US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[HG 400]

How do you recover from losing to Donald trump?

You don't.

 

[KatsuKitty]

How do you recover from losing to Donald trump?

You don't. My grandma's diabetic foot would've beaten Hillary. By cockblocking Bernie the DNC died by the very sword they lived by: corruption.

 

[Ruin]

How do you recover from losing to Donald trump?

You don't.

Fucking hell @Dynastia you and your lightning fingers.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

How do you recover from losing to Donald trump?

You don't.

Shit, ninja'd

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I wouldn't call it just yet. We still have Wisconsin and Michigan.

Wisconsin called already

NYT: 95% chance of winning

WE FUCKING DID IT

 

[Loxiozzz]

How do you recover from losing to Donald trump?

You go on the other side of the wall with the other losers lol

 

[CleverJokeHere]

What are the odds the lizard queen flees the country to avoid prosecution?

Good God, we can only hope.

Trump is probably gonna be a disaster in office.. But hey, at least we'll have some good satire again. Plus I don't know why but I feel strangely satisfied Hillary isn't gonna be president.

Now, here's the question you've all got to ask yourselves. Would we really be better off with Clinton? Was there any way the American people were going to walk away from this election with a tight, non-bruised, non-raw and bleeding asshole?

I dunno, fam. I just dunno.

 

[Lensherr]

So google says Hilary won Washington, when she had 46% to Trump's 47% WTF?

 

[The Great Chandler]

Now I'm forcing myself in finding any sort of good to our winner Trump.

 

[BF 388]

I'm on my lunch break watching live coverage, and I just decided to have a shot of whisky.

Whatever way it goes, we're watching a milestone in human history here people.

 

[HG 400]

But what about Michigan? Ain't it super close?

Unless she flips someplace red Michigan doesn't even matter anymore.

 

[Karellen]

Iowa for Trump. 238-209

 

[JU 199]

Ironically 538 had the most accurate model because they gave trump the most chance of winning

 

[Internet War Criminal]

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Is Clinton actually losing Wisconsin??? Holy shit I can't believe this is actually happening. This can't be real. I might actually have to apologize @TK. Hey @TrippinKahlua if you're listening I'm sorry for doubting you. I'm also sorry @Internet War Criminal and @Null for not believing in you.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Good night!

 

[IwegalBadnik]

How do you recover from losing to Donald trump?

You don't.

 

[The Grimace]

So google says Hilary won Washington, when she had 46% to Trump's 47% WTF?

Yeah, I saw this too.

 

[The Giver]

I think we all need to calm down fam.

It's not over yet; no need to freak out or celebrate just yet. Trump is in a really good spot, but Clinton isn't out of it until Trump takes Michigan. Hell, if Trump takes Wisconsin and Clinton takes Michigan, we could be looking at a fucking tie.

 

[Crisseh]

The best part is Tumblr and Facebook melting down.