US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[The Grimace]

According to CNN, California just gave Hilary 190 votes over Trump's 171.

guardian has him at 201

 

[MG 620]

 

[HG 400]

If Trump fails to fulfill his promises, and as a libertarian I've long suspected he will, we've lost our position as world leader for life. It's never coming back.

The burden is on you to keep us there, Trump. Don't fuck it up like you did with your casinos.

You already lost that when you couldn't hold Iraq, tbh.

 

[RI 360]

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I bet one person he isn't furious at is Paul Krugman.

LOL eat SHIT Krugman!

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The best thing about all the salt we might be seeing tonight and tomorrow is this: this is nothing. The real ass pain comes when the trolling begins.

It's the little things, like the suffering of others, that gets me through tough times like this evening.

 

[JU 199]

tbf they never had a chance of accurately predicting it because America has never been forced to pick between two candidates this unpopular.

That's true. This was an unusual election.

Bte PA is close if she loses it this is over.

 

[repentance]

Colorado and New Mexico are strongly Clinton at the moment.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Trump just got Idaho.

For whatever reason Pennsylvania, Minnesota, Iowa and Maine, states that are pretty firmly in the Clinton bag, have not been confirmed as anything yet.

Why is it taking these states so long?

(Same for all the unconfirmed states in the Trump bag.)

 

[melty]

According to CNN, California just gave Hilary 190 votes over Trump's 171.

California going to hillary isn't really a surprise. what's happening on the east coast is way more interesting.

 

[Absolutego]

Of all people NYT has him @ 172 to 168...annd he still has NC and FLA in his favor....

Holy shit he *might* do this...

EDIT: how the fuck has this race not wrapped up New Hampshire, of all places?!

 

[IwegalBadnik]

It can't be more inhumane than a muslim running over people with a truck. Hurr durr poor muzlimz!1!

#NotAllTrucks

 

[JU 199]

All the people who were telling you the polls are bullshit can now say "i told you so".

I guess I'll say you're right.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Where are the numbers in the topic head coming from?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Anybody got any theories for how Bernie can still win? I'm starting to worry he may not have it in the bag after all.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

New York Times says they're more than 95% sure Trump will win: http://www.nytimes.com/elections/fo...region=span-abc-region&WT.nav=span-abc-region

 

[The Grimace]

Clinton just took oregon

 

[clowney]

At the final stretch, ARE. YOU. ALL. READY?!

 

[RI 360]

Anybody got any theories for how Bernie can still win? I'm starting to worry he may not have it in the bag after all.

Consult Ron Paul who's still about to win the 2012 election.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Clinton just took oregon

Phil eat your heart out

 

[DatBepisTho]

Anybody got any theories for how Bernie can still win? I'm starting to worry he may not have it in the bag after all.

"Trump removes his face and it was Bernie all along" would be the icing on this election cake.

It's been that kind of ride.