💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Pat REALLY wants to go viral again.
How many times will he milk this post and tout himself as a bonafide internet celebrity?
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This is also stupid as fuck, it's simpleton level pseudo-witty thought. Absolutely inane in content, it just sounds right. Actually, the more I think about it the more I ask what it's even trying to say. Being a rambling retard is good because authoritarians? Isn't that just measuring yourself by their standards? Orwell literally said the opposite of that, and Shakespeare famously wrote that "brevity is the soul of wit." And unlike Fat those people were very smart.

This is on par with Lawrence Ferlinghetti saying that "if you're too open-minded your brains will fall out." Damn, that's some clever wordplay now what the fuck do you mean? Just smug redditor virtue signalling, especially in piggy's case. I can't believe he's so proud of this.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It was almost clever, which is sure sign the fat faggot stole it from somewhere but I’m too damn lazy to find the source.



Anyway is it morally wrong to go out of my way to buy the $14.88 priced shit at Walmart and laugh like a retard when doing so?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He already knows that, even if he gets banned, he just needs to spend another $5000 of Nikki's family's money and he'll be xeeting again like nothing happened.

That was under Jack though, not Elon.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The muskrat apparently makes $6k a minute so he could sell “one minute to change my mind on your X ban” for $5k and make pretty damn good change lol.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

This is also stupid as fuck, it's simpleton level pseudo-witty thought. Absolutely inane in content, it just sounds right. Actually, the more I think about it the more I ask what it's even trying to say. Being a rambling retard is good because authoritarians? Isn't that just measuring yourself by their standards? Orwell literally said the opposite of that, and Shakespeare famously wrote that "brevity is the soul of wit." And unlike Fat those people were very smart.

This is on par with Lawrence Ferlinghetti saying that "if you're too open-minded your brains will fall out." Damn, that's some clever wordplay now what the fuck do you mean? Just smug redditor virtue signalling, especially in piggy's case. I can't believe he's so proud of this.

Yeah he actually never says anything if you think about it. Like, ANYTHING. Even his shitty long threads are just a garble of retarded leftist jargon and talking points he scalped from some random pundit. He cannot complete a full sentence without including a buzzword or smug Reddit phrase. He’s actually very hard to read, I have to often take breaks when scrolling through his xeets.
He basically just ejaculates on a wall and smears it into some kind of semblance of a cohesive line of thought.
Like everything else in his life, even his way of speaking is a facade.

It was almost clever, which is sure sign the fat faggot stole it from somewhere but I’m too damn lazy to find the source.

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Anyway is it morally wrong to go out of my way to buy the $14.88 priced shit at Walmart and laugh like a retard when doing so?

>almost clever
Yeah that’s basically Patrick in a nutshell, isn’t it? He tries to be a zinger farm. And as we’ve seen, like with his Nikki Haley tweet, he tries to get recognition for his almost clever zingers over and over again if they just barely trend on twitter or get screencapped. It’s pathetic.

 

[Something Awful]

Rick keeps saying this, but it seems retarded to me. The only way to survey opinions is by calling old people on their landline? Are you sure?

I also like Rick implying that he's some kind of serious analyst keeping his finger on the pulse of "advanced Western economies", when what really happened was he saw some headlines/tweets about the French election results, figured they support his theory about political surveys in the U.S., and then casually extrapolated it to the dozens more countries to which the nebulous term "advanced Western economy" can apply. Slow clap.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

But Patrick will answer any message even when he shouldn't so he shouldn't be giving any sort of advice.
Also, Germany has a hand in who gets elected in France. Merkal was one of the key people to get Macron in charge because he's an easy puppet for the EU. They don't want another Brexit. France was leaning Right for awhile due to senior fucker screwing everyone over and turning their cities into dumps and pissing off the farmers. Anyone who thinks that was a fair election is full of shit. Like for fuck sakes, they went off and said that the NPF was only created to keep the "far right" from gaining any power, they have no other plans, but you know they would never cheat on votes right? The Left never does that. Fuck these halfwits.

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

When they finally replace Biden with the white house cat, or whoever they end up choosing, it’s gonna be fun watching the Bob’s and Pat’s of this world suddenly switch to new-candidate-is-best-candidate mode.

It only takes a few headlines and some twitter personalities to reprogram these people.

 

[Drama Trauma]

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Rick keeps saying this, but it seems retarded to me. The only way to survey opinions is by calling old people on their landline? Are you sure?

I also like Rick implying that he's some kind of serious analyst keeping his finger on the pulse of "advanced Western economies", when what really happened was he saw some headlines/tweets about the French election results, figured they support his theory about political surveys in the U.S., and then casually extrapolated it to the dozens more countries to which the nebulous term "advanced Western economy" can apply. Slow clap.

Patrick sounds quite a fascist to me tbh.

 

[AnOminous]

I also like Rick implying that he's some kind of serious analyst keeping his finger on the pulse of "advanced Western economies", when what really happened was he saw some headlines/tweets about the French election results, figured they support his theory about political surveys in the U.S., and then casually extrapolated it to the dozens more countries to which the nebulous term "advanced Western economy" can apply. Slow clap.

The blue check, Preet Bharara, used to be the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, who among other things prosecuted most of the Mob families in New York successfully. I'd love to see Fat Lee Bailey get in a legal argument with him and child him a few times.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

When they finally replace Biden with the white house cat, or whoever they end up choosing, it’s gonna be fun watching the Bob’s and Pat’s of this world suddenly switch to new-candidate-is-best-candidate mode.

It only takes a few headlines and some twitter personalities to reprogram these people.

Larry the Cat is more beloved by the people of the UK than their own Prime Minsters so I'm sure a cat would do well here. Hell, like their politicians he can't do the job he was "hired" to do too.

 

[Maude Snew]

Patrick sounds quite a fat cyst to me tbh.

This is more accurate.

 

[Helvetia]

Jesus Christ, Pat is pulling out an old political story about fucking Kennedy and Nixon.

Landline polling is rarely, if ever, done in Europe anymore. We don't use landlines as much, especially in large cities like Paris and London, because we have to move so often, and a landline just feels too permanent. Polling is mainly done through the internet, via email and just straight up knocking on people's houses.

There are no lessons for the US to learn from Europe because it is different. Kier Starmer getting in is less about moving left, but more about getting rid of the Tories. The left alliance in France is not about moving left, but about carefully managed standing-down of candidates in certain seats. Which doesn't happen in the US because it's a fucking two party system.

We are taught about the landline fiasco as something that would not happen in modern Europe, and blindly applying US political thought to European - fuck, even UK political thought, is stupid, fat and retarded.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

There is all manner of online polling sent to people via text message. Patrick is, sadly, as retarded as he is rotund.

 

[grapeshark77]

At some point you'd think Pat might wonder if Stephen King/Rob Reiner/Adam Schiff/etc wouldn't be saying these things unless they knew Biden was stepping down. I hope it happens because "the debate doesn't matter" will have been the wrongest he's ever been about anything.

Some bonus cringe about the fake billboard tweet:

 

[Judge Holden]

The Voice of The Industry™ nochilds Stephen King for daring to doubt The Eternal President

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Imagine if stephen king becomes the next pat poster.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Imagine if stephen king becomes the next pat poster.

I have faith that Fat Rick can make it happen.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh and also WE GOT ANUDDAH ONE!

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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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I said this out loud, and there is now a corpulent pig demon wallowing in my living room. Every time I approach it looks at me and screams, "NO, CHILD!"

Send help.