📚 Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[monstrous bubo]

Can someone explain to me why these married Troons always end up skinwalking their wives?

It’s not that mysterious. AGPs are aroused by the thought of themselves as a woman. And what type of woman do they find sexually attractive? The type they married. So they aim to look like their wives, only without the wear and tear of picking up after a husband or raising kids. Younger ones will openly brag they look like the girls they lusted after in high school (spoiler: they don’t).

Super Hon, for example, straight out said his goal was to look like Mrs Super Hon, although he knew that was impossible as he is a foot taller and built like a brick shithouse. He also likes Tori Amos, hence the ginger wigs, but his wife is still his ideal. What she thinks about fucking a poor knock-off of herself has not been revealed.

 

[Chandelier]

Astroturfed, unfunny shitlib account manages to get a funny response (believe me, this bitch was unbelievably unfunny). Archive.


Honourable mentions:

Furries when understanding colour theory and line art:

Yes, he's charging money for that.

Wasn't qualified for a basic job, lmao:

Paradise, peeps.

 

[Positron]

Webpage for more hot car babes!

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Wyświetl załącznik 5919505

Wyświetl załącznik 5919512

Wyświetl załącznik 5919506

Wyświetl załącznik 5919510

Wyświetl załącznik 5919513
Webpage for more hot car babes!

A software engineer you say... How unexpected!

 

[monstrous bubo]

Wyświetl załącznik 5919505

Wyświetl załącznik 5919512

Wyświetl załącznik 5919506

Wyświetl załącznik 5919510

Wyświetl załącznik 5919513
Webpage for more hot car babes!

It’s impressive that even the most sympathetic photographer, an actual twanswoman, cannot photograph or photoshop the subjects in a way that makes them look vaguely feminine. This is as good as it gets.

The blurb is a trip

Available now for preorder, We Deserve This by the automotive journalist and photographer Victoria Scott explores the intersection of femininity, fashion, automotive culture and trans joy. As a car enthusiast and a trans woman, Scott recognizes the power of personal style in one’s car — and one’s wardrobe. She searched for works that focused on this convergence of fashion and trans life, but after coming up empty-handed, she simply decided to create one herself.

Through 21 shoots in four states over the course of two years, Scott documents a broad swath of transfeminine life in 2020s America, featuring a wide variety of femmes, cars, locates and styles. Part style inspiration, part love letter to car culture, part roadmap to creating a joyfully unique self-image, We Deserve This is a rare work that auto enthusiasts, fashionistas and trans women can all enjoy together.

Only trans women will love this. The average car enthusiast or fashionista, not so much. There’s good car porn available without gawky men cluttering the shot, and the clothes deserve a fashionista auto da fé.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Meet "QueerlyBee"
A fat, safe-space enjoying, marginalized people appreciating, self diagnosed AUTISTIC chronically ill asexual they/them transgender eat the rich commie.

​

So, I stumbled across this video questioning why the farm sim game, Stardew Valley, had not yet added neo-pronouns to the game.

Yep. This is the self diagnosed autistic they-xe transgender "lad" who will now explain to you why she-they hates rich people, despite the fact Stardew Valley is an extremely popular indie game made by like, one dude. Cuz capitalism is bad, (if you ignore that her Throne wishlist is full of items from Urban Outfitters and fucking Nintendo.)
Her Twitch page should give you an indication of the modicum of intelligence we are dealing with. Y'know, if the lazy eye didn't.

She uses "they-xe" pronouns. Yep, those are real.


Now, all seems pretty fucking autistic with this fat, they-them-xe-her tranny right? Well, surprisingly no medical professional has diagnosed this gelatinous orb with anything. She simply decided to diagnose her own autism, because thats how autism works nigga. This is from her pinned video on her TikTok dated 29/12/2022

Subsequently, in this video dated 21/2/2024, she still continues to say she has self-diagnosed autism, as well as undiagnosed chronic pain & PCOS. she also claims to be disappointed the doctor she wanted to see left, and that she will be sad to struggle to find a TRANS doctor, because there's nothing like stopping bigotry by discriminating against professionals based on their gender identity. Lmfao.

Pretty much, her whole identity boils down to being into the aesthetics of trends, she doesn't believe in her gay political activism, she doesn't really believe in her pronouns, she doesn't believe her own sexuality im sure because it's all some facade so she can try to have some kind of identity because she can't develop one naturally. But hey she's just a "lil lad" after all. a they-them-xe-she-her-lad.

 

[Mad_Dog]

So, I stumbled across this video questioning why the farm sim game, Stardew Valley, had not yet added neo-pronouns to the game.

Don Vito's long lost daughter

 

[AMHOLIO]

Wyświetl załącznik 5919505

Wyświetl załącznik 5919512

Wyświetl załącznik 5919506

Wyświetl załącznik 5919510

Wyświetl załącznik 5919513
Webpage for more hot car babes!

This is the most autistic shit I've seen all week aside from the Incels Were Right thread. It's just a nice picture of a car with a trans woman standing next to it, which is incredibly fucking boring pose and composition wise. It is also screamingly upperclass with "We Deserve This" and by "this" they mean looking decent next to their cool car they own.

Wyświetl załącznik 5919533
A software engineer you say... How unexpected!

That is a frill monster and an absolutely awful pink on him. The blue looks good, but the pink is the worst for his skin tone. A darker dusty rose would be fine, or closer to a muted red. Something that doesn't make him look so pale and doesn't stand out like frosting on that shade of blue. And the crown doesn't even complement it!

The fact this is his serious profile picture is so fucking depressing. He's got Kevin Gibes brick jaw and a long giraffe neck that would look fine on a male. Sad, many such cases.

Her Twitch page should give you an indication of the modicum of intelligence we are dealing with. Y'know, if the lazy eye didn't.

Well, strabismus is more common in autistic people, so I'll give her that.

 

[Panzerfrau]

Paradise, peeps.

You know what? I agree with this image, if troons would get as much of love and support as they deserve, the society would be in a much better place.

 

[FiveStarAce]

This is the most autistic shit I've seen all week aside from the Incels Were Right thread. It's just a nice picture of a car with a trans woman standing next to it, which is incredibly fucking boring pose and composition wise. It is also screamingly upperclass with "We Deserve This" and by "this" they mean looking decent next to their cool car they own.


That is a frill monster and an absolutely awful pink on him. The blue looks good, but the pink is the worst for his skin tone. A darker dusty rose would be fine, or closer to a muted red. Something that doesn't make him look so pale and doesn't stand out like frosting on that shade of blue. And the crown doesn't even complement it!

The fact this is his serious profile picture is so fucking depressing. He's got Kevin Gibes brick jaw and a long giraffe neck that would look fine on a male. Sad, many such cases.


Well, strabismus is more common in autistic people, so I'll give her that.

It's middle aged men posing with cars.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It's middle aged men posing with cars.

I should clarify that this in itself isn't autistic, the idea that anyone wants a BOOK about middle age men cross dressing in front of cars taken by a man with his profile picture being him in a princess dress is the more autistic part. It's really more narcissism, but it's the sheer tone deafness and obsession with a niche subject that make it feel more autismo.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Erm...TERFs and chuddies...Did you know that suddenly all American and UK female
celebrities represent women all around the globe and because most of them
support trannies it means ALL women actually support trannies?

Checkmate, chuddies and TERFs
Wyświetl załącznik 5918081
Post | Archive

But seriously, the way the post was worded is how a rapist would word and
justify themselves.

"No you see when women say NO, they actually mean YES"

The most infuriating thing about this is the colour designations. Ah yes, the familiar colour of pistachio; I'd recognise it anywhere. Just say yellow, you fucking retard. Also great choice making the other two variations of pink.

Can we also take a moment to talk about how this ableist chart is not remotely accessible for colourblind folx? Heckin yikes, chief. Couldn't be me etc.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

The most infuriating thing about this is the colour designations. Ah yes, the familiar colour of pistachio; I'd recognise it anywhere. Just say yellow, you fucking retard. Also great choice making the other two variations of pink.

Can we also take a moment to talk about how this ableist chart is not remotely accessible for colourblind folx? Heckin yikes, chief. Couldn't be me etc.

Plus it's overwhelmingly women working in the media, which is famous for being representative when it comes to politics.

EDIT: There's some interesting names in there because of the bad formatting. Ah yes, my favourite celebrities, Sofia Coooola and Oorah Winfrev.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

https://twitter.com/WomenReadWomen/status/1781272350492942744
https://nitter.poast.org/WomenReadWomen/status/1781272350492942744#m
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gXQ3p

Genevieve Gluck @WomenReadWomen
Graphic photo of a man who identifies as "female", one of many he has shared on Facebook - a platform that has repeatedly suspended women (myself included) for criticizing gender identity ideology. 'Franca', from Adelaide, says he studied Psychology at the University of Perth.

A TiM posts a picture of himself with a gigantic fake black penis attached to his neck.

Spoiler

 

[AMHOLIO]

A TiM posts a picture of himself with a gigantic fake black penis attached to his neck

It's a great day to not click on a spoiler.

 

[Procrastinhater]

https://twitter.com/WomenReadWomen/status/1781272350492942744
https://nitter.poast.org/WomenReadWomen/status/1781272350492942744#m
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gXQ3p

A TiM posts a picture of himself with a gigantic fake black penis attached to his neck.

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 5920094

How dare you suggest its a fetish.

 

[Positron]

Ah yes, the familiar colour of pistachio

Still you can work your way knowing that that J. K. Rowling and Martina Navratilova are "hostile".

 

[Oliver Onions]

Still you can work your way knowing that that J. K. Rowling and Martina Navratilova are "hostile".

That is actually exactly what I did. Found Joanne and reverse-engineered it.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Erm...TERFs and chuddies...Did you know that suddenly all American and UK female
celebrities represent women all around the globe and because most of them
support trannies it means ALL women actually support trannies?

Checkmate, chuddies and TERFs
Wyświetl załącznik 5918081
Post | Archive

But seriously, the way the post was worded is how a rapist would word and
justify themselves.

"No you see when women say NO, they actually mean YES"

Ha! You see, TERFs!! You're in the minority! This list of women in showbusiness, who would presumably like to continue working in showbusiness, totally agree with trans rights, which is an opinion they would also 100% hold if we weren't implicitly threatening to boycott them, cancel them and/or ruin their careers otherwise!

Do you think Tom Jones supports trans rights, too? I mean, of course he does! Look at him smile!



Also, take me off your fucking list.

I think you're all freaks!

Margot Robbie has been dropping hints about her TERF tendencies by declaring her love of JK Rowling, and refusing to apologise when pressed, but I guess that's been memory holed.

Based Barbie.

Astroturfed, unfunny shitlib account manages to get a funny response (believe me, this bitch was unbelievably unfunny). Archive.
Wyświetl załącznik 5919480
Wyświetl załącznik 5919481

I'm old enough to remember when this whole 'No, no, call them FARTs, not TERFs! Tee hee!' started, way back on Tumblr, and it never took off, despite some fucktard - who was invariably a woman, because it's silly female humour, and troons, being men, take all of this shit DEADLY SERIOUSLY (and just call them 'cunts', if they want to call them anything besides 'TERFs') - literally always being there in the comments going, "Hee hee hee, shut up, FART! TERFs are FARTs now!"

It's weird that it's still going on now. Big 'trying to make 'fetch' happen', energy.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

A software engineer you say... How unexpected!

They always dress in these maid/anime outfits, no woman I know would wear this for a professional photo. Also out of all photos only the cover looks good. Is the entire book one pose with arm on the waist and one pose touching the car? Thats hilariously boring.

A TiM posts a picture of himself with a gigantic fake black penis attached to his neck.

That ciggie and nicotine poisoning face take the cake. It looks like a Fallout ghoul. Please assume the position.