believe he did is simply add extra meat and cheese to his existing carb-heavy daily gorge expecting it to work its magic regardless of anything else he eats, and to give him the excuse of being a little restaurant bitch on top of eating all of Tammy's sides, it's a perfect win-win for the greaseball.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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