💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

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Remember, he still has further to fall.

Lawtube will be covering his trial, if he doesn't plead out. Maybe even Law and Crime! This will possibly include his older children testifying against him.

Are trials recorded in his state?

in commiefornia it would fall undder a charge called Delinquency of a Minor a misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in the county jail and a fine of $2500. idk if Minnesota has something similar

That is almost word for word the punishment they're both facing for the kids. 364 days and up to 3000 IIRC.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Between that and the abortions

I’m not 100% on all the Balldo lore but…ABORTIONS? Plural?

yes I deserve all the clock and trashcan stickers

 

[CoomerTine]

Kurt is such a fat faggot making his stream private. Dude is a total soy filled bitch.

Megan Fox of all people flexed on that dumb nigger

 

[NoOneIsLooking]

Last time I checked being autistic doesn’t make you a heartless prick. It makes you awkward in the way you communicate those feelings. In fact for true autists their world view is very “good thing” and “bad thing”, child abuse usually being in the “bad thing” box.

 

[Harm]

Kayla's charge seems to be specific to 1(a) with reference to (2):

I'm fairly certain you're confusing 609.378.1(a) with 609.378.1(a)(1) judging by you adding emphasis to the text under 609.378.1(a)(1). It is not 609.378.1(a)(1) unless you're looking at brand new documentation that hasn't been posted in the thread yet.

 

[TurdThrower]

If any of you end up going to the pen, don't join any D&D groups, for some reason tabletop = Chomo in prison.

FFS really? Not that I plan on going to prison any time soon but that seems like a good way to pass the time based on some article I read about someone starting a D&D group while locked up.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I used to feel sorry for Kayla. I saw her as an emotionally fragile woman who is being taken for a ride by a husband who's going through a midlife crisis. I've completely changed my mind, yes she's still a crazy bitch but she's 100% on board with Nick and I wouldn't be surprised to find out that she set the ball rolling.

Met and know people that were like what limited amount we saw of her. Being able to steamroll over someone and being a driving force while not seemingly looking like one is very likely.

 

[Fapcop]

I’m not 100% on all the Balldo lore but…ABORTIONS? Plural?

yes I deserve all the clock and trashcan stickers

Well, inadvertent abortions. Lost pregnancies.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

FFS really? Not that I plan on going to prison any time soon but that seems like a good way to pass the time based on some article I read about someone starting a D&D group while locked up.

The idea would make for one hell of a story if it went the positive direction instead. Imagine a whole lock up of various gangs all playing D&D with near zero violence going on.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Yeah for pest animals on my property, if for some reason I can't or it's not feasible to relocate them, I use an air rifle. There are very nice air rifles specifically made for varmint hunting that cost only a few hundred dollars. I've also had success with slingshots. Not like kid ones, I mean actual hunting slingshots. If you hit a raccoon square in the melon with a ball bearing from one, it'll crush the skull, leading to an instant, painless death.

I usually dispatch pests with my 9mm glock

 

[TurdThrower]

Nigga are you really telling me mfers in prison try to kill you for being part of the tabletop roleplaying gang? I'm gonna need a fuckin source on this, this is crazy shit. All I could find myself was an article about Death Row inmates playing it with the Mexican Mob.

Yeah years ago I read an article about some dude who was in for like 5-6 years who started a D&D group. Sounded like between D&D and working out it was a good way to pass the time.

Edit: I'd stay away from shit like Risk though in the pen, anything competitive for that matter, in order to avoid getting shanked.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I’m not 100% on all the Balldo lore but…ABORTIONS? Plural?

yes I deserve all the clock and trashcan stickers

I remember miscarriages, not abortions. I suppose the former could result in the latter per se.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Well, inadvertent abortions. Lost pregnancies.

Miscarriages, then. Still has a similar mental impact but “abortion” implies a willful choice to terminate the pregnancy, where miscarriage could happen due to health complications. Not trying to be pedantic, just was curious if she actually opened up on one of his messy streams about abortions (v. suffering miscarriage)

 

[TurdThrower]

The idea would make for one hell of a story if it went the positive direction instead. Imagine a whole lock up of various gangs all playing D&D with near zero violence going on.

I've never played D&D (always wanted to try it though) but it seems to me like it could be a good group exercise for violent types.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Kayla seems like the kind of woman that would deliberately OD on certain medications to abort a pregnancy

 

[Flour]

Abortion is when you terminate the pregnancy before the coke binge. Miscarriage is when you go on a coke binge while pregnant.

 

[Gorton Colu]

The idea would make for one hell of a story if it went the positive direction instead. Imagine a whole lock up of various gangs all playing D&D with near zero violence going on.

>I take out my shiv and stab you
>roll for it
>1
>stabs self

 

[DuranceVile]

Edit: I'd stay away from shit like Risk though in the pen, anything competitive for that matter, in order to avoid getting shanked.

Imagine playing Diplomacy in the slammer.

 

[TurdThrower]

Kayla has been feeding him coke for the last year as part of her master plan to divorce rape him, but that reverend tripped the trap too soon and she got caught in the crossfire. There's a non zero chance that this actually happened.

She failed miserably then.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Kurt is also extremely autistic and takes vyvanse, which makes him act even more autistic.

This is Kurt’s physique ON Vyvanse? Kind of impressive, ngl, to be that fat on stimulants.