💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Prince Vegeta]

Every time I think he can't self destruct more, he does.

 

[Oxyjen]

Even if he could get it up, such people are generally much more interested in the drugs than they are in sex.

What if it’s meth, plus whatever else? He’s alluded to abusing prescription uppers like adderall, that seems like short hop to ordering meth off the dark web. Meth and (usually gay) sex are a combo.

 

[Nisse Hult]

Rekieta? More like Homewreckieta.

 

[Smithy129]

What are the odds we get a Nick and April sex tape to stick it to all the incel prudes

Is it even possible to go lower than ralph on this?
Will Nick smash through all of Ralph's records before he stops?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This tweet seems to have been deleted from April’s account. I wonder if it was about her new boyfriend’s doormat wife.



This one is still up. Less than a year later and she’s busted sucking off someone else’s husband (and father of five) on a livestream.



Nick sure does have a type: attention-seeking sluts with trashy tattoos, hooker wardrobes, bad makeup, cheap dye jobs and prematurely aged faces.




I wonder if she wears her cross pendant around Nick.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I’m starting to think that this dude’s got a substance abuse problem guys

Reminds me of the scene in Wolf of Wall Street where Jordan Belfort is on the plane high as fuck causing all kinds of trouble to the point he wakes up physically restrained after he was tased by an air Marshall because Jordan called him a nigger. Donnie then looks at him and tells him "Jordan, I think you have a fucking drug problem." The absurdity of it is both quite funny because you don't know how batshit insane this situation can go but also sad because there are kids involved and they are going to bury their father at a very young age.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I just want to say that the moment DSP started to make fun of Rekieta, Rekieta retaliated by making a "DSP was masturbating on stream joke" just to be caught himself coked out of his mind and drunk doing the exact same thing.
it's like poetry

Wyświetl załącznik 6007758

Jar-Jar Burnell is the key to all this.

 

[Schpoots]

I just realized we might get another episode of DSP reviewing rekietas latest shenanigans.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

April might suck Nick's dick for cock, but Nick sucks cock for Dick.

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

Watching clips from the appealstream I'm forcibly reminded of, all things, an old episode of the the biggest problem in the universe, where Dick brought in "bits" as a problem and argued that compulsively making long, painful jokes that make no sense was a sign of brain damage.

I had no idea what he was talking about until I'd seen this. What a fucking disaster, who convinced Rekieta he was the new Norm Macdonald and that he was good at telling long-form meandering jokes? Actually painful to listen to. Is this a recent development? No wonder nobody wants to watch his streams, Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Catching up all I can say is:
LMFAO.
What a shitshow he is. Its over, there's no coming back.
I don't even think it was a full year ago we were telling him to pull up before its too late. He was in a plane going straight down with Ethan Ralph as his co-pilot to hell.
He may actually beat the gunt to the grave at this rate.

 

[Anti Snigger]

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Idk, I need to hear the angle from the grassy knoll to be sure

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I picked a bad night to go do something else, and when I saw before I went to sleep there was fifty pages of Nick to catch up on, I knew I was in for some good fun! Every time I think ol' Balldo has hit rock bottom, he proves me wrong. Dude has a diamond drill and he's gonna drill as deep as he can until his liver and heart finally give out! Keep it up, Nicky, this is better than Dear John, the Sean interrogation, the back to back Eric July seethe streams, Do You Know Mandy?, and the Gay 90s birthday stream! Absolutely glorious stream, 10/10, I can't even pick my favorite moments although the Metokur rambling has to be up there along with that wonderful attempt at DSP joke. If I have one problem it's that he didn't invite Ralph on when he asked.

Too bad the Rekieta cycle now starts all over again as indicated by the usual desire to take a break and clean himself up, so it's gonna be another slow build as Nick does a few Trump and guns streams week after week while the thread argues about butter dishes and raccoons until the Balldoman finally hammers out another classic. Hopefully Aaron Amhole's newfound realization that fucking this dude in the ass at the Pure Pleasure gay bay was a bad idea will enliven these months of buildup for the next Rekieta drugged-out insanity.

I have no idea what kind of drugs Nick is on, but I don't think there's a drug in the world that takes 45 minutes to use (source: I watched Breaking Bad). Whatever he does during those long stretches of dead air has to be something else. I also doubt it's sex considering how much he drinks. Whiskey dick is a real thing that will happen to you if you drink as much as Nick.

I guarantee what happened there was one or more of the following:
-He drank so much he threw up and did a line of Lady Rackets
-He was so drunk he did a Ralph and shat himself and had to drunkenly clean himself up afterwards
-He got a nosebleed from snorting whatever he's on
-He passed out until something woke him and he dragged himself back to the stream

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Nick and Our Wife after a bump of coke.

Its 14 years old but Nicky made it relevant.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Why was he biting his finger while he was gooning? Maybe its because I have rough calloused hands, but I've never jerked off and it felt so good I had to bite something. What the fuck is wrong with this dude.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I don't even think it was a full year ago

it really wasn't. it was october last year null told rackets to pull up. only about 7 months. Wild man, rackets sped ran like 4 years of ralph in a few months.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

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Holy shit it's fucking joever! I only caught parts of MATI and KC live last night, but my god between Andy having the brainpower to grab the stram and the chat and not fuck up, and then this I really gotta hand it to him.

As for Aaron. Bro. It's tough. I hope he spills more on the Rackets polycule and the adventures at the sodomy barn.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Why was he biting his finger while he was gooning? Maybe its because I have rough calloused hands, but I've never jerked off and it felt so good I had to bite something. What the fuck is wrong with this dude.

my best bet is it is the coke making him do bruxism or "coke jaw". Its why he also makes some of those exaggerated faces that involves a hard set jaw, that's actually him turning his coke jaw into another random access bit

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Moment in history: the exact time that kino casino figures out that april is sucking rackets' dick under the table. They boosted the audio and could hear his belt and her making gluck gluck sounds.

Assuming it was the adhesive from the blood draw bandage, it appears he hadn't had a shower for ~4 days or so.

Imagine the smell. Jesus Christ.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Do you think the kids are in the environment still?
I kind of hope our wife left and took the kids. But I seriously doubt it.
People think they're gonna divorce, but shes prolly gettin her high and just sitting there checked out.

E:
Now that he's gone and bad mouthed Jim and the KC noise boosted clip is out there. I think we're gonna have an interesting stream callout from Metokur