💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Orc-Chud]

Good to see that Nick, true to form, has chosen to approach this in the most retarded way possible.

Get ready for the coke ladies and gents. And the cope!

The near ounce of coke? He has experimented with cocaine. OCCASIONALLY! In a very responsible way!

The state of the house? He has FIVE KIDS! And is very busy! All that driving! Of course it’ll be a little messy!

The kids? Nick is a GREAT father! They had NO IDEA about the cocaine! They were SHOCKED! and now they’re TRAUMATIZED thanks to the police!

The pastor calling it in? Jealousy and prudes not knowing how to handle Nicks success. Also he’s the victim of jealous busybodies spreading rumors.

The resident cokewhore April?[/B] He can’t talk about that. Heavily imply that Aaron has been punching her.

Just wait for it, this is really how Nick will “fix” this situation lol!

It’s really so annoying, imagine being married to someone who just lied and pilpulled you, whenever you confronted them on doing something bad. If I was kayla id be giving Balldo black eyes too.

 

[Thomas Paine]

For our new guests and lurkers not wanting to read 4300 pages, here is the curse that brought about the downfall of the Rekietas.

 

[Chimplord1997]

Nick is responding to comments on Instagram and has not unfollowed his drug dealer it seems.

This is unreal. How does he not even feel a bit of remorse, he's just going to try and deny he has a problem. I feel so fucking bad for his kids, I hope they're ok

 

[Nova902]

All the lawyers that are bragging about how good of a man Nick is and how all this was an unforeseen accidents should rot in hell.
They care more about clout milking off Nick than the Kids who had to live in that situation.
Aren't these "lawyers" mandated reporters also....So they not only failed to report they covered and nose guarded for Nicks behavior.
People blaming Chat and the farms for driving Nick to drugs and Booze don't realize people only bashed Nick AFTER he was doing drugs and drinking daily.

 

[JCDenthog]

Amazing how even after everything that has happened Balldoman is still making an ass of himself on social media. Rekieta is the LeBron of lolcows.

 

[Zab McMann]

When he replies to "check yourself into rehab" with "you don't understand how the justice system works", is he suggesting that rehab would hurt his legal prospects? Does he think denying all awareness of wrongdoing is the best defense, just like in the Monty case?

Trying to put myself in that coke-addled mind, I think he believes that going to rehab would go into evidence in his case and that evidence could be used to paint him as a drug addicted, shit parent when that's obviously not the case.

Funny thing is, that is the case that's going to be set by the prosecution. The police reports make the Balldo Manor out to be a run-of-the-mill coke den and a living hell for all five of the children. Get this taken to a jury and that's going to be an uphill battle for Cokeita.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Aren't these "lawyers" mandated reporters also

No, and none of them had real reason to report if they were, they didn’t have any proof anything past excessive drinking was happening.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

>bitching about people not understanding the situation
>never explains the situation to people
???

oh I can explain that. He's unironically taking a page out of the ralphamale lawyerin school. He's refusing to explain himself in any detail under the guise of "I just can't talk about this and tell my truth because of the pending case guys!" much like how ralph would refuse to get into it with anyone regarding faith due to his restraining order.

Nick Rekeita kneels at the superior legal might of ethan oliver ralph.

 

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[break these cuffs]

Aren't these "lawyers" mandated reporters also....So they not only failed to report they covered and nose guarded for Nicks behavior.

Think about what it would mean for the person defending you in a criminal case being required to tell the police what you've told them.

 

[MadStan]

Dick would probably still defend it. If there's one thing we found out about him after Maddox, Masterson will protect his toadies and ball washers.

I'll await his Eulogy from our Sektur's Pastor (Metokur) - or as I like to call him, Speaker for The Dead - in 2 years.

 

[Two by Four]

It’s actually INSANE that he hasn’t been humbled even a little bit. I’m someone who would never want to admit an L if I had thousands of people watching and laughing at everything I do, but if I got busted In a major drug bust and my kids were taken away, I’d take the L and be like “yup sorry guys, I made a really dumb mistake but I’m gonna fight this and try to turn my life around.”

Even radio silence would've been better than what we got, hell I'd settle for an "I don't want to talk about the case right now" if Nick really wanted to keep posting online.

The self-destruction is going to continue, I just hope that if Nick decides to an hero he doesn't try to take anyone else with him.

 

[R00T]

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Is he really going to use the argument that checking himself into rehab is going to imply guilt?

It doesn’t matter if she’ll try to land a husband while she’s still kinda hot, or get a job that pays more than minimum wage. Anyone googling her name will go WTF as they start to read stories of sordid threesomes, cocaine orgies, YouTube degeneracy and five abused children

don’t count the homewrecking Queen out just yet. This is all tied to her married name not her maiden name.

 

[Reversal]

It’s actually INSANE that he hasn’t been humbled even a little bit. I’m someone who would never want to admit an L if I had thousands of people watching and laughing at everything I do, but if I got busted I na major drug bust and my kids were taken away, I’d take the L and be like “yup sorry guys, I mad a really dumb mistake but I’m gonna fight this and try to turn my life around.”

My theory at Nick's angle is that he is delusional enough to think he can beat the charges against him and go back to how things were as if nothing happened. He CANNOT say he made a mistake or admit he "needs help / rehab / therapy" because that would be admitting fault to his alleged crimes, hence his current stance of "things aren't what they seem" and "people don't have the whole picture".

Now, I'm no lawfag but I'm pretty sure he is completely fucked especially if he's representing himself. He SHOULD take the L, but he's not going to. It would be more insane if he actually learned some humility at this point. As many ppl in this thread have pointed out he hasn't learned anything from this and sadly probably never will.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Not wanting to look through 4K pages and with no help from the search, did John ever post on the forum following the "Dear John" deal?

I'm certain he knows about what's happened, but our guy could probably use a few Farmers to tell him he won.

Some say that John posts on the Farms to this day and is likely doing a lot better than Nick at the moment.

 

[break these cuffs]

Even radio silence would've been better than what we got, hell I'd settle for an "I don't want to talk about the case right now" if Nick really wanted to keep posting online.

The self-destruction is going to continue, I just hope that if Nick decides to an hero he doesn't try to take anyone else with him.

His flippant first response on locals told the tale of how it was going to go. Even in the "I have a lot of going on in my life and will be stepping back" post he had to let everyone know IT'S NAWT TROOO!!! Nick's ego is larger than his nose.

 

[polar bear]

When he replies to "check yourself into rehab" with "you don't understand how the justice system works", is he suggesting that rehab would hurt his legal prospects? Does he think denying all awareness of wrongdoing is the best defense, just like in the Monty case?

Lol maybe that's gonna be his strategy - he was not in the house, so he could throw Kayla under the bus and claim it's all her shit, and he dindu nuffin, saw nuffin, heard nuffin, he a wholesome gud daddy boi

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

I'm surprised he hasn't gone on full damage control since he get got out maybe got some sleep and started. maybe there's a little self-awareness left in him, I doubt it though.

 

[Chimplord1997]

My theory at Nick's angle is that he is delusional enough to think he can beat the charges against him and go back to how things were as if nothing happened. He CANNOT say he made a mistake or admit he "needs help / rehab / therapy" because that would be admitting fault to his alleged crimes, hence his current stance of "things aren't what they seem" and "people don't have the whole picture".

You see your honor, I slipped on a single drip of whiskey and I fell face first into the pile of cocaine which is why I test positive

 

[jspit2.0]

My theory at Nick's angle is that he is delusional enough to think he can beat the charges against him and go back to how things were as if nothing happened. He CANNOT say he made a mistake or admit he "needs help / rehab / therapy" because that would be admitting fault to his alleged crimes, hence his current stance of "things aren't what they seem" and "people don't have the whole picture".

Now, I'm no lawfag but I'm pretty sure he is completely fucked especially if he's representing himself. He SHOULD take the L, but he's not going to. It would be more insane if he actually learned some humility at this point. As many ppl in this thread have pointed out he hasn't learned anything from this and sadly probably never will.

The poison pills are his pride and them telling him to sober up. He's gotta be either breaking the order or detoxing HARD.

Cocaine plus a bottle a day is crazy levels of shit in a persons body.