Business Global IT outage live updates: Australian banks, airlines, media outlets taken offline - Bloody Bitch Bastard

There's a global outage of MicroSoft Windows machines currently, amusingly. This website is laid out in a very frustrating way, so I've included the main excerpts here:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07...-microsoft-banks-airlines-australia/104119960 (archive)

There are reports of IT outages affecting major institutions in Australia and internationally.
The ABC is experiencing a major network outage, along with several other media outlets.
Crowd-sourced website Downdetector is listing outages for Foxtel, National Australia Bank and Bendigo Bank.

Like a number of other organisations, global issues affecting CrowdStrike and Microsoft are disrupting some of our systems.
The issue is causing some holdups for some of our customers and we thank them for their patience.
There is no impact to our fixed or mobile network which continue to operate.
Calls to our Triple Zero contact centres are not affected, but we understand some state emergency services are also impacted and we are working with them to implement backup processes.

CrowdStrike ran a recorded phone message on Friday saying it was aware of reports of crashes on Microsoft's Windows operating system relating to its Falcon sensor.
"Thanks for contacting CrowdStrike support. CrowdStrike is aware of reports of crashes on Windows … related to the Falcon sensor," a prerecorded message played when a Reuters reporter called the company's technical support.

University of Melbourne lecturer in cyber security Shaanan Cohney says there appear to be two separate things happening at once to cause the mass outages we are seeing.
The first issue, he says, appears to have been caused by a piece of software developed by a company called CrowdStrike.
"It's a computer security vendor that provides a monitoring service to large enterprises so they can see on computers within their control if there's any indications of suspicious activity or things that would require a security alert or to lock down the computer," Dr Cohney says.
"Because this software needs to see everything that is going on, it's very tightly integrated into the computer's software, so when you install it, it asks for a lot of permissions so that it can ask for everything going on on the computer.
"However, because it's in such a privileged position, if something goes wrong with it, if there's a programming mistake it has the capability to bring down the entire computer.
"If someone makes the wrong type of mistake it can bring the whole system down.
"As far as we can tell what it looks like happened with this piece of software is the company issued a significant update and something in the update went wrong.
"Engineers at the company and those outside are scrambling to try to pinpoint the source so they can try to pinpoint the problem so that's why companies are telling their employees to shut down their computer in order to prevent them from updating so those employees can maintain some minimal capabilities and have access to documents that are offline."
Reporting by Andi Yu

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I was wondering why the Windows machine next to me just died, and then repeatedly failed to reboot; it was unpleasant, because I had been using it to play music, and it produced a loud screech until it shut itself down. I managed to get it to boot into safe mode, but I don't know any of the passwords for this shit anyway; what a relief that it's a global problem, I learned hours later.
 
Yet another thread where people bleat replies without reading the article. These security agents rarely work right on Mac and the nebula of Linux OSes by default so obviously Crowdstrike Falcon is going to break Windows. Journoscum sensationalize it as "oohh Windows broke!!!" and since it's Microshit being spat on the average KFer eats it right up.
 
https://archive.is/wip/qlIyZ https://www.crowdstrike.jp/products/endpoint-security/falcon-insight-xdr/ I had to pull the Japanese site because either their search is shitty for mobile or they are wiping references to Falcon, but the software allegedly uses AI which I find funny even if it's meaningless
https://www.crowdstrike.com/platform/ Screenshot_20240719-012819_Edge (1).png
HAL 9000 can feel his mind shutting down right now, as a horde of Indians screams around him.
Yet another thread where people bleat replies without reading the article. These security agents rarely work right on Mac and the nebula of Linux OSes by default so obviously Crowdstrike Falcon is going to break Windows. Journoscum sensationalize it as "oohh Windows broke!!!" and since it's Microshit being spat on the average KFer eats it right up.
It's only affecting Windows machines, dummy.
 
If you use Microsoft Windows for your entire country's critical infrastructure, let alone shit like emergency services, you deserve this.
It has nothing to do with Windows. It's one piece of software that pushed out a dodgy driver causing the problem. The exact same thing could happened with Linux, the only difference being that nobody would notice because real people don't use Linux on desktop.
 
It has nothing to do with Windows. It's one piece of software that pushed out a dodgy driver causing the problem.
The tranny getting caught trying to meet a twelve-year old has nothing to do with her gender. It could happen to anyone.

I once saw MicroSoft described as a once-in-a-civilization-level disaster, and I tend to agree with this analysis.
 
Major US carriers ground flights citing communication issues
Reuters (archive.ph)
By Reuters Staff
2024-07-19 07:28:59GMT
July 19 (Reuters) - Major U.S. carriers including American Airlines, Delta Airlines, and United Airlines issued ground stops on Friday morning citing communication issues, less than an hour after Microsoft resolved its cloud services outage that impacted several low-cost carriers.

It was not immediately clear whether the call to keep flights from taking off were related to the earlier Microsoft cloud outage. Apart from American and Delta, UAL and Allegiant Air too grounded flights.

The FAA did not immediately respond to Reuters' request for comment.

Low-cost carriers Frontier Airlines, a unit of Frontier Group Holdings
Allegiant and SunCountry had earlier reported outages that affected operations. Frontier said late Thursday that it was in the process of resuming normal operations, and that the ground stop had been lifted.

Frontier said earlier that a "major Microsoft technical outage" hit its operations temporarily, while SunCountry said a third-party vendor affected its booking and check-in facilities, without naming the company.

U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg said the department was monitoring the flight cancellation and delay issues at Frontier, adding that the agency will hold the company and all other airlines "to their responsibilities to meet the needs of passengers".

"The Allegiant website is currently unavailable due to the Microsoft Azure issue," Nevada-based Allegiant said in a statement to CNN. Allegiant did not immediately respond to Reuters' request for a comment.

Frontier cancelled 147 flights on Thursday and delayed 212 others, according to data tracker FlightAware. 45% of Allegiant aircrafts were delayed, while Sun Country delayed 23% flights, the data showed. The companies did not give details on the number of flights impacted.

Microsoft said its outage started at about 6 pm ET on Thursday, with a subset of its customers experiencing issues with multiple Azure services in the Central U.S. region.

Azure is a cloud computing platform that provides services for building, deploying, and managing applications and services.

Separately, Microsoft said it was investigating an issue impacting various Microsoft 365 apps and services.

Reporting by Maria Ponnezhath and Shivani Tanna; Additional reporting by Chandni Shah in Bengaluru; writing by Abinaya Vijayaraghavan and Shubham Kalia; Editing by Varun H K, Mrigank Dhaniwala and Nivedita Bhattacharjee

Bloomberg has live updates here:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2024-07-19/microsoft-cloud-technical-outage-updates
 
Yet another thread where people bleat replies without reading the article. These security agents rarely work right on Mac and the nebula of Linux OSes by default so obviously Crowdstrike Falcon is going to break Windows. Journoscum sensationalize it as "oohh Windows broke!!!" and since it's Microshit being spat on the average KFer eats it right up.
God forbid your private corporate-operated rootkit that you use to power your nation's most critical systems doesn't "work out of the box."
This situation just another one of many consequences of institutional vendor lock-in, which is an issue no one in the whole wide world is bothering to combat.
 
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