💥 Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

[TractorGirl]

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That boomerang filter makes things even more uncomfortable that shouldn’t be…

 

[Ms. Marple]

If something happens to baby 3, I hope globyn gets canceled Gypsy rose Blanchard style. That’s probably the only way for this dumb bitch to stop doing this crap—if there’s no audience to give her ass pats and clout.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

That boomerang filter makes things even more uncomfortable that shouldn’t be…

If she only posts boomerangs of the new sprog right from day 1 like she's been doing since Buna declined, we'll know we were right about the stupidity of her birthing plans.

As others have said, godspeed little kiddo. We all rooting for you <3

 

[Evan]

That bathroom is so weird. It's just birth fetish art. It's as unsettling to me as a room covered in furry porn knowing how much Robyn gets off to this shit. I'm just glad she didn't have an eclipse baby, the insufferability would have been off the charts. I hope she gives birth on 4/20. I doubt it because she's always birthed early, but I enjoy the thought of Gymbrah being stuck at Robyn's side the entire day unable to celebrate. Then again, I feel like Robyn uses weed through her pregnancies. Could be why she refused to go to the hospital with Luna, knowing she had copious amounts of THC in her system.

 

[unwieldy_object]

Need to remind a few of you that Gymbrah was the one who told her to stick to her plan when she thought about going to a hospital. He is also Antivax and some other cuckoo health shit that makes him seem less than trustworthy of western medicine. He has no problem with Robyn doing this again.

Do you really think a man like him had any idea of what is safe or not during labour?
She said herself that she had told him to not listen to her if she wanted to go to hospital during birth, can you see someone like him going against her pre-stated wish?

 

[Randomrando]

Is anyone else getting weird fetish vibes? If you took all the videos of her eye fucking herself and rubbing her belly and told me it was a "barefoot and pregnant" breeder fetish account I'd believe you.

Robyn really missed out, fuck Healey or whatever mlm she's working on now. All she had to do was make an onlyfans when she first got knocked up and then just reposted all her belly rubs. Throw in a few belly with tits, belly with bush (no wax needed gurl, it's natures censor bar) and she'd make bank off other people  also getting off on her orgasmic birth. Its a win win Robyn, more monies for the fast food you're totally not eating.

Let us take a moment though and appreciate the slight reprieve on "kid smashed into my tit eye fucking selfies" we had. They will be back with a vengeance shortly.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

I saw all the new pages and thought the babby was on its way out. To echo everyone else: we're all rooting for you, little one.

 

[Android raptor]

If this thread is featured once the kid is out, I expect a flood of /pol/rapefugees coming and trying to defend unassisted homebirth as based and trad (and obviously not reading the OP)

 

[TractorGirl]

If this thread is featured once the kid is out, I expect a flood of /pol/rapefugees coming and trying to defend unassisted homebirth as based and trad (and obviously not reading the OP)

They can fuck right off, and when they’ve finished fucking off, they can fuck off some more.

 

[multiverse]

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If she's having real contractions, STHAP DRINKING you fool. Ice chips only, because pain barfing into your birth tub / on your birf sling / on your newborn is strongly discouraged.

 

[Berserker Armor]

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Had a feeling when i opened this thread today it would be baby watch time. here we go. Praying, hoping, trusting and believing that this little booger is able to escape Robyn’s killing snatch in unharmed like atlas. I still hope how big she looks is just because of fluid. Not a surprise twin. If so only one is going to make it unscathed.
Time to check here like mad because I refuse to make a burner ig just for the glob combo.

If she's having real contractions, STHAP DRINKING you fool. Ice chips only, because pain barfing into your birth tub / on your birf sling / on your newborn is strongly discouraged.

Since you posted what I was going to say. I was going to add this: what do they do if she like accidentally poops? Just fish it out of the tub or?

 

[Naenia Ness]

Since you posted what I was going to say. I was going to add this: what do they do if she like accidentally poops? Just fish it out of the tub or?

Would she even mention it if she'd shat herself during birth? Seems like something that would get in the way of the whole experience for her.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Here's the pre-Luna era list o' "we're so quirky 'n' different" names. Courtesy of @Spangled Drongo in 2023.

So, she's thinking this will be a "magical" and orgasmic experience. I guess anything less is a failure, and a reason for baby #4.

She should be shot for promoting this to other women.

 

[Andoxico]

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So, she's thinking this will be a "magical" and orgasmic experience. I guess anything less is a failure, and a reason for baby #4.

She should be shot for promoting this to other women.

These woo woo retards don't realize Watson is a surname

Edit: looking through the list there's actually several surnames they were considering. I wonder if they were all Glenn's ideas. Robyn's woo names are cringe but at least she knows the difference between fore and surnames.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Atlas (atty for short)

Please never fucking call Atlas 'atty' Globyn. I'd ask wtf is wrong with you for thinking 'atty' is an okay shortening of Atlas but the whole thread kinda sums it up pretty nicely.

These woo woo retards don't realize Watson is a surname

Out of all the name choices here I'd happily choose Watson over Prudence any day. Last names becoming first names over time isn't all that unusual tbh.

Still dumb as fuck though.

 

[TractorGirl]

Some of those are names I’ve given my pets

 

[GenociderSyo]

More posts and more confirmation she plans to do this unassisted. She wishes to catch her own baby which means being the one to physically deliver it.

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[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

If she livestreams the squatfest can @GenociderSyo host a watch party here plz.
Don’t listen to the troles Robyn your haunted womb journey is almost over and nothing can go wrong you are smarter and wiser and wealthier than all the professionals certainly that babby won’t be a ten pounder by the looks of things OUCH also get that Vagine waxed and set up the livestream lets go.

 

[Naenia Ness]

More posts and more confirmation she plans to do this unassisted. She wishes to catch her own baby which means being the one to physically deliver it.
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Jfc this kid has no chance, fucking hell Globyn you make it too easy to want to a-log.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

She's going to drop that baby face-first onto a tile floor, isn't she?