I know Hardin's brought up Russ's paralegal certificate before, but I think he really should start saying "Every paralegal 101 student knows receipts of service have to be mailed the same date as written, every paralegal student knows asking for a stay of proceedings doesn't automatically grant it, every paralegal student knows you have to reply to shit by the deadline or it is unopposed and you waive your right to respond, every paralegal student knows you have to have a scheduling conference, a certified paralegal certainly knows these things!"