US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Absolutego]

California will have 1% Bernie Sanders, guarantee it.

Shooting for 5% Jill Stein, which seems probable amongst my immediate peers here but unlikely statewide.

I even got a gun-toting Libertarian to vote Stein here.

 

[Hodor]

Still can't believe the guy who is denounced by half of his own side is still fucking wining this.

It's almost like forcing Hillary on people, despite being as popular as rancid dog shit, was a fucking terrible idea.

 

[The Grimace]

197 to 131. HOLY SHIT IT'S OVER.

Are we sure?

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

we are now 50 ft. deep in the salt mine

we

 

[repentance]

WTf just happened? Trump just hit 197 on The Guardian site and Hillary's sitting on 131. Another 119 electoral college votes is gonna be quite a challenge at this stage of the game.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Won't the betacucks in CA basically make it a tie again?

Trump will still be in the lead by 10 or so electoral votes. Before he jumped up to 197 California would put Hillary ahead of him.

 

[MagneticTowels]

Wyświetl załącznik 151058
we are now 50 cm. deep in the salt mine

Ftfy

 

[Tranhuviya]

Florida Man executes strange lizard woman in the streets of Pensacola.

 

[JU 199]

Man they're gonna have to find more effective ways of polling after this. A miss this large isn't acceptable.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

#Lizardfall

#PhilaryUnbecoming

#Trumphantasm2016

 

[CleverJokeHere]

Won't the betacucks in CA basically make it a tie again?

I still feel like Nevada is a tossup. Any word on Utah, for that matter?

 

[DuskEngine]

Everyone laughed and rated you autistic but now you are proven right

Trippinkahlua has always been a champion

 

[OwO What's This?]

lmao at everything

 

[IwegalBadnik]

I wonder is Hillary is regretting calling Sanders voters basement dwelling losers.

Probably not.

She's probably unrepentant over fucking herself over as she has. She was entitled to those votes after all.

 

[AN/ALR56]

This is literally a early christmas.
i cant believe it.

 

[Ruin]

Florida man took a break from banging ten year old boys and setting homeless people on fire to #MAGA.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Trump will still be in the lead by 10 or so electoral votes.

Trump "only" needs a 269 vote tie. And since the House is Republican, they'll vote him for president.
Hillary needs to get 270 or more to win.

 

[HG 400]

Man they're gonna have to find more effective ways of polling after this. A miss this large isn't acceptable.

tbf they never had a chance of accurately predicting it because America has never been forced to pick between two candidates this unpopular.

 

[Absolutego]

Are we sure?

Hell no, going to be the resident wet blanket again. It ain't over until it's over. They still haven't really called a swing state and VA is in her favor.

Wait until 9pm EST to uncork any champagne.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Good question here, what does a Trump victory mean for each demographic? Here's my evaluation. These are objective as I can be:

Blacks: If Trump can deliver on his promises, Blacks will actually see themselves lifted up on a rising tide. They've been shafted for a while now, and the reason was 100% economical. BLM dies a swift death under some COINTELPRO-style FBI interference.

LGBT: This group survived Bush with a Republican congress and broad bipartisan vitriol for gay marriage. It'll survive Trump, but don't count on anyone in the South benefiting for four to eight years. Gains will continue in the North and other liberal states; anything on the federal level will pause. Because of the system of states' rights, there's not much Trump can do to screw you over. Darth Pence is a bigger issue, but the VP isn't worth anything until it becomes the P, so cross that bridge when we come to it.

Muslims: With Trump's election, America has thoroughly and firmly repudiated Islam as a religion worthy of decency or even basic humanity. This group will get curbstomped. Not because of any policy per se, but because Trumpism is solidified as America's standard. If you're a Muslim living in America, you need to leave now. It is going to be a savage and inhuman Hell you could never have conceived of.

Mexicans: Mexicans are growing divided along a line of legal and illegal. There's been a sizable (but not majority by any stretch) support of Latinos for Trump. I'm thinking this community will begin fomenting a turn against their brothers who are here illegally, which may not necessarily be a bad thing.

Whites: Working-class Whites have now seen their return to political hegemony, but for now the victory is theoretical. If Trump can secure working-class jobs, expect the values and ideals of this group to be considerably more pervasive and legitimate.