💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Harm]

He might still do time even if he pleads right? I don't know shit about the law.

His best case scenario at this point might be a "stayed sentence," which is basically parole with a probation officer for a long time and the looming implication that if he violates the terms then he will do time.

However, the more and more that comes out (including from Nick's stupid mouth and Instagram comments) it's looking like he will be behind bars at least for some time. If he's stuck with Judge Fischer then I don't see any chance of him escaping some jailtime. However, I am not a drug addicted child endangerer lawyer, so what do I know?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

So a cop's fuckup is the only reason the entire internet knows the name of the pastor who made the report?


He can always generate an AI song with similar lyrics. Plus, he can modify the lyrics to make fun of Nick. Any R&B Kiwis want to take a stab at coming up with some verses? What rhymes with "child endangerment?"

Wild entanglement with mild derangement during the Kyle arraignment when his file was ancient.

 

[MadStan]

In Nick's demented mind this can all go away if:

1. He gets rid of the kids.
2. Gets rid of the wife.
3. Secures some funds from the Trust without needing kids.
4. Get rid of April's husband.
5. Gets rid of the Pastor.
6. Gets rid of the Judge.

But it will not occur to him to get rid of the Drugs and Alcohol.

 

[The Wokest]

When do you think Nick's gonna stream?

Never, He's going to commit murder suicide with his wife today.

 

[kokokrunch123]

Is he really going to use the argument that checking himself into rehab is going to imply guilt?

don’t count the homewrecking Queen out just yet. This is all tied to her married name not her maiden name.

is there a non-zero chance that she'd 0D before the Rackets' august trial?

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Nick's gotta be in the worst of the alcohol withdrawals now. Assuming he's following the court orders.

He wouldn’t be shitposting on Instagram if he was experiencing the type of withdrawals he should have at his alcoholism level. Although he might be so saturated that his liver hasn’t really started to dry out yet.

He used to brag to Ron Toye during the Lasagna saga: "I have put myself in a position where I don't need to lie" and he fooled me, at the time.

Saying “I never lie” is a great indicator that someone is lying. Kind of like when someone has to insist that they aren’t crazy.

 

[Vesperus]

Nick's gotta be in the worst of the alcohol withdrawals now. Assuming he's following the court orders.

Somehow, I doubt he's suffering any withdrawal at all...

 

[one or fewer posts a day]

What a Nick R! I hate Nick Rs!

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Cops in general don't give a fuck about protecting anyone's identity. You can say you want to be anon all you want, but if they know your name it's going in the report.

I had a friend who called in a domestic situation where the neighbor was beating his woman. They said my friends name over the scanner when responding. Zero fucks given. Hang up when they ask your name.

Police reports usually have everything, it's just that they get redacted when they get published through legitimate means, so you'll see blacked out names and addresses.

 

[LiminalHeaven]

He wouldn’t be shitposting on Instagram if he was experiencing the type of withdrawals he should have at his alcoholism level. Although he might be so saturated that his liver hasn’t really started to dry out yet.


Saying “I never lie” is a great indicator that someone is lying. Kind of like when someone has to insist that they aren’t crazy.

People forgot that he is a lawyer. Being a piece of shit and lying is par for the course.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I had the idea to look it up when posting in Dax's thread, but Melin is a Swedish surname which fits in with Nick complaining about Scandinavian prudes at Church. Looks like the pastor knew about Nick's degenerate lifestyle since the end of last year and tried talking him out of it.

 

[urr13 account]

Most people listen to their lawyers and Nick thinks he is a legal genius so he will probably continue to represent himself. Getting leniency on a first offense often requires them to go to rehab, show remorse, and try to clean themselves up. I do not think Nick will do any of these things. I think the meme about him is correct he could get handed down the death penalty for a traffic ticket. lol

True, the biggest threat to Nick right now is Nick. If he just went through the motions and pretended to be a good little boy he would probably be fine but because he is who he is all bets are off.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

"intention to distribute"

Oh let the prosecution throw retarded long ball and say he was selling it to April who bought it with sex. And the judge who surely likes Nick just nods in approval.
Sentence for distributing and judge level official certificate of crack whore to that skank.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

He wouldn’t be shitposting on Instagram if he was experiencing the type of withdrawals he should have at his alcoholism level. Although he might be so saturated that his liver hasn’t really started to dry out yet.


Saying “I never lie” is a great indicator that someone is lying. Kind of like when someone has to insist that they aren’t crazy.

There were a series of things Nick said before he really hit big that clued me in to his whole persona being bullshit. I am not saying he put it on intentionally but it was always a lie to his audience and probably himself.

 

[Dell Conagher]

Nooo based pastor has taken down the live stream

 

[Procrastinhater]

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The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

It looks like the Pastor tried an Intervention first and was rewarded with that useless drunken fuck seething about it for a week.
He did the right thing and the only thing someone with morals would do, even if he wasnt legally obligated.
The performative outrage of an LA degenerate who calls himself JuJu the fucking cow while he gets railed in the ass with a strap on dildo, and the fucking Gunt is cute and all but neither of those fucking burned out jokes opinions means a damn thing.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Kinda shocked how hard Flashcast is going at him

YF was on metokur's chat, he changed his e-daddy.

Sorry Nicky, you don't drive up the viewers anymore!, retard anime fox, play freebird!

 

[LiminalHeaven]

I was the source of Ralph's Lester Johnson and I sent Nick the Medallion. I can't wait until Dick and Vito put on the new one. I have already done the Enochian prayers and chants of lesser and greater curses. People often underestimate my power until it claims their pathetic existence.

I used the sightless eye (similar to the one in Diablo IV) and I spied on Dick Masterson. He is in possession of drugs and he sells them. He is also using his Patreon to launder money for drugs. His engagement is all fake and false. He is a glorified drug dealer.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Question.
Will The state push for Max charged to try and get Nick to Flip and give up his dealer so they can get a "real" drug bust out of this loser.
Will Nick go into witness protection to rat out the Somali Cartels in Minnesota?

Why would Nick rat out Drex

 

[Harm]

He is also using his Patreon to launder money for drugs.

No way, his podcast donators "A chair" and "baseball bat" and "car" are completely real and you will be vociferously mocked in a Vito tweet for suggesting otherwise!

Anyways, Nick Rekieta thread tax: Hope Nick R. becomes the best possible father for the children going forward by dying immediately!