💥 Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

[SimplyScrumptious]

she supposedly had a magical birth just as planned but only two pics and she waited a whole month to talk about it?

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then again, totally fitting that the whole post is "ME ME MY POWER MY STRENGTH ME" and nothing about the little sapling

I’m guessing she sneezed little tree out and didn’t have time to hypnoorgasmswing away her contractions. Considering how little she’s discussed it we might find that she’s ashamed. A normal birth is boring to her so she needed time to think of how to spin it.

Grow strong little tree. Make friends with squirrels and birds are torment your crazy mother.

Also I forget how weird fresh out the womb babies look lol. Mine gave me the stink eye for hours after being salad tonged tf out after overstaying her welcome by 2 weeks. Poor nurse lady was sweating from the effort. Baby was all different colours and had a squished head

 

[TismFarmer]

@GenociderSyo
I just realised little Acorn hasn't been added to the title.
Also, I think I agree with Scrumptious, she had a easy labour and fast delivery and she is ashamed. She thinks every birth has to be this spiritually significant ordeal, you endure the trials of labour in order to show your feminine strength and earn the title of Mother. I bet she thinks a C-section isnt really labour and delivery, and women who need one are just not connected with their bodies sufficiently in order to not fail at the most important part of the whole pregnancy. (as opposed to who the fuck cares where and how baby got out as long as you're both healthy!)

 

[GenociderSyo]

Atlas hasn't been seen in Glenn's workouts since Oaken was born. Guess Robyn got tired of forcing him up at the wee hours since they coslept now that she has to tend to an infant.

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[IBrokeBob]

Atlas hasn't been seen in Glenn's workouts since Oaken was born. Guess Robyn got tired of forcing him up at the wee hours since they coslept now that she has to tend to an infant.

Robyn IG:
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Glenn IG:
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Baby Acorn is a cute lil baby. Someone should photoshop a lil acorn cap on him. That would be supercute.

 

[multiverse]

Atlas hasn't been seen in Glenn's workouts since Oaken was born. Guess Robyn got tired of forcing him up at the wee hours since they coslept now that she has to tend to an infant.

Robyn IG:
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Glenn IG:
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Robyn decided to "distract" three year old Atlas by plonking him in the middle of the living room carpet with a bunch of finger paint? This is her method to prevent Atlas from messing up the house while she cleans?

She is truly an idiot.

 

[Android raptor]

I hope Atlas paints on her overpriced woo garbage

Fuck it up, Atlas!

 

[Ms. Marple]

She’s making finger paints for the kids to keep them busy… right, cause Luna is totally sentient and will wreak havoc like Atlas.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Baby Acorn is a cute lil baby. Someone should photoshop a lil acorn cap on him. That would be supercute.

 

[Cold Waffle]

She’s making finger paints for the kids to keep them busy… right, cause Luna is totally sentient and will wreak havoc like Atlas.

Luna seizing with finger paints seems morbid even by Robyn's standards, but I'm sure she's waxing poetic about it. Something something out of suffering comes art blah blah. Luna's no Frida Kahlo, though Robyn will have you believe otherwise.

 

[IBrokeBob]

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That made my day! Lil Acorn looks adorable. Thanks so much.

 

[BunchofMunch]

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He's kind of ugly in a cute way, "fulsöt" as we would say in Sweden.

 

[HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet]

Luna seizing with finger paints seems morbid even by Robyn's standards, but I'm sure she's waxing poetic about it. Something something out of suffering comes art blah blah. Luna's no Frida Kahlo, though Robyn will have you believe otherwise.

I could have sworn way earlier in the thread she did do some sort of art “with” Luna. So that would just be more of the same.

 

[multiverse]

I could have sworn way earlier in the thread she did do some sort of art “with” Luna. So that would just be more of the same.

Robyn did drawings "interpreted" via her psychic connection with Buna. Because she is a crazy person. The drawings may have been aura or zodiac related, I can't recall.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Robyn did drawings "interpreted" via her psychic connection with Buna. Because she is a crazy person. The drawings may have been aura or zodiac related, I can't recall.

Um excuse me! Did you forget that Luna is a powerful light worker?

( whatever the fuck that means)

 

[GenociderSyo]

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[Vegetamite]

How thoughtful of Robyn to install hair handles on Luna’s head for the therapist to grip on to.
In all seriousness though, I actually almost prefer that method as opposed to what she normally does.

 

[GainsGoblin]

Robyn IG:
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Glenn IG:
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Atlas must be super excited to have a playmate that actually responds to him. I wonder if he’s surprised to see Baby Baobab react directly to stimuli, instead of indiscriminately jerking around like Luna.

I wonder if the therapist has ever floated the idea of speech therapy for Atlas. Seems like he’d benefit from it, and from the short clips we see it doesn’t sound like the second-hand exposure is cutting it.

 

[Andoxico]

Robyn IG:
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Glenn IG:
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At a glance at the second picture, with her saggy tits and the color of the bra matching her skin, I genuinely thought she was a burn victim for half a second.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Um excuse me! Did you forget that Luna is a powerful light worker?

( whatever the fuck that means)

Fuck, you just reminded me how in her distance reiki phase she would offer her marksvalued customers reiki from Buna as well as herself. It would be horrifying if it wasn't so hilarious. Spud was definitely the most intelligent, sentient human in any of those sessions.