💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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AnOminous powiedział(a):
He claims he loves those chairs but I doubt he's ever sat in one because he's so FUCKING FAT he would have been unable to get out of it if he had.
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Recently he posted a picture from a first-person point of view sitting in the chair, with some food of course, because he is indeed fat. We do have proof that he is capable of exiting his pallet chairs. However, it raises more questions: What kind of entertaining pig grunts did he make while getting up? Did he send a texTT to his wife to get her to take a break from her fumigation session and help him get up? Did he say, "No, space-time distortion stalker. I am not fat by any gravitational standard. Enjoy prison," as he fought the very laws of physics?
 
Pallets can withstand heavy loads and are meant to be picked up with forklifts.
Perhaps this is why Fat built chairs with pallets. It would also explain why the chairs have the ass end nearly on the ground. To keep the center of gravity low for maximum stability.

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reptile baht spaniard rid powiedział(a):
I’m sorry, I get having a nice dinner at home, but who the fuck actually tries to plate shit that “perfectly” at home all the time? Like, seriously, at some point you just, you know, have a nice dinner at home without fucking dicking around with your phone and instead dick around with your wife.
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I've been cooking and baking for over thirty years now and the only time I've done that is when I wanted to impress the woman I was dating or their family. Other than that I've never bothered. The look of food doesn't increase it's flavour no matter what a chef tells you. It's the smell that helps it out so if the food smells terrible you know it'll taste terrible. Presentation like this just masks poor quality food.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid powiedział(a):
I’m sorry, I get having a nice dinner at home, but who the fuck actually tries to plate shit that “perfectly” at home all the time? Like, seriously, at some point you just, you know, have a nice dinner at home without fucking dicking around with your phone and instead dick around with your wife.
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The same reason why that unfortunate Gymnasium which fatrick used to lurk within was cursed with its instagram gallery nothing being a gigantic fucking wall of smirking pig selfies peppered with the occasional lift photo by those who actually worked out there.

Fatrick is a phenomenally shallow man in every sense of the word while also being astoundingly vain, with the result being an endless parade of the tackiest and trashiest and most downright grotesque bullshit being proudly shown off for bragging rights, from his piggish gay face slapped onto a thousand and one selfies to his carbonized fucking parodies of cooking to his Wil Wheaton wannabe pop culture consoomer schtick

He is convinced he is the smartest, strongest, funniest, and most interesting man in every physical or online room he waddles in to, and having a few of his Jeff Tiedrich "drumpf bad, fashionable opinion good" xeets go xitter viral resulted in his already bloated ego ballooning like a Dobson masturbation fantasy, and which results in him automatically assuming anything he posts will automatically look good on him solely because it is him posting it
 
I felt the fatxeet-activated vibrating orb I previously installed up my pooper start a-buzzin and it seems the pig is chain-CHILDing again
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EDIT: Hello this is Judge Holden's live-in carer. My client is currently lying naked and squealing in a puddle of his own ejaculate and fecal discharge, babbling about the buzzing in his bottom and in between grunts and sobs of painpleasure he asked me to post the following screenshot and get him another bucket of shredded cheese. I hope the rest of you are living more productive lives than my fat, retarded, hairless, and yet boyishly fuckable mealticket
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Judge Holden powiedział(a):
I felt the fatxeet-activated vibrating orb I previously installed up my pooper start a-buzzin and it seems the pig is chain-CHILDing again
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If lolcows do not exist explain the laughing cow brand. Pretty sure that's a cow that's laughing out loud Fatrick, and you probably know a thing or two about cheese since you probably smell like a wheel of goyslop cheddar thrown in a brewery.

There's a Best Of Reddit Guy thread on OnA right now and they have some great bespoke replies from Fatrick that remind me just how retarded his explanations can be. You see "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison." a hundred times you get comfortable with it. You see him explain how what he sent isn't a threat or that "you don't know how words work" you really get a better picture of how his debate skills work (they don't). It's why Josiah 5 is such a gem because every interview since this swatting saga started is in a safe controlled environment where there's almost no pushback, besides Javier from that Obscura, was it? Where he went "Javi, Javi, Javi, this is NOT. TROLLING!" In response to Javier lightly pushing back on how they're just trolls. At least piggle tits is aware enough in some capacity to realize he can't convince anyone with actual arguments, so he'll instead shut out pests with threats of prison and otherwise say to Google his name (a dangerous game Pat) and declare that his word is the truth when people ask on Twitter, calling them gullible failing that.

ETA: over-under Pat tried to (or does) use TallPoppy to unfuck his SEO? He's aware of Keffals and a few other lolcow things so he probably is aware of Donger and his digital preening org.
 
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....whut....oh my god....oh jesus

So in this latest xeetchain there was a random one which simply said "you're mentally ill"

I found this a lil odd because there was no PRISONCHILD or LESLAAAAY or other familiar fat catchphrases so I looked on it, and a horrifyingly funny realisation hit me
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This xeet did not tag him, did not directly mention him, and has in fact never xeeted him
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Which means that fatrick might actually be searching not only for his name on xitter but for any post that contains some combo of "stalker", "child", and "prison", especially since this xeet was 2 days old

If this is true than the behind the scenes logistics on how much time he spends NOCHILDing on social media due to having to search and locate and identify offending xeets before responding to them has just grown immensely

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Tubby is back to making friends with normies
 
I made the mistake of checking on his threads and I accidentally stumbled across a descending three layer cosmic hell of smugfuck shitty writers being LOL SO RANDOM AND GOOFY GUIZ
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Pretty sure I am now unfit for a christian burial after seeing this, and now so are all of you, I am just lucky that Wil Wheaton didnt show up or I would have turned into a pillar of salt
 
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