💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[The Cheese Aisle]

Is he fucking shaking?

Alcohol shakes

 

[DocMorbis]

So what drug was he caught with?

 

[norbo]

The fact he thinks he was going to represent April in the arraignment but April is already released without him knowing indicates that she flipped already on them.

 

[Orc-Chud]

GUYERINOS HES GETTING BLOWN BY APRILERINO UNDER THE DESKERINO LOOK AT HIS ARM MOVERINOING

 

[kung fu mongoloid]

Even in jail he can't escape them.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

It’s like he is doing the worst/funniest thing possible.
LOL!

 

[Alabama Man]

So what drug was he caught with?

Coke or meth

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Is Nick seriously that brain damaged he thought it'd be a good idea to represent the 3 of them? Damn. Chef Red Pill beat them to first lolcow execution, but I guess first on US soil ain't too bad

 

[JackoVerde]

Being one of the more intelligent niggers and getting away from the white man so he wont be their fall guy.

He’s seen enough horror moves to know he needs to get away before he dies first.

 

[Mushroom King]

Is he fucking shaking?

Yes, he was trembling, probably the adrenaline and the withdrawal.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

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Agreed.

Also April was released so she probably ratted them out.

Gravy train is over, I don't blame her if she snitches. Who is she going to shack up with next? My money is on Drex.

 

[break these cuffs]

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Agreed.

Also April was released so she probably ratted them out.

He wanted to talk to Kayla and April to get their stories straight at the very least.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Coke or meth

Less than 25 grams, if I heard the Judge correctly.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Congratulations Nick, you are now a practicing lawyer! Knew you could do it, buddy!!

 

[Absolutego]

Guys April's having Nick represent her, she probably didn't sell him and Kayla out. It's even odds she's out and the Rekietas aren't because it wasn't her gun, the kids weren't her responsibility, and she wasn't the one with 25G of coke.

 

[Harvey Danger]

How do they enforce "no possession of firearms" part of his release? If he owns guns, does he have to store them outside the home? Or does that mean not carrying and having them on his person, they can stay in his gun safe?

 

[Armitage]

Would it even be allowed for him to defend them, as this would be a gigantic conflict of interest and would dissuade them from cooperating against him. Now they would probably not do this but I think this would not be a waivable conflict

Oh shit, it is no longer 5th degree but it is 2nd degree now

 

[HairyBadger]

This is a basic bond hearing.

You could hire a tardoid off a street and request a bond.

Nick representing Wife and side-Wife is nothing.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

This might end up being case law because of Nick representing himself, his wife, and April.

 

[Lokenstien]

We're going to watch as one man manages to represent his clients and himself so horrendously that Minnesota will witness the first triple death penalty ever carried out.