💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[big man]

My favorite Bad Unboxing moment from the old days was when someone sent him a bunch of Adderall in a "I shouldn't be alive" DVD case I thought that was funny.

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it's been a long time since i've watched an old idubbz video and i completely forgot that he used to have charisma, even if it was ingenuine it still had a bit of professionalism to it and gave you the impression that he enjoyed making videos

i know comparing him to how he is now would just be beating the dead horse at this point, but sometimes i forget how much of a difference there is between the two

 

[3n&$SFGDWYme]

He's doing arts and craft like a mental patient. He looks like he escaped a mental hospital.

 

[JelloJerk]

Sounds like fun, Ian. I’m sure no one will be disappointed

I hate being right.

He's planning on making a new Bad Unboxing. Hypes it up a bunch. From what he's saying, I'm guessing he's doing the formula of the earliest episodes where he just unboxed random shit. You know, the ones he (and most other people) considered to be terrible? No Samurai Buyer, no fanmail... do they even make Lootcrate/1UP Box anymore? If they do he would probably gush over them instead. Ugh, I hate reboots.

What a dumb nigger. The whole appeal was watching him a) destroy shit, b) getting crazy shit in the mail, and c) watching him suffer. Without that it's just "Unboxing". Or I guess it's Bad Baaaad Unboxing.

More lunacy. I’m sure she went there for all of 20 minutes and fucked around before leaving.

Wasn't there just somebody here who said that if she was really going to the gym so much, she would take pictures? You're too obvious Anisa

Why doesn’t she just stand normal live on twitch to show off that fat ass from all her “hard work”? Why doesn’t she live stream herself lifting, running or doing squats? No one is impressed that you walk on a treadmill slower than a grandma twice a week on stream.

She better stream herself running 6 miles every day for a week or I'm calling bullshit on God's strongest heart health warrior!

 

[Tablet County]

I want to Sic Semper Tyrannis this man's attrocious haircut

At least it fits into a nerd weirdo aesthetic as opposed to his homosexual ego death mullet.

 

[2020chan]

It's like saying bright darkness or naturally synthetic.

Unironically, I could picture Anisa saying both of these things.

Wasn't there just somebody here who said that if she was really going to the gym so much, she would take pictures? You're too obvious Anisa

I was one of the Kiwis who said that and now it is  I who feels like the puppet master in this situation.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Wasn't there just somebody here who said that if she was really going to the gym so much, she would take pictures? You're too obvious Anisa

I wasn't the only one, but I find it highly hilarious that I said it's easy updoots posting gym selfies as a woman and now Anus is having a cry on her private twitter because she isn't getting enough likes on it.

 

[032820]

My favorite Bad Unboxing moment from the old days was when someone sent him a bunch of Adderall in a "I shouldn't be alive" DVD case I thought that was funny.

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I really like this one

0:19

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

Sounds like fun, Ian. I’m sure no one will be disappointed.

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To some extent I can understand wanting to control the process a bit more. Even when he was liked as a content creator the packages got a bit fucked up and I can only imagine what the people who used to attempt sending fucked things may be interested in doing at this point.
Yet, the biggest positive of the bad unboxing was the strange trash and deranged packages. Him setting up what is essentially a Throne account with extra steps is just not the same show in any way.
At the very end of him doing the old bad unboxings he had a massive pile of smelly packages in his home.

He could just screen the deranged garbage people would send in now and it would at least give the show a shot at being interesting. With the process he is applying to this now it is dead before it even starts.

 

[Anis Johmanoupoulou]

Sounds like fun, Ian. I’m sure no one will be disappointed.

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So he is gonna review what he gets (Because the team consists of him and Anisa) and then blindly unbox it.
I don't know if anybody noticed but it says "for your edutainment". What the fuck am I gonna learn from him unboxing stupid shit? How to open packages? What misery and defeat looks like? Why you don't marry Yoko Ono?

Idubbbz discord leaks courtesy of @BeezleDeezPleez on xitter


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I feel like it's the same for all former iDubbbz fans but the road splits at the end. They watched him as teenagers/young adults and then they got kinda bored/uninterested in him and forgot about him until the CC2 drama happened. After that you either see him as a pathetic, grifting loser or as a heckin wholesome ally.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

So he is gonna review what he gets (Because the team consists of him and Anisa) and then blindly unbox it.
I don't know if anybody noticed but it says "for your edutainment". What the fuck am I gonna learn from him unboxing stupid shit? How to open packages? What misery and defeat looks like? Why you don't marry Yoko Ono?

I feel like it's the same for all former iDubbbz fans but the road splits at the end. They watched him as teenagers/young adults and then they got kinda bored/uninterested in him and forgot about him until the CC2 drama happened. After that you either see him as a pathetic, grifting loser or as a heckin wholesome ally.

I assumed Dane and Anisa would review the items which means it’s going to be extremely lame.

 

[PetiteFeet]

He's doing arts and craft like a mental patient. He looks like he escaped a mental hospital.

as someone who has lived with mental patients you are 100% on point.

 

[Godmode]

So out of desperation he is going back to his old content that he disavowed except in a gayer, lamer form. Ian stop throwing shit at the wall and just get a fucking real job you fucking nigger faggot.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Is she comatose? 30bpm means her brain isn't getting enough oxygen for fuck's sake.

Not impossible to find a bpm rate around this range, however, you'd have to be an NBA hall of famer potentially to be at this range.

'"From a purely clinical standpoint, he is a marvel even to doctors. His resting heart rate is 35 beats per minute - half that of a relatively well-conditioned male. That trait alone allows him to recover while standing at the free throw line; other players must take timeouts or sit out to catch their breath", Brad Rock wrote.

His body was like a machine​

Stockton's ex-coaches explain that his body was like a machine that couldn't get tired quickly, so that's one of the reasons why he had calmness in exhausting moments. "He doesn't sweat," said Jeff Condell, a former Gonzaga teammate.'

Stockton was listed in the 6'1", 170 lbs range as a player. Never won the big one and was known as a dirty player who avoided that reputation outside the league in general. Anisa isn't a hall of fame point guard example, she can't even not get her brain scrambled in boxing training.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Holy shit, it's like Ian suddenly stopped understanding why people watched his Bad Unboxing videos in the first place.

Judging by what he's been doing for the last ~7 years, he never understood it to begin with.

 

[Mac Monster]

I assumed Dane and Anisa would review the items which means it’s going to be extremely lame.

They're definitely going to send themselves a bunch of hideous fag flags so they can claim how much of a wholesome chungus allies they are.

 

[Leo Frank]

Xitter thread from Beezle with clips from their paywalled pod.

Topics include
- Anisa says Yoko Ono is her hero
- Anisa said she had suicidal ideations during OF drama (yet she encouraged other women to do it and still has one)
- iDubbbz says any woman he would have ended up with would have gotten fucked over (I guess he’s trying to act like he’s the bad one in relationships)
- Anisa said she knew about Dr Disrepect all along
- they both say Nick Mercs is transphobic and unsafe

Another clip from Beezle has them all making fun of Turkey Tom for actually thinking Ian would ever seriously want to do a doc on him. It’s not like they directly said his name or anything and brought up the idea.

Sorry I can’t upload the clips myself, they’re not loading

It is refreshing to see Ian stay away from drama content and separate himself from commentary. They only talked shit about three people this time around.

 

[Anis Johmanoupoulou]

Nitter/Ghostarchive
Another deranged comment from an orbiter included.

 

[Anis Johmanoupoulou]

- Anisa says Yoko Ono is her hero

0:47

- Anisa said she had suicidal ideations during OF drama (yet she encouraged other women to do it and still has one)

0:22

- iDubbbz says any woman he would have ended up with would have gotten fucked over (I guess he’s trying to act like he’s the bad one in relationships)

0:15

- Anisa said she knew about Dr Disrepect all along

0:28

- they both say Nick Mercs is transphobic and unsafe

0:58

Another clip from Beezle has them all making fun of Turkey Tom for actually thinking Ian would ever seriously want to do a doc on him. It’s not like they directly said his name or anything and brought up the idea.

1:10

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Another clip from Beezle has them all making fun of Turkey Tom for actually thinking Ian would ever seriously want to do a doc on him. It’s not like they directly said his name or anything and brought up the idea.

"We should make a documentary about a commentary channel"
"You mean like turkey tom?"
"Yeah"

*Turkey tom declines*

"That fucking faggot thought we were talking about him??"
"Yeah that guy is unhinged"
"That's the thing like you can like not say anything and they like think you said something it's like crazy."

Guess which line of dialogue is Anisa's

 

[Clancee]

Guess which line of dialogue is Anisa's

Most if not all of them sound like they could be hers.

And is suicide the new badge of honor these days? Everyone keeps bringing up suicide as one of their many traumas.