💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

At this point I'm convinced he has a bot running 24/7.

He's not smart enough to use one, and definitely not smart enough to have it make unique typos every once in a while.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

One of these days I have to make a Top 10 Civilians from the Patverse compilation.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

He's not smart enough to use one, and definitely not smart enough to have it make unique typos every once in a while.

I also realized that "Fatrick" and "running" do not belong in the same sentence.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I dont get what causes these xeet rages of his, like what going on in his personal life at that moment to cause him to child a hundred stalkers?

 

[Creative Username]

I dont get what causes these xeet rages of his, like what going on in hia personal life at that moment to cause him to child a hundred stalkers?

He doesn't really have anything to do in his life except correcTTT aTalkers. And eat tons of niggeroni. And be a fat faggot with bitch tits, too.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Pat's a real life tough guy because big men don't cry, and he clearly doesn't cry because holy fuck if he had the capacity to view his life from the outside he'd be a blubbering (pun intended) mess on the floor realizing how fucked up he made his life.

I think the only evidence he might have ever cried was his sullen and red(der) face on that podcast the day after he was suspended from Twitter

 

[Incel Death Note]

Pat's a real life tough guy because big men don't cry, and he clearly doesn't cry because holy fuck if he had the capacity to view his life from the outside he'd be a blubbering (pun intended) mess on the floor realizing how fucked up he made his life.

I think the only evidence he might have ever cried was his sullen and red(der) face on that podcast the day after he was suspended from Twitter

There are only two things that have ever made Pat cry. His own brilliance, and Avengers Endgame.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Why would he sleep? It's not like he has a job to wake up for.

You don't understand stalker child, he's just working on his books while tweeting on the side.

 

[Associate Rick]

There are only two things that have ever made Pat cry. His own brilliance, and Avengers Endgame.
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You forgot when Leonard Nimoy died.

A forty year old man posted this on social media because an actor died.

 

[Gentlebastard]

EDIT: JESUS CHRIST YOU FAT FUCK DO YOU NOT SLEEP?!

No, stalker. Sleeping is for well adjusted people who are not compelled to maintain the correcTness of the record at any and all times and costs. Do you really expect me, a tooth-spoonfeeding, thin-but-tough guy, to let the general public think that the felonious impersonators of my toilet, correctly installed fence, and salted yard can freely slander my good name? This is why your life is already over. Enjoy REM sleep, child.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

fattick honestly believes at the core of his being that if doesn’t child the stalkers into prison every possible moment, it will be on his head if trump wins

A thing he would be well off being reminded at every time. He did not work hard enough against him before, and heaven help us if he fails again

 

[Incel Death Note]

You forgot when Leonard Nimoy died.
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Lmao he's so fucking gay

 

[Judge Holden]

You forgot when Leonard Nimoy died.
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Pookie i'm at work, you cant just post shit like this or else im gonna suddenly burst into autistic muttley laughs out of nowhere and everyones gonna think im going postal

Seriously this is like Buck Breaking all over again. Just have to look at this nigga and I genuinely find it difficult not to laugh

 

[American Fatso]

You forgot when Leonard Nimoy died.
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Live long and Pay Quasi, faggot - Leonard Neemoy (1931 - 2015)

 

[Judge Holden]

"What's that Mr Ro'dan? You want me to shove this up my ass to get you and my wife in the mood? Well if you insist...."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Not really relevant or important, but its fun to think of just what he might attempt should his masterplan to win in court against all his stalkerchilds and have them all publicly beheaded for their crimes against him not work out. I dont think any of us are ready for fat larping as a Super Haxxor

That may be why he allied himself with Snackie. She could be his "black hat hacker" (he means her skills and is totally not referring to that fungus she calls hair.)

 

[unfer]

You forgot when Leonard Nimoy died.
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Fun fact, Pat was actually indicating the number of black men that had farted in his wife's vagina that morning, as he'd started having trouble keeping count. By repurposing that photo, he was able to save valuable time and meet that day's pepperoni-grinding quotient.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I’m bored at work and my co-worker and I agreed to watch some episodes of The Office and Steve Carell just said “enjoy prison” and we both lost our shit. Could this be where our porcine friend got it from?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm pretty sure that the hog sister of Pats original lawyer (Brinton Resto). Her name is Betsy and she accused some nig of sexual assault or something. It's like a three year long court case, chronicled Here

I forget her name but she’s some friend of Pat and Niki’s who goes to the bar with Pat when Niki is busy burying her face in other women’s buttholes.

 

[Post Reply]

Speaking of which, its worth noting that in the Josiah calls I have been enjoying for the first time he smugly mentioned how he totally could just throw fiddy bucks at some "black hat hackers" to instantly dawx and take down ONA and possibly the farms as well but since he is a "law abiding citizen" he has to do things by the books

Not really relevant or important, but its fun to think of just what he might attempt should his masterplan to win in court against all his stalkerchilds and have them all publicly beheaded for their crimes against him not work out. I dont think any of us are ready for fat larping as a Super Haxxor

The thing that gets me from Josiah 1 is that Patrick admits to spending (by that time) almost $100,000 of Scalzi's SFWA funds, yet is absolutely flabbergasted that Quasi can afford his $17,000 is attorney's fees. He goes on about how Quasi must be independently wealthy or bankrolled by an evil 1A group. Has this retard ever saved a cent in his life? Did mommy and tommy never teach him the basic tenets of personal finance? Spend less than you earn, fatso. It isn't hard.