US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

It will be a tie, and for some reason they disappear under mysterious circumstances, and no one will bring it up again.

 

[AdJack]

Brexit and this election have taught me this: never ever trust the polls.

 

[Randall Fragg]

IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!
IS MEME MAGIC REAL?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, 2016 IS WHEN REALITY JUST WALKED OUT ON US LIKE A DEADBEAT FATHER.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This may be enough to kick Chris out of his Tomgirl identity

Maybe Trump transitioning into a Tomgirl and moving out into the dessert with Hillary where they will support themselves by making candles.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It is going to be great when the salt from Chris arrives. That is seriously the best part of Trump. The sheer amount of salt from the autistics and SJW's.

It's even better when you're not American and can mock them without feeling any guilt.

 

[Postal Dude]

If Hillary loses, will the liberals become the new Suicide Squad?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

 

[Loxiozzz]

This is insane. Tomorrow is gonna be awkward and tense.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

This election in a nutshell

 

[Dio Brando]

HillaTrump fanfic when?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Good Work Papa Trump!

Soon we will have the first WWE superstar president!

 

[Gaol]

I suggest we change america's anthem to Die Horst Wessel Lied.

 

[*Asterisk*]

My only solace is your hideous failure Hillbot!

Cunt you from the bottom of my heart, She-Bitch! Only you could fail so completely!

 

[nonnewtonian]

 

[XYZpdq]

Soon we will have the first WWE superstar president!

If it means we're one step closer to senator Kane then I'm all for it.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Soon we will have the first WWE superstar president!

Do we love Bobby?

 

[The Grimace]

I find it hilarious that Clinton and McMullin were at the same amount of votes in Utah.

 

[Army Burger]

And it only took this long into the results to see someone threaten suicide

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

I bet no one's ever even MENTIONed the racial component of this election before.

 

[AdJack]

NBC predicted this to be a tie

Edit: mixed NBC with CNN cuz Im a bumb foreigner