Jack always has easy good deeds lay out in front of him and he still actively goes out of his way to avoid doing a good act.
Church mission trip to Mexico to build a church? Just stands around filming the entire time, getting in the way of the people actually working, and insulting the locals and their cuisine.
Make a chili for a church potluck? Complain that he got cheated out of winning a for fun chili competition (and tried to poison the entire church with spoiled meat)
Volunteer for an adopt-a-parolee program? Film her for content and a tax write-off, and loudly complain that she wanted to go to a restaurant downtown because that meant he had to pay for parking and deal with crowds.
He actively goes out of his way to be an asshole even when he could have just chosen to keep his mouth shut.
He constantly bitches about other people using the handicap parking spaces on FB... as if he's the only fucking cripple in the area.
He bitched about a blind person at a fucking amusement park... when his own fat ass can't even get on the rides.
He complains about other people using the handicap stalls in public restrooms... when he could just wait until they're done like any other normal human being would.
It's more effort for him to complain in videos on youtube and posts on FB, than not, and it's shit no one else would be complaining about anyway. And that's before getting into some of the even simpler shit normal people just do but he can't without getting something out of it for himself.
Talked about getting candy bars for trick or treaters, then says he has so many to hand out but leaves the box in picture showing his diabetic ass still kept almost 1/4 of it.
Made cookies for retards at church, only so he could eat cookies.
Supposedly donates dozens of pounds of PULPORK to catered megachurch events, so he can keep most(probably all) of it for himself at home.
Is too lazy to scoot around the block with his dogs on leashes, because it would cut into his time watching kids cartoons in the middle of the day.
Made his son and daughter in law a pile of garbage cake for their trashy wedding, just so he could get content out of it.
Only met up with his friend he hadn't seen in a decade from southern california, purely for content. Similar how he turned meeting his estranged half sister who happened to live in NY while he was there... into content.
Went on national TV to show off his cooking skills at a BBQ, made an elderly man do all of the work and then had the audacity to cry later.
This man has never done one selfless, or even just honest thing in his fucking life.
