💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Strix454]

The description of the fire at Pure Pleasure was an interesting read. I think it illustrates the sort of customer that the place specializes in and the kind of friends Nick has probably made there.

A raggedy bearded mentally ill guy hitchhikes to the store with a full gas can. The guy who gave him the ride watches him take the gas can into the store and then calls the police.

From the police report:

The employee said he was behind the counter when Mann entered the store. The employee told Mann he couldn't have the gas can in the store and asked him what he was doing.

The employee reported Mann as saying "I'm going to burn this place down. I'm sick of this store."

The employee then watched Mann man pour some gasoline on magazines, starting a fire. The employee said he was afraid for his life and ran out of the store to call emergency services.

.....

Mann has a history of arrests, drug abuse and mental illness.

In 2014, he was convicted of animal cruelty after skinning and baking his pet cat in an apartment in Monticello.

The charges said he killed his cat because "he wanted to try cooking it with onions."

Mann's father contacted police after his son started making "strange comments," according to the complaint. The apartment manager also reported a burning smell from the apartment to law enforcement.

A deputy entered the apartment and found the cat's body inside the oven and the cat's skin and entrails inside the freezer.

 

[Swole McPole]

I can think of exactly one woman in lawtube who was attractive.

It better be Andrea Burkhart. That woman is steaming hot.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The description of the fire at Pure Pleasure was an interesting read. I think it illustrates the sort of customer that the place specializes in and the kind of friends Nick has probably made there.

A raggedy bearded mentally ill guy hitchhikes to the store with a full gas can. The guy who gave him the ride watches him take the gas can into the store and then calls the police.

From the police report:

The employee said he was behind the counter when Mann entered the store. The employee told Mann he couldn't have the gas can in the store and asked him what he was doing.

The employee reported Mann as saying "I'm going to burn this place down. I'm sick of this store."

The employee then watched Mann man pour some gasoline on magazines, starting a fire. The employee said he was afraid for his life and ran out of the store to call emergency services.

.....

Mann has a history of arrests, drug abuse and mental illness.

In 2014, he was convicted of animal cruelty after skinning and baking his pet cat in an apartment in Monticello.

The charges said he killed his cat because "he wanted to try cooking it with onions."

Mann's father contacted police after his son started making "strange comments," according to the complaint. The apartment manager also reported a burning smell from the apartment to law enforcement.

A deputy entered the apartment and found the cat's body inside the oven and the cat's skin and entrails inside the freezer.

Jesus christ, has Nick already met the next Dahmer? or is it actually Nick and we just don't know yet

 

[Neetorino]

I didn't have Nick's swingmate Aaron outing their secret sex shop/gay bay (fantastic fucking name btw) on my bingo card. Someone with more time should do some photoshop of the Betrayal of Caesar. Et tu, Aaron?

 

[Spaded Dave]

People begging for new content to stop the eggs talk, only for it to be revealed that Nick went to the kind of sex shop that sells used dildos??? and hosts gay sex orgies in the viewing booths is some straight up monkey paw shit.

I apologize for nothing.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I didn't have Nick's swingmate Aaron outing their secret sex shop/gay bay (fantastic fucking name btw) on my bingo card. Someone with more time should do some photoshop of the Betrayal of Caesar. Et tu, Aaron?

Most likely not the first time Aaron put it in the back

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It was disclosed by April and Aaron that Nick also took them to the Gay 90s in Minneapolis. This is the bar Nick went to for the underwear party during his birthday weekend in 2022.

Last month, April appeared to include the Rekietas in the phrase: "some people in my life, the most, uh, beloved people in my life, a few of them, including Aaron," while describing her time at the Gay 90s.

Foam parties are mentioned, here's a video of a foam party at the venue:

 

[Captain Manning]

Oh, and how he broke two promises to his best and only fan, cgoody, by not doing a locals stream.

Oh, he'll get over it. Nick could just promise to take him to Pure Pleasure.

After all, like the sign says, there are "THC products available"! The reviews also suggest there are plenty of men pretending to be women.

It better be Andrea Burkhart. That woman is steaming hot.

What?! No.



I am beginning to think some of my fellow dudes in this thread have very low standards as to what constitutes hot.

Neither April or Kayla are hot either. I agree with whoever defined April as a "Minnesota 8." That rating is a lot closer to reality, I think.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The sexshop reviews are the funniest shit.

“They didn’t validate my lifestyle.”

“They didn’t look me in the eye when cashing out and they called me a faggot under their breath.”

“They judged me for being a drug addicted twink fuck toy with three sugar daddies who blew out my holes in the watch booths.”

Rekieta complains about Scandinavian prudes, but this nigga is living like a proper AIDS crisis faggot. Won’t change his behavior to try to avoid trouble just whines about everyone is judging him while he gets high and railed in a bathhouse renovated Jurassic Park Jeep game with gay porn rather than shooting a T. Rex.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

The sexshop reviews are the funniest shit.

“They didn’t validate my lifestyle.”

“They don’t look me in the eye and call me a faggot under their breath.”

“They judged me for being a drug addicted twink fuck toy with three sugar daddies who blew out my holes in the watch booths.”

Rekieta complains about Scandinavian prudes, but this nigga is living like a proper AIDS crisis faggot. Won’t change his behavior to try to avoid trouble just whines about everyone is judging him while he gets high and railed in a bathhouse renovated Jurassic Park Jeep game with gay porn rather than shooting a T. Rex.

I'm gagging because after reading about this sex store and the used dildos I could only think "imagine the smell".

 

[Telvanni]

I'm surprised Nick hasn't fully come out of the closet by now. The way he acts, the way he talks, screams flaming homo.

I said 2 years ago as a joke that he fucked Drex.
Especially considering Drex implied he's down for bussy, I more than half believe two ex-cheerleaders fucked eachother

Remember when he told Josh "Oh I've seen hairy ass black men!"

Don't get it twisted; the BVLLS in Jamaica weren't for his wife, they were for him

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I'm gagging because after reading about this sex store and the used dildos I could only think "imagine the smell".

The used Dildo one is a troll account. It used one of the freaks from ONA as a profile picture. I’m not checking the website, but unless their website says that I’m thinking that’s bad info from a troll.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Next Kino Casino and MATI are gonna be lit

Don't get it twisted; the BVLLS in Jamaica weren't for his wife, they were for him

Get it twisted. If you have a big black bull fuck you and your wife, YOU. WILL. WIN.

 

[AltisticRight]

I miss the fragrant smell of a French Omelette made with the best smoked butter and filmed with the most stable tripod.

If anyone still thinks Balldo was somehow reformed after getting rediculed for Hedonism II, here is your answer. He simply kept his mouth shut on his shows, as few of them there were.

This is what we know. He took his wife to Hedonism II twice, he took a couple to a sex toy shop known for allowing every gross kink subreddit on the planet, sometimes multiple ones occurring concurrently. On top of that, he revisited Gay 90s. He's currently stuck in Minneapolis AGAIN. What is he doing there?

What don't we know?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

He's currently stuck in Minneapolis AGAIN. What is he doing there?

What don't we know?

Jesus christ, has Nick already met the next Dahmer? or is it actually Nick and we just don't know yet

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Foam parties are mentioned, here's a video of a foam party at the venue:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mtl0jC39ONs

This looks like something I'd have enjoyed when I was 6, as an adult, watching this makes me cringe. A pleasure dungeon full of hairy men buttfucking each other would feel less cringy. I do not understand why those 40 year old white women are so damn excited and dancing like that. Unironically, is this a woman thing? In any case, no self respecting heterosexual male would be caught dead participating in this. The idea that Nick and Aaron are buttfucking each other is less gay than a foam party.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Unironically, is this a woman thing?

Yes, fag hags partying at the gay bar is nothing new. Also, foam parties gross me out because you know there's still hairy man ass getting pounded in all that foam

 

[DumbDude43]

This looks like something I'd have enjoyed when I was 6, as an adult, watching this makes me cringe. A pleasure dungeon full of hairy men buttfucking each other would feel less cringy. I do not understand why those 40 year old white women are so damn excited and dancing like that. Unironically, is this a woman thing? In any case, no self respecting heterosexual male would be caught dead participating in this. The idea that Nick and Aaron are buttfucking each other is less gay than a foam party.

when the rekeitas and the imholtes go for a night out, they park their two wives at the gay 90s where they can play in the foam like little children while zonked out on xanax, meanwhile the two men go to pure pleasure (20% discount on anal products!) to enjoy the the "dungeon full of hairy men buttfucking each other" part.
it all comes together perfectly.

 

[Swole McPole]

What?! No.

Damn, that wall is a terrible thing. She looked great during the Depp trial. I guess when you're fast approaching your forties, it can all go downhill really rapidly.

On reflection though, she's one of those women whose faces look better in motion than it does static. She's intelligent, and her intelligence shines through when she speaks. I guess that's the thing I'd consider her most attractive characteristic, but yeah, smoking hot might have been somewhat... excessive?

That said, she's still the most likeable and most attractive of the women law tubers.

I am beginning to think some of my fellow dudes in this thread have very low standards as to what constitutes hot.

I'm approaching 70, my nigger. If it can still walk under it's own steam it looks hot to me. Even so, I wouldn't touch Kayla or April with a 10 foot bargepole.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

The used Dildo one is a troll account. It used one of the freaks from ONA as a profile picture. I’m not checking the website, but unless their website says that I’m thinking that’s bad info from a troll.

I think my aversion to the imagined smell still has legitimacy in spite of this