US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Hodor]

Our first orange president.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

OMG...this is better then I ever dared to dream

The salt...OMG the SALT!

 

[ZehnBoat]

Can were start a betting pool about how long it will take for Huma and Wiener to end up dead?

we're going to need polls for a lot of things now

suicide watches
homicide watches
someone needs to make sure our lolcows don't kill themselves/others
chris chan might hang himself and bring the house down in the attempt

 

[MagneticTowels]

chris chan might hang himself and bring the house down in the attempt

Chris may cause Blarms 2 and actually get punished this time

 

[clowney]

Our first orange president.

I cant believe our next president is fruit kin.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Is it safe to say Trump has grabbed this election by the pussy.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Our first orange president.

Orange is the new black!

 

[melty]

Remember how hillary had 70 campaign offices in Florida to trump's 1
Remember how the Dems registered like thousands of voters in Florida while the Republicans registered 200 or so

 

[*Asterisk*]

Orange is the new black!

Lesbians make everything better.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

we're going to need polls for a lot of things now

suicide watches
homicide watches
someone needs to make sure our lolcows don't kill themselves/others
chris chan might hang himself and bring the house down in the attempt

Not much threat of that.

I think his controllers are all wireless now.

 

[MagneticTowels]

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I wonder what Weiner is doing right now.

Probably fucking the sophomore chick I walked past today. Just walked by. That's all.

 

[Null]

I want to talk about this picture.

This is really beautiful, and I don't to get gay about it, but look at the range of emotion. Trump is glaring at the screen as if psychically influencing the world. Pence is relieved. Family is smiling. Wife and grandson look like they're about to pass out from exhaustion.

It's really human. I think we're in good hands.

 

[Very Honest Content]

PA called, curtains for Hillary.

 

[nonnewtonian]

TRUMP JUST WON PENNSYLVANIA
edit: ninja'd

 

[ZehnBoat]

Chris may cause Blarms 2 and actually get punished this time

if out of everything, the winning of trump causes chris to flip out to the point where he legit goes to prison for an extened amount of time.. I will be amazed and ask to shake trump's hand.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

I can finally post this.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

PA called, curtains for Hillary.

Eh, Hillary's been dead in the water for over an hour.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

#PresidentTrump !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Male Idiot]

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/2016-president/

Is this authentic my kiwifriends?