💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Kulee Baba]

Pretty good primer. I'm guessing he was rushing to get it out as soon as possible, so in that regard it's good editing for a 40 minute video. Disappointed he left out any discussion about Montograph, because that's crucial context to understand why the nightmare stream was as bad as it was and was a huge part of his decline. Also left out things like the shower convo and his feud with Eric July, but overall it'll appease the normies who vaguely know who he is and haven't kept up with his recent developments.

I know some users like to hate on Turkish Tom but I think he does a great job at explaining convoluted drama at a reasonable amount of time. I tried to make my own recap of Balldo man but more focused on his relationship with Kiwifarms & Null and even that is a long read.

I thought Kiwifarms had only just used deductive reasoning to figure out Nick and our wife went to Hedonism 2 and it was confirmed by Nick's admission. I had no idea they had taken a nude photo on the same piece of beach to mirror the advertisement which is so cringey. Nick loves to denigrate users here and critics by calling them autistic but I think it's autistic as hell how Nick feels the need to emulate shit. E.G him trying to copy Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona when getting his mugshot taken. Heaven forbid I have to take a mugshot the last thought in my head would be "WHICH POP CULTURE MOMENT SHOULD I TRY TO IMITATE?"

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

The way he talks, even assuming he's sober, is so fucking different from how he used to talk. He's genuinely inflicted brain damage on himself.

I've said this many times but both his inflections and mannerisms have gotten visibly gayer. He started out at level 5 straight and now he is level 50 gay.

 

[kokokrunch123]

uh oh, corner demon
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is april imahoe snortin coke in the corner (again)

 

[NSA]

Did he call Monty a pedo again to own the alogs or did he take the cowards way?

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Idk why but I’m getting slight Anthony Weiner vibes from the slicked back hair and the nose.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Aaron just dropped this on his stream. It's supposed to be a message he got from Kayla when she learned that he would be info dumping on Kino Casino. According to him, the text substantiates the claims he has made about his and Kayla's relationship.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I'm unsure if an archive has been posted, or not. Here is a mostly complete unlisted video of Balldo Man's triumphant return to streaming, post arrest. There is a small omitted portion close to the beginning, due to me scrambling to donate to the drug and booze fund:

https://rumble.com/v5051vl-rekieta-locals-stream-with-chat-06-06-24.html

Nick complains how high his bail was (although he thought it would be higher). I have to leave for work but he seems to talk about his arrest quite a bit. He also offhandedly mentions the ceiling cats.

 

[kokokrunch123]

My observations so far...
He still looks like shit despite better lighting
"50 thousand dollars is a little onerous but we won't get into it that much"
"atf didn't raid the house, the dog is alive" *mouth trumpet music*
I think he's on some cocktail of drugs that make him somewhat coherent and feel ok
Someone asks about the sonichu medallion
"it's still here.... it's still here"
"i still go to the church pretty often it's... *heh* part of my routine"
He then doubles down that he did, in fact have a temperature of 104, and that the thermometer was broken and said 107
He wants to get back to trial streams

he didn't learn his lesson

 

[Fruttasecca]

Today's stream definetly had some out there moments. This is a sober man in his prime.

-.mp4

Nobody... I am nobody

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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"I didn't
WANT
to wear the medallion
but I HAD
to put it on.
If I
DIDN'T
wear
the medallion
then my CHILDREN
might have
*sips* put it on.
My CHILDREN
might
have been
the ones
addicted
and drunk
and speeding
had I not willfully allowed the demon into myself.
Do you think
YOU
could've handled
THAT level
of responsibility?
I didn't think so.
So SIT
the fuck down and
SHUT
the fuck up
*sips* and stay in your own Goddamned lane!"

 

[Musashi's Son]

I will wait for Josh or Kino Casino to REEstream Balldo's livestream because I would rather eat a bullet than hear him or Ralph speak. Meanwhile, here is a mirror: (Mega)

Local Archive:

EDIT: Couldn't upload a local archive

 

[Evilronald]

Aaron just dropped this on his stream. It's supposed to be a message he got from Kayla when she learned that he would be info dumping on Kino Casino. According to him, the text substantiates the claims he has made about his and Kayla's relationship.

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If you read what she said: there’s no admission of any feelings for him and she’s mostly asking to be kept out of whatever issues Aaron has with Nick. This is just her trying to manipulate Aaron again and him being an idiot and not thinking women would try to manipulate him (despite April, Kayla, and his ex wife manipulating him in the last couple months). I thought he was going to stop talking about the rekietas? Or are his numbers tanking bad when he stops talking drama about Nick and Kayla?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Can the court do anything with the information that he can post 5k bail within 48 hours but refuses to pay fees?

They could probably arrest him until he pays up.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Aaron just dropped this on his stream. It's supposed to be a message he got from Kayla when she learned that he would be info dumping on Kino Casino. According to him, the text substantiates the claims he has made about his and Kayla's relationship.

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Seems pretty fake and gay to me

 

[The_Red_Man]

Just woke up and I think I'm caught up from after the stream

Has anyone pointed out that he didn't really say ANYTHING about the kids? I'm not sure if it's because of the case, but I don't think he mentioned anything about their well-being on status.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Just woke up and I think I'm caught up from after the stream

Has anyone pointed out that he didn't really say ANYTHING about the kids? I'm not sure if it's because of the case, but I don't think he mentioned anything about their well-being on status.

He deflected all child based questions.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

They could probably arrest him until he pays up.

Cant they just order the bank and garnish it ?? O.o

I am eurofag btw goverment loves to take shit out of peoples banks

 

[daniel day]

The way he talks, even assuming he's sober, is so fucking different from how he used to talk. He's genuinely inflicted brain damage on himself.

>assuming hes sober

What are you a scandinavian incel prude? Come ON kiwibros, Nicks hip to the fly! Hes gotta keep the shiggy diggy on the DL but big pimpin' gonna be big pimpin' till he aint pimpin' no mo

 

[ThriceBakedPotato]

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Enjoy 200 pages, alawg child.

Not quite 200, but there is enough here to keep me entertained.

 

[Strix454]

I'm surprised he hasn't been found in contempt of court for repeatedly not showing up yet.

For these sorts of offenses, the court doesn't really care if he shows up because they will just automatically find him guilty. They care more that he eventually pays the fine he owes. If you don't pay your fines, in many places they will eventually issue a "bench warrant" for you which means that if you get stopped by a police officer for any reason, you get a trip to the jail to think over what you are doing.