💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[anionfarflung]

Who are these people?

Dan Sletta is Kayla's step father. (In almost every photo I have seen of him his mouth is slack like Biden's.)
I think we are assuming that Ben, Michael, and JaymeLee are adopted. I am assuming AnneElizabeth is Sletta's kid, not Dan Woltjer's.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Unpaid parking ticket bros I don’t feel so good

 

[DumbDude43]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

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i almost want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that it is not impossible that maybe some retard alog from the internet called CPS on him for fun in 2023

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

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That is why you don't waive your right to remain silent or sperg out on livestreams about your case ladies and gentlemen.

When prosecution includes "confessions (audio)" in their evidence against you, it's over. So this is the power of a libertarian libertine lawyer....

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

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"The previous 2 cps cases against us prior to our arrest were thrown out." Buddy, when you have that many cps cases, you are doing something wrong. What a defense. Also glad to know he IS NOT reading his thread or paying attention to his 'haters'. Nick, going to join the bodycam footage watch party?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

Awww....He thinks of us.

Now were they unsubstantiated or just not provable?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

Wait his profile picture for the app where he does all his shower calls actually includes his shower in the background?





I can't find the original photo immediately but the background of this photo is his shower

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Awww....He thinks of us.

Now were they unsubstantiated or just not provable?

In Nick's mind, these are the same.

See his treatment of his Hedo holiday.

 

[Tablet County]

Wait his profile picture for the app where he does all his shower calls actually includes his shower in the background?



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I can't find the original photo immediately but the background of this photo is his shower

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At this point I'm convinced he has some kind of parasocial attachment to his shower.

 

[Keystone]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

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At least he spared you another shower call this time.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

He may as well make an account. Or send you a bill for your forum living in his head.

 

[zimzam88]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

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I don't care about my public image. I don't read the Kiwi Farms.

0:19

 

[not william stenchever]

At this point I'm convinced he has some kind of parasocial attachment to his shower.

He may love that shower and its' comforting embrace, but what is his relationship with his toilet like?

 

[SigmaBalls]

He may love that shower and its' comforting embrace, but what is his relationship with his toilet like?

We'll probably find out.

 

[Tablet County]

He may love that shower and its' comforting embrace, but what is his relationship with his toilet like?

Can't be better than Pat Tomlinson's, that's for sure. That guy has such a good relationship with his toilet he gets offended by people impersonating it on twitter.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

He may love that shower and its' comforting embrace, but what is his relationship with his toilet like?

Very distant. His daily Dorito allows him to go weeks without a bowel movement, and his shower doubles as a urinal.

 

[Strix454]

Sorry Nick. But "not sufficient" is not the same thing as "no actual basis to them".

And "only" isn't a word you should probably use to refer to two CPS investigations concerning your family prior to your arrest. It really looks kinda bad.

 

[Truly Rural]

This guy cares so much, he cares about shit no normal people would care about. If he didn't play with the lighter in 2009 who gives a shit, why is it so damn important to "correct" this while his house is literally burning to the ground because he set it on fire at a later date?

 

[Sweet Baby Kayla]

Press release from the Balldo General Office. Don't shoot the messenger.

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The explanation for the 2009 one makes sense. Congrats, Balldo, I actually believe you on this one. But as for the other two prior to the eventual arrest that he claims were dismissed- well, now that we know what was going on at that house, seems like CPS really messed up. It also destroys any argument that he was being targeted by the government if they were willing to overlook the first two reports.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Incel prudes. We ONLY had TWO. CPS cases. Before our kids were taken away on the third. It is SO WEIRD.

 

[Sweet Baby Kayla]

Sorry Nick. But "not sufficient" is not the same thing as "no actual basis to them".

And "only" isn't a word you should probably use to refer to two CPS investigations concerning your family prior to your arrest. It really looks kinda bad.

Assuming the cops went to his house on the two prior occasions, it would be hilarious - and weird (in a funny way!) - if he happened to have no coke in his house at the time.