Laplace's Victim wants you to admit it: the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[Divine right to rule]

Why can't I pick both options on the poll?

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

Idk man, I think Elliot Rodgers got you beat. Hes got nicer facial structure and might be less of a sociopath, but at least you've got those DSL's. Sucky sucky

 

[MadStan]

"the lighting is bad so I don't look the best".

LOL. You sure you're straight, bro?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I want to tie OP to a pole and shave that awful broccoli forest off his head. Then draw dicks on his face.

 

[Wodanaz]

@The President of Nintendo can you and your co author Chet G. Petey write a story about null being a secret trans man who gets mogged by former incel looksmaxxers? incorporate infamous forum members like lidl drip and hollywood hulk hogan, I think it would be a fine fanfiction.

 

[David Brown]

Troll posts low effort ai generated bait, gets 26 pages of responses. More at 11

 

[Lidl Drip]

I didn't know women were so gay.
It's over we need to queermax.

Men don't want to hear it but most young women prefer the pretty well groomed twink aesthetic to the roid moids and the old men with hairy beer bellies and receding hair lines that's why k-pop is so popular even with whuite women. I remember when "metrosexual" was a thing and all teenage girls were going crazy for the cute emo/scene boys while normie men seethed that they were super duper gay. I guess every generation has that.

 

[Super Guido]

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Idk man, I think Elliot Rodgers got you beat. Hes got nicer facial structure and might be less of a sociopath, but at least you've got those DSL's. Sucky sucky

Elliot Rodger looks nicer, imo. OP has a bit of an uncanny valley look going on.

Some women went nuts over Benedict Cumberbatch though, and he looks weird to me, too. So whatever.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Hold one, anyone notice something weird about this pic?

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Men don't want to hear it but most young women prefer the pretty well groomed twink aesthetic to the roid moids and the old men with hairy beer bellies and receding hair lines

I've seen the women that would post on kiwifarms, they don't want to hear this either.

 

[Android raptor]

only thing he's shooting is blanks on some other twink's back.

Also dude looked legitimately better in his pre lookmaxxing pic. No duck lips, actual tan/color and looked less sickly looking overall. I bet hes like other tiny man who thinks that losing bodyfat made them look more muscular because now his tiny abs look more defined instead of actually working out and getting fit.

The only reason he wasn't getting any at 16 is that he was retarded. When he hit 18 he finally could start looking for other desperate fucks on dating apps. He jsut discovered there tons of people who are into meaningless sex.

16 year olds shouldn't be having sex anyway.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Glad you washed your willy, son.

 

[AspieNextDoor]

This thread is really full of post-wall used up old empty milk carton moids with a million coom stares who are jealous of OP's youthful good looks meanwhile they look like this:

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Tragic to see all this jealousy from men who have been ridden hard and put away wet and now seethe when they see a man who still has all of his hair and doesn't have a old baseball glove face yet and call him a "twink" thinking that's an own.

This but unironically.

 

[Gorillion others]

I am in awe.

No, really.

This is my "I am in awe" face right here.

 

[The Invisible Man]

What the fuck is this? Why do these threads always get so much attention? This guy is a faggot, what else is there to say?

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

NGL dude looks the same from the before and after, I guess the only real notable thing is that he looks a bit older????? If he wants peak male looks he needs to learn from the best, like certain French physics phd twins who are without a doubt peak masculinity.

 

[McSneaks]

"To get pussy you must first become a pussy"
-Aristotle

 

[Super Guido]

NGL dude looks the same from the before and after, I guess the only real notable thing is that he looks a bit older????? If he wants peak male looks he needs to learn from the best, like certain French physics phd twins who are without a doubt peak masculinity.
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Did the second guy get stung on the lower lip by a bee?

 

[umami's milk]

hard disagree and skeletal twinks that look like they're two minutes away from croaking due to tuberculosis or AIDS are not my cup of tea at all.

still rooting for OP though!

 

[Greggs]

This is what I look like currently

You look Fantastic, would smash, ngl
y the rant tho