💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The balldo bastard baby seems pretty inevitable. Would be quite the catalyst to dissolve Nick’s marriage and end up with steel toe slut.

That's when the whole family might get involved. Imagine trying to spilt a will of 5 kids and a bastard kid with a slightly darker complexion.

 

[Farmer Y]

Dick being a POS as usual.

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1793363959023825367

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

when the true hilarity of the farms is that the events are real.

I disagree with this, though its personal preference really I think at least part of the fun of the farms is the gossipy theorizing and "fanfic farms", at least on the things where you can at least make the case for your theory (kino casino's audio evaluation of the clip for example) or the autist earlier in the thread that did an analysis on the audio.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Local archive with the 48-minute-long chair deadair cut out.

But that was the best part

The only thing that gives me doubts about this why would cornerdemon/April allow it to get to the point where Nick goons on camera?

You assume she isn't as fucked up as he was.

The obvious severe drug and booze abuse is another reason Kayla would probably prefer to live separately from Nick. Unless she’s matching him drink for drink she’s not going to stick around if there’s another female enabler around to deal with him.

I could easily see both going to their kids function at the church to “co-parent” and keep up appearances. Until Kayla appears on a stream again I have doubts about her living with Nick.

April, may or may not have been the final straw, but I can’t see her living in the same house with a side chick…esp with all the kids around. I could see her not allowing the kids around April t

Fuck off with the Kayla simping.

Im going to start transcribing Nicks drunken ramblings onto golden plates that I will bury hoping they get dug up one day and a religion is formed around them.

They should be put on a satellite and shot into space so alien civilizations can study them.

I think social services getting involved would help a great deal. Would at least help snap Kayla out of her drug haze...I would hope.

Don't even insinuate that.

Pretty sure Nick Rekieta lost his appeal way earlier.

Yea. Over two years ago.

hey Nick, can you postpone whatever the fuck you're doing to yourself and resume killing yourself AFTER you go through Jersh's funny court documents of all the retards he's going to sue, you selfish twat?

He doesn't have the mental capacity to do that sort of stuff anymore.

He was invited to her wedding and her husband wanted to fight Nick

Her husband was right all along.

From the king of the lawtube sector to IP2-style shit in two years. Goddamn. Here's to the next two years. Maybe he can take the show into the street, mace bouncers, get arrested.

Dead.

I’m starting to think that this dude’s got a substance abuse problem guys

Yea. He has to cut down on eating that single Dorito. Look how fat he is.

What are the chances Kayla doesn’t know Nick is fucking April and that’s why he took down the stream?

Zero.

Fuck. This thread is IMPOSSIBLE to keep up with.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

We "know" him far more than we know her. I'm still personally leaning towards the swinging being his idea.

Kayla is a whore and she absolutely is down to fuck other people. When she was lewdposting on Locals, she explicitly said that she wanted to post full nudes but Nick nixed that.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Dick being a POS as usual.

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https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1793363959023825367

Why the fuck does Ju Ju still give a fuck about Black Comic Man?
Is he that incapable of taking an L?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Does anyone know when exactly the long bathroom breaks starts? I wonder if it lines up to April’s entrance into the Rekieta House.

If those bathroom breaks are really him railing lines with April, it’s even more fucked up that his excuse was that he was checking on Kayla.

I have a timeline of what is known in the Imholte thread here.

@daffodils tracked the start of the bathroom break meta (often lengthy breaks usually 1 to 1.5 hours into the stream).

It seemed to start around the start of 2024, and Nick's bathroom breaks in December were more consistent with what would be expected of actual bathroom breaks with regards to of their length and timing within the stream.

The start of the bathroom break meta in January was a few months after Nick was with the Imholtes at a comedy show in the St. Cloud area to do his shitty standup, and IIRC a couple weeks after Aaron and April streamed from Nick's setup.

We don't know when it all started in terms of how often April and/or Aaron were at Rekieta's house, but the weird bathroom breaks started over 2.5 months before the first stream where it was noticed someone was in Nick's corner.

Nick's meltdown has produced wonderful harvest. I've watched the latest steel toe (god rest my soul) morning show, kino casino, mati comedy special, trashcast and bearded dragon. Anything else I missed?

I have probably a 12+ hour backlog of streams I would like to listen to that are all from the last 24 hours

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Steelbros, do you think he can redeem himself

I'll root for him. He genuinely seems to have had some problems with the levels rackets took it, tried to warn april nick was a bad idea, and seems to regret some of the stuff he did and how it seems the others did stuff around the kids.

He's still super scummy for what he did to his ex wife but I'll applaud anyone who heeds the call to pull up

more cynically you could argue he didn't go nuclear only to have something to hold over nick cause it does seem if he went nuclear they could release stuff on him or more optimistically he just wants to bow out (I tend to the former only cause despite wanting to "bow out" he keeps on dropping us the sweet crumbs. Could be he's venting though)

I guess what I'm trying to say is, wait and see. I'll put my hopes that some people can be redeemed and do better, not everyone who takes a stumble has to fall entirely.

 

[Captain Manning]

I thought she also mentioned it in her drunken ramble stream for several hours shitting on folks to before she thought she could delete it of the face of the net.

She might have, but the point is that the whole thing boils down to Faran saying that Nick says that Kayla wants to swing.

This keeps comes up every now and again, and I just don't think it constitutes very good evidence that Kayla explicitly expressed an interest in swinging. Sorry.

That doesn't mean she isn't down for it. I just think that particular piece of "evidence" is kinda crap. I have always believed that.

 

[Pee Cola]

Nick's meltdown has produced wonderful harvest. I've watched the latest steel toe (god rest my soul) morning show, kino casino, mati comedy special, trashcast and bearded dragon. Anything else I missed?

Tookie Soup, albeit via his Steel Toe segment, about 1 hour and 48 minutes in

Tookie's take on Rackets

1:00

 

[Strix454]

So did April really blow Nick on that last stream? That would certainly take things to a whole other level.

In any case, we seem to have moved beyond an alcoholic marriage narrative into a full drug den narrative. That narrative is more likely to end in one or more deaths versus something ordinary like a divorce. I think Nick will perhaps be transitioning into a horrorcow sooner rather than later.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

She might have, but the point is that the whole thing boils down to Faran saying that Nick says that Kayla wants to swing.

I'm sure it's been pointed out before but the my wife thinks you're hot she wants to try swinging, but gee I just don't know about that... thing is a super common way for married guys to creep on women

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

It's the part where she sits down for 2 hours and watches this dude blab and by the end of it is crawling under the desk to blow him at like 2AM. Even the most ragged skank would just bored and ready to leave.

I'll posit this: it is amazing what you can accomplish with drugs.

 

[Truly Rural]

Dick: You people want nick to get help for the sake of his family? What the fuck is wrong with you moral fags?!?

Broken families are the best source of easily molestable children. Not at all shocked Dax is cheering for it.

 

[S1apSh0es]

That's the big reason why I'm most convinced any video on this by these people will be at best misleading, at worst just straight misinformation. Imagine a mainstream YouTuber with a lot of attention telling a story heavily involving Kiwi Farms where the site isn't painted as the villain, rather the one(s) who were right, and called it a long time ago. Or even better, where Null tried to help him?

I don't see that ever happening. It'll be "edited" so "we made him" do those things, and not his own wetbrain guiding him down this path.

If you think Tom would blame shit like that on Kiwi Farms you haven’t watched any Tom content.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Dick being a POS as usual.

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https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1793363959023825367

His sperging about how Rackets being super cool for acting like a drunken retard is pathetic. He knows July was referring to him being a shitty enabler non-friend in that post and he's literally coping and seething. Wake up to a few more hairs on your pillow tomorrow, Juju.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He’s getting noticed by normies

fascinating since stein had kino casino on a while back to talk about rackets. Will def break nick's lolcowdown to the normie.... thing is Nick rekeita used to stream to millions of normies! I wonder how many will be like "oh yeah the rittenhouse trial guy I wonder how he's doi- OH NO!"

 

[keke]

So did April really blow Nick on that last stream? That would certainly take things to a whole other level.

No, the full clip has context. An infamous superchatter on the MATI stream called ’animesuckscopeandsneed’ sent Nick a link to furry inflation fart porn. Because of his alcoholic wet brain he started looping. He read that same superchat 6 times and each time gave a different reaction, genuinely forgetting he’d already looked at the image/read the chat. The second or third time he reads the chat and clicks the image link, he recreates the DSP masturbating on stream clip and quotes him at the end. But as he was so intoxicated he did not think to explain the image to his chat, so it just looks like he’s actually jacking it on stream. Null explained this further in his reaction stream on May 22nd. The BJ stuff is after the fact speculation, and while not true, April was in the room as confirmed by Aaron Imholte in a clip posted earlier in thread.

Edit: literally the post below mine has the full context clip from MATI, someone just posted.

 

[Sneeds]

Anime Sucks Cope and Or Sneed

 

[footballteam]

Kayla is a whore and she absolutely is down to fuck other people. When she was lewdposting on Locals, she explicitly said that she wanted to post full nudes but Nick nixed that.

Optimistic view would be that all the blowback from the lewdposting made her reconsider her life choices up until that point and then want nothing to do with it anymore. Pissing Nick off so he goes and searches for a new "woman" that will indulge in his coomer inhibitions. He seems to have found that in April.