US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Vault Boy]

Poor Pristine Christine must be stress sighing right now...

 

[RI 360]

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<333333333333 enjoy

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

You got it.

Spoiler: My collection.

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[nonnewtonian]

tfw you're screaming about how Trump getting elected is gonna kill all the queer POCs and an actual gay Asian man who was fucking incarcerated as a child because of his race tells you to calm the fuck down and do better next time.

Spoiler: Large images

 

[Aquinas]

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Nice fastfood worksuit

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

I think Donald Trump is secretly a kiwi. He ran for president because he knew he'd trigger so many lolcows.

 

[Cybermorph]

So much weapons-grade salt on social media, holy shit. This is better than I could have ever expected.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

So much weapons-grade salt on social media, holy shit. This is better than I could have ever expected.

It's only going to get better day after day.

 

[selere]

tfw you're screaming about how Trump getting elected is gonna kill all the queer POCs and an actual gay Asian man who was fucking incarcerated as a child because of his race tells you to calm the fuck down and do better next time.

Spoiler: Large images

Hahahaha, fuck you Takei you piece of shit.

 

[MG 620]

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Poor Pristine Christine must be stress sighing right now...

this might be the thing that pushes...

naw, he'll bounce back.

if he's not deported to Canada.

 

[Lensherr]

Me basking in all the salt:

 

[Without A Gout]

Times Square is a morgue. A fucking morgue.

A morgue of sodium cholride.

 

[Bass]

If Trump decides to dismantle Obamacare, how will that sit with the people who voted him in because they're in poverty?

Because Obamacare is based on being forced to buy insurance or take a tax penalty. The Feds aren't giving anyone free healthcare under Obamacare

 

[Very Honest Content]

The concession speech will be when the suicides will peak, bad beats always stick with you more than wins.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Here, have my very own special rare Shmorky Klurf Pepe

 

[AdJack]

It's 8am here. The internet will provide the salt for my morning porridge.

 

[nonnewtonian]

 

[LoneCasshew]

 

[Apples&Oranges]

Spoiler: powerlevel

TFW you have an exam tomorrow but the salt/suspense is too much to revise

The world is slowly becoming the left's worst nightmare and not gonna lie I'm kinda living for it.

Cry more you pissbabies.