What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Chromeo]

My thoughts are if Bigfoot was an actual animal, and not a literal legendary immortal beast, there'd have to be an actual population of these things

It suggests you should avoid trying to find Bigfoot because he's always managed to blast the hunters first. Sounds like a Predator alien situation.

I think one of the theories is they have humanlike intelligence, so I could totally see Bigfeet (Bigfoots?) intentionally hiding from us for ages. There are uncontacted tribes of people that we know for a fact exist, know where they exist, and have distant blurry photos of, but we can't get any closer without being killed immediately. Why would it be so impossible there's another uncontacted tribe of almost-people hiding in the forests where we aren't sure where they live, aren't sure they even exist, and people keep dismissing the ideas of their existence? I think it's possible.

If Bigfoot was real why has no one ever killed one yet? As counter intuitive as this may seem your best chance to bring the whole Bigfoot issue to light and finding more of these things would be to bag one. All these years and all these drunk hunters in the woods and no one has blasted one? To me that's the biggest sticking point

This, however, is why I want to be the one to hunt and kill the Mothman. He's overrated and his simps online are fucking obnoxious. They want proof? I'll shoot that bitch down and make a pinning of his wings to hang on my wall.

 

[Overly Serious]

This was just a small comment in another thread but made me think:

A really fun, yet obscure, conspiracy theory is the idea that all population stats are highly inflated.

There are so very many inducements for inflating population numbers - at the local, at the national, at the global level, that the moment I read the above I realised that frankly, how could they not be? Whether that is more obvious cases such as Ukraine where they haven't carried out a census in a very long time and almost certainly the population at the start of the war was lower than stated, to Lord knows how many other cases all over the world. I'm not suggesting some insane level of deception like really the world pop. is 4bn or something. But the aggregate of all the likely deceptions out there is probably throwing things off a lot more than we realise.

Put this down not as some giant over-arching conspiriacy, but one that is replicated over and over on the small scale. A kind of naturally arising conspiracy, if you will.

 

[Linako 2.0]

The Karren meme that popped up in late 2020 was created as a way to discredit white women from the totem pole of priviledge, replace them with blacks & trannies and to also tackle the decline of customer service quality by making anyone noticing this problem look liek a problematic person.

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

I'm certain the Obamas are the ones who are actually pulling the strings in the Biden administration.

It's really not so much a conspiracy theory as it's a matter of record.

 

[PhoBingas]

The Karren meme that popped up in late 2020 was created as a way to discredit white women from the totem pole of priviledge, replace them with blacks & trannies and to also tackle the decline of customer service quality by making anyone noticing this problem look liek a problematic person.

Karen was a call center slang term for a shitty customer that somehow hit the main stream right around the pandemic. It's been in my vernacular since at least 2012; hell, the shitty contact center I was working at could have thought it up for all I know. All I know is I heard it at placed I worked way before I heard it used online.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Karen was a call center slang term for a shitty customer that somehow hit the main stream right around the pandemic. It's been in my vernacular since at least 2012; hell, the shitty contact center I was working at could have thought it up for all I know. All I know is I heard it at placed I worked way before I heard it used online.

I only started hearing it when my gf would show me those tts reddit videos and almost every reddit story involved a "karen".
shit sounded like a forced meme aince I never heard it before.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Karen was a call center slang term for a shitty customer that somehow hit the main stream right around the pandemic. It's been in my vernacular since at least 2012; hell, the shitty contact center I was working at could have thought it up for all I know. All I know is I heard it at placed I worked way before I heard it used online.

I remember it being used in reference to women like Kate Gosselin from “John and Kate Plus Eight” way back in the day. I remember it was heavily associated with her particularly awful hairstyle.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The Karren meme that popped up in late 2020 was created as a way to discredit white women from the totem pole of priviledge, replace them with blacks & trannies and to also tackle the decline of customer service quality by making anyone noticing this problem look liek a problematic person.

Karen was a call center slang term for a shitty customer that somehow hit the main stream right around the pandemic. It's been in my vernacular since at least 2012; hell, the shitty contact center I was working at could have thought it up for all I know. All I know is I heard it at placed I worked way before I heard it used online.

Before "Karen" the blacks were calling white women they hated/felt justified in screwing over or harming "Becky." Suddenly "Karen" took over during the summer of Floyd. Huh.

 

[Local Fed]

Before "Karen" the blacks were calling white women they hated/felt justified in screwing over or harming "Becky." Suddenly "Karen" took over during the summer of Floyd. Huh.

I thought "Becky" was more for white women who wuz coming in to steal they mans, whereas "Karen" was more like the shorthaired Midwestern moms who'd ask to see the manager.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I thought "Becky" was more for white women who wuz coming in to steal they mans, whereas "Karen" was more like the shorthaired Midwestern moms who'd ask to see the manager.

I think it originated as the former but eventually was just used for any white woman they hated.

"BBQ Becky" (2018) would definitely be a "Karen" today:

 

[sirthisisanarbys]

If Bigfoot was real why has no one ever killed one yet? As counter intuitive as this may seem your best chance to bring the whole Bigfoot issue to light and finding more of these things would be to bag one. All these years and all these drunk hunters in the woods and no one has blasted one? To me that's the biggest sticking point

so first thing u think when you see bigfoot is, kill it?

 

[Chromeo]

I think it originated as the former but eventually was just used for any white woman they hated.

"BBQ Becky" (2018 ) would definitely be a "Karen" today:

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"He only want me when I'm not there/better call Becky with the good hair" was a Beyonce line in 2016 from her Lemonade album, implying it was a woman with straightened hair that her man was cheating on her with. It was a thing before Beyonce, I'm half-certain, but that spiraled Becky into the vernacular. Becky is a young attractive woman (white or otherwise) who needs to know her place and fuck off, while Karen was middle-aged and unreasonable to customer service/retail employees. Karen then started morphing into "woman who complains," and now we're at "any woman I don't like." I've seen people using Karen like Bitch and it's frustrating because goddamn it words should have meaning. Karens are assholes to cashiers and waiters, not just shitty mother-in-laws or people who were gypped out of something they ordered/paid for rightly requesting a replacement or a refund.

 

[teriyakiburns]

"He only want me when I'm not there/better call Becky with the good hair" was a Beyonce line in 2016 from her Lemonade album, implying it was a woman with straightened hair that her man was cheating on her with. It was a thing before Beyonce, I'm half-certain, but that spiraled Becky into the vernacular.

Way older than Beyonce. Becky as an insult almost certainly entered mainstream slang in the 90s, as featured in the intro to Sir Mix-A-Lot's 1992 hit Baby Got Back, where Becky is the person a (presumably white) valley girl is complaining to about black women and their huge butts. Oh my god, becky became the meme, and Becky became the memetic whiner soon afterwards.

 

[liquid nitrogen]

this is a fairly tame one but your arch collapses because your toes aren't allowed to splay. your knees start hurting all the time and are generally shitty because your toes arent allowed to splay. your leg atonomy fucks up your hips and spine and cervical spine BECAUSE YOUR TOES ARENT ALLOWED TO SPLAY. you have problems focusing and have "adhd" because of the pressure on your cervical spine because YOUR TOES arent allowed to SPLAY.

Trapped toes are a bowed head and a spirit limited in imagination of its own maximal greatness.

the structure of shoes as we know them are a psychological control mechanism forcing people to be distrustful of the biomechanics of our own bodies, and underpins the self-rejecting psychosis running the trans, pro-fat, and mental health pill movements.

the problem is not inherent to your biology, the problem is inherent to your footwear being a relic of the cultural norms of a political ruling class needing to be subserviant to their liturgical masters. you must constrain yourself because only the church has access to god. you cannot do it yourself. keep your head down and your toes broken, peon. block your crown chakra by never allowing your toes to circulate the true information they glean from the ground, the joy of manipulating the self through microadjustment and balancing your neck upwards with confidence and stability.

rebel against implicit social heirarchies forcing your identity to dissociate from your physical self to seek a false enlightenment. escape the zeitgeist of coercive cultural control with fundementally self-destructive religions, regardless of flavour or political alighnment. wear square toebox shoes today.

what is a court jester if not a man free to think what he wants?

 

[Chromeo]

this is a fairly tame one but your arch collapses because your toes aren't allowed to splay. your knees start hurting all the time and are generally shitty because your toes arent allowed to splay. your leg atonomy fucks up your hips and spine and cervical spine BECAUSE YOUR TOES ARENT ALLOWED TO SPLAY. you have problems focusing and have "adhd" because of the pressure on your cervical spine because YOUR TOES arent allowed to SPLAY.

Trapped toes are a bowed head and a spirit limited in imagination of its own maximal greatness.

the structure of shoes as we know them are a psychological control mechanism forcing people to be distrustful of the biomechanics of our own bodies, and underpins the self-rejecting psychosis running the trans, pro-fat, and mental health pill movements.

the problem is not inherent to your biology, the problem is inherent to your footwear being a relic of the cultural norms of a political ruling class needing to be subserviant to their liturgical masters. you must constrain yourself because only the church has access to god. you cannot do it yourself. keep your head down and your toes broken, peon. block your crown chakra by never allowing your toes to circulate the true information they glean from the ground, the joy of manipulating the self through microadjustment and balancing your neck upwards with confidence and stability.

rebel against implicit social heirarchies forcing your identity to dissociate from your physical self to seek a false enlightenment. escape the zeitgeist of coercive cultural control with fundementally self-destructive religions, regardless of flavour or political alighnment. wear square toebox shoes today.

what is a court jester if not a man free to think what he wants?

Counter-argument:

ugly

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Counter-argument:
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ugly

There's a guy I am forced to encounter regularly who shows up to official functions wearing ancient Tevas and bare feet. Dressed normally and appropriately from the ankles up. The whole room shifts uncomfortably and averts their gaze when he shows up with his rickety old sandals and long, tentacle-like toes flapping in the breeze. No one should have to see a grown man's toes in a business environment.

Someone must have spoken with him about it, as the next time he showed up wearing these. Worse. Somehow worse.

 

[Jean ValJean]

• Capitol riots was a psyop, and a bunch of Trump supporters fell for it. Ray Epps is a fed.
• Blackrock and ESG is used to attempt to shape culture in a way that hyper-wealthy individuals deem acceptable. Larry Fink wants to essentially be a world leader from the shadows (cause when you have more money than you can ever spend, you seek something else, power)
• The government either support, or create conspiracy theories about crazy shit to help hide all of the shady shit they do and make "conspiracy theory" synonymous with "crazy false shit". I wouldn't be surprised if flat-earth is propped up by the government
• Boeing definitely got people who were gonna testify against them killed

Agree.

 

[liquid nitrogen]

Counter-argument:
ugly

counter counter argument:

there are plenty of shoes that fit the criteria without being ugly. technically even birkenstock sandals follow the square toebox outline, although they aren't zero drop (and therefore are only a stepping stone to the ultimate shoe model, watershoes.)

The future is now, old man. watch me run past with my jester shoes and impeccable clarity of mind, derived from my impeccable gait, and despair.

 

[whogoesthere]

counter counter argument:

there are plenty of shoes that fit the criteria without being ugly. technically even birkenstock sandals follow the square toebox outline, although they aren't zero drop (and therefore are only a stepping stone to the ultimate shoe model, watershoes.)

The future is now, old man. watch me run past with my jester shoes and impeccable clarity of mind, derived from my impeccable gait, and despair.

They look like the shoes the special needs kids used to wear when I was in school. Spacker Shoes.

 

[FatalTater]

Current Year feels like the 70s.
We have wars that are taking up resources.
Drugs are everywhere.
Perverts are getting weirder than ever.
Inflation is grinding people down.
World leaders are being shady.

I can't help feeling like this is orchestrated. What next, and what late 70s-early 80s event will it rhyme with?