Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[obsdj]

my father has used the joke, though in different context, so it’s more common than you think.

Your father, by virtue of being your father and therefore old, is more likely to get that reference than probably most of the young whippersnappers here..

 

[Cynically Insane]

Does Greer own a computer? It seems like he constantly makes typos that only a phonefag would make and be too lazy to fix. I know that most of his filings are sent from his tardPhone, but is it truly all of them?

I have suspected based on typos and formatting that Russ was creating his documents on a phone for some time. When I saw the Appendices attached to his second to last filing as he attempts to show proof of work, (I had to stop and laugh as I typed that), they are obviously phone screen grabs. Perhaps he uses a library or cafe with computers sometimes but I don't think he owns a proper working PC.



And don't even get me started on what a retarded argument, "But I was working on them, I promise. See These phone screen grabs I just magically decided to snap just before the due date of my responses," is.
He is fast becoming my absolute favorite cow.

 

[CansOfCant]

I remember the PC caught in that photo being thought of as a work machine, and that he's somehow smart enough not to use it for his filing of plights. This makes sense to me.

 

[Mind Goblins]

The fact that every single screen capture Russ attaches to his filings as really cool ass-kicking evidence is from a phone makes me think that if he does own a computer it barely gets any use.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So @Useful_Mistake, could we see a situation where Greer appeals the transfer to the 10th Circuit and, in turn, pausing the Florida litigation until they make a ruling?

Greer would have to make a motion in Florida to stay pending the results of a 10th Circuit appeal.

Now, is there a funny here? There is. Greer is forbidden by the 10th Circuit to appeal this order, but he is also forbidden to appeal it in the 11th Circuit. His only recource is to use obscure Florida Supreme Court case law to beg the Florida District Court to reverse Utah's decision citing "extraordinary circumstances"

Sources:

• "Also well-established is that an order transferring venue of an action, even if the transfer is to a district in another circuit, is an interlocutory order and unappealable, except by certification under 28 U.S.C. § 1292(b)." - In re Dalton, 733 F.2d 710 (10th Cir. 1984) (the exception is not applicable here for several reasons)
• "We also lack jurisdiction to the extent Harris seeks appellate review of the district court's text order denying her motion to transfer venue. That order is not final because it did not end the litigation on the merits, and it is not immediately appealable under the collateral order doctrine because it is not effectively unreviewable on appeal from a final judgment" - Harris v. Sec'y, U.S. Dep't of Veterans Affairs, No. 23-11628 (11th Cir. Jun. 9, 2023)
• "Accordingly, we conclude that absent extraordinary circumstances, a trial judge's order granting a change of venue may not be reviewed by a successor trial judge in the new venue. Once such an order has been issued, it must be honored in the new venue unless and until a proper appellate court rules otherwise." - State v. Gary, 609 So. 2d 1291 (Fla. 1992)

Lmao, sucks to suck

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

greer seems so invested in this case, i think if he loses he might actually kill himself over it

Inshallah.

He actually said multiple times in the past that he moved to Vegas because he was positive he would win AGT and wanted to be closer to where he would inevitably be doing concerts.

How did he plan to win? By doing the best impression possible of a horrible, wretched abomination whose very existence is an afront to both man and God?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

How did he plan to win? By doing the best impression possible of a horrible, wretched abomination whose very existence is an afront to God

Seducing a judge. No, I am not joking. When they didn't let him he sued the production company

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Seducing a judge. No, I am not joking. When they didn't let him he sued the production company

Amazing. He doesn't seem to understand that his time is better spent whore chasing or working a gig to make more money for said whore chasing.

 

[DumbDude43]

How did he plan to win? By doing the best impression possible of a horrible, wretched abomination whose very existence is an afront to both man and God?

his master plan was playing a song he wrote about heidi klum live in front of heidi klum (she was one of the judges on the show) and that would get him the win

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

his master plan was playing a song he wrote about heidi klum live in front of heidi klum (she was one of the judges on the show) and that would get him the win

FFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
That is some hardcore fantasy Russ had. I'm awestruck by the fact I could pity him. For half a second.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No fucking wonder he's disappeared now. His ego will shatter once the court smacks him down for being a legal moron. If Null tags Russ for fees and costs he might drown in his own tears, fucking slack-jawed faggot.

 

[The Great Citracett]

And he originally shelved the plan to woo Heidi Klum when she left the show, then he tried to seduce her replacement, Julianne Hough, despite her being married and also a lesbian.

Soon, Heidi was back and he relaunched his plan to bang her. Moving to Vegas was part of that, so he could be close to the Luxor for his performance residency he'd win along with the million dollar grand prize.

His plan must have been to win the entire show by seducing Heidi in the first round, because he had absolutely zero follow-up material in the event he advanced to round 2.

 

[StinkySnack]

his master plan was playing a song he wrote about heidi klum live in front of heidi klum (she was one of the judges on the show) and that would get him the win

Not only that, but he copied the whole idea (wooing a judge, red sequined suit, keytar) from somebody else’s performance on Britain’s Got Talent that was done a few years earlier. That guy got passed through to the next round, so Russell automatically thought if he did the exact same thing then he was DEFINITELY going to win. If not, then it’s definitely because he’s disabled.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

"i'm not just arguing the same thing in a different way, and i'm not asking for the same outcome by doing so."
Wyświetl załącznik 5851726

this filing:
Wyświetl załącznik 5851727

the previous filing:
Wyświetl załącznik 5851730

I noticed that as well in my reading. @Useful_Mistake how many times can Russ file essentially the same motion before he gets in trouble?

Furthermore, let’s say this case gets dismissed in the 11th circuit and the DJF or some other copyright troll involves themselves in another appeal. Can you think of an instance where a court gives “partial credit” for an incomplete filing? Based on his “research,” I can kinda get the gist of what his responses to Null’s motions might’ve been.

I’m just trying to assess how far his Pro Se pass would go, since the 10th circuit bent over backwards to charitably interpret his filings.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

In this case it's Wossamotta U.

I was gonna post that, but I assumed nobody here would get it, so I chickened out. Well done, brave soul.

my father has used the joke, though in different context, so it’s more common than you think.

I'm punishing all of you bc you put this in my head:

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I noticed that as well in my reading. @Useful_Mistake how many times can Russ file essentially the same motion before he gets in trouble?

Uh, however many times it will take to annoy the judge? Probably significantly less if the Judge doesn't have to do it Sua Sponte.

Sorry, I don't have a clearer answer.

DJF or some other copyright troll involves themselves in another appeal.

Like SCOTUS, or some unrelated case?

Can you think of an instance where a court gives “partial credit” for an incomplete filing? Based on his “research,” I can kinda get the gist of what his responses to Null’s motions might’ve been.

I really don't understand your question.

 

[AnOminous]

Some choice tidbits:

But your honor, I already won!

Ratface misspelled the judge's name. Her name is TENA Campbell, not Tina.

 

[Jew-ish]

I hope the person stream about ol Russ, after all this shit is over and done, is 7 hours long.

 

[AnOminous]

putting the access code and security code for their conference in a public document seems like a really bad idea
boomers gonna boomer i guess

I'm pretty sure status conferences held before a judge in the Northern District of Florida, as opposed to in some conference room or on a conference call between the attorneys, are open to the public. I'll find out.

Needless to say, don't call in with retarded names or try to say shit.

 

[Andoxico]

I'm pretty sure status conferences held before a judge in the Northern District of Florida, as opposed to in some conference room or on a conference call between the attorneys, are open to the public. I'll find out.

Needless to say, don't call in with retarded names or try to say shit.

if it's open to the public I am tempted to go to the court in person

edit: Would emailing these questions to the courtroom deputy listed in document 103 be uncouth?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Ratface misspelled the judge's name. Her name is TENA Campbell, not Tina.

More like 6.5A.