💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I'mThePatMan!]

Literally every fifteen seconds at this pace.....fuck im not sure I have the stamina for this

TRIPLE EDIT: Ok he is literally xeeting every six seconds now.....fuck my ass I have never seen tism this powerful

I don't care how many times this gets posted, it will never stop being amazing.

 

[Hambubger]

I know we have seen lots of pictures of this sweaty hog but is there one of Kyle.

 

[Post Reply]

I know we have seen lots of pictures of this sweaty hog but is there one of Kyle.

I've only seen the yearbook photo of Kyle. There are some pics of his cousin Jakob Raven out there, who is a Bizarro World badass clone of Patrick. His literal Ace Rimmer.

 

[Meat Target]

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That had to be the quickest "normie-to-patposter-to-PRISON" transformation I have ever seen.

EDIT: and now fatrick has become part of this Kpop sped and their friends' lore. I have no words, only joy.
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I swear to fucking god if this spreads further im going to whack myself off to the point of a hernia

DOUBLE NIGGER EDIT: OH MY GAWD HE REACTIVATED THE TORQUE WHEELER ACCOUNT TO NOCHILD PEOPLE WHO BLOCKED HIM

Cuz I'm Torque Wheeler
Yes I'm the Real Wheeler
All you other Torque Wheelers are child aTalkers
So won't the false Wheelers please
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
please
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
please
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

If Pat hadn't abandoned his daughter he would be able to recognize that the kpop stalker children are mostly or all minors just by the way they type. Literally fighting with little girls on two different accounts. Sick guy! Hope he gets the help he needs.

 

[ElevenYearBeggacy]

If Pat hadn't abandoned his daughter he would be able to recognize that the kpop stalker children are mostly or all minors just by the way they type. Literally fighting with little girls on two different accounts. Sick guy! Hope he gets the help he needs.

No stalker, child. It is you who needs help. Spending hours upon hours stalking responding to children on Xitter is perfectly normal behavior. Enjoy prison.

 

[AnOminous]

Cuz I'm Torque Wheeler
Yes I'm the Real Wheeler
All you other Torque Wheelers are child aTalkers
So won't the false Wheelers please
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
please
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
please
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

I still find it incredible he actually called himself that.

Literally fighting with little girls on two different accounts. Sick guy! Hope he gets the help he needs.

Not just that, losing to little girls. Getting his ass kicked by them. Getting literally bullied by little girls. (And probably a coupled depraved fujoshi too.)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Literally fighting with little girls on two different accounts.

Wrong again, child. They are sock puppets created by Russian hackers, run by Indians, and bankrolled by none other than Richard Prongay. Prison awaits him.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Wrong again, child. They are sock puppets created by Russian hackers, run by Indians, and bankrolled by none other than Richard Prongay. Prison awaits him.

Patrick "Short Eyes" Tomlinson

 

[*sigh*]

Do you think “Sweet Child o‘ Mine” is Tumslinson‘s favorite Guns N’ Roses song?

 

[RollingRock2]

Do you think “Sweet Child o‘ Mine” is Tumslinson‘s favorite Guns N’ Roses song?

Oooooh-oh-oh-oh
Stalker child of miiine

 

[Grift Garrison]

let's view a couple old memories, fellow kiwis. honestly my favorite part about his tweets are always who he replies to, like @FBI.

and remember, none of us are his blog or a toilet.



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You are not ghosts stalker, you are criminals is some prime random.txt

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You are not ghosts stalker

I hope not, he's dead in X16 unless he some how comes back in STALKER 2.

Since he users stalker as a noun he should learn to use comma's. He is after all a supposed author.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Again from second better forum c
Manu times. Publisher author
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"You don't get to know her favorite color"

I think that's up to her, not the father who abandoned her, no?

 

[Maude Snew]

Do you think “Sweet Child o‘ Mine” is Tumslinson‘s favorite Guns N’ Roses song?

He likes the knockoff, "sweet child I legally abandoned". It's way less catchy though.

 

[*sigh*]

I hope not, he's dead in X16 unless he some how comes back in STALKER 2.

Since he users stalker as a noun he should learn to use comma's. He is after all a supposed author.

You are not Strelok, stalker. Enjoy Pripyat.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

when STALKER 2 comes out i'm halfway hoping for some good patrickisms to combine with any in-game context.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Do you think “Sweet Child o‘ Mine” is Tumslinson‘s favorite Guns N’ Roses song?

No clue, but his favourite album is definitely The Spaghetti Incident.

Because he's fat.

 

[Judge Holden]

Cease thine STALKER: Shadow of CherNoChild yapping, fatrick is back on xitter and six minutes ago he revealed that a britbong clickbait outlet wrote a fawning textwall article about him

Link for reference https://archive.is/tKub4

Ta treść jest prywatna.

There is a fuckload of text in this shit so hunt down funni quotes for the rest of us to enjoyprison

 

[Something Awful]

This is my favorite part. "Legitimized by journalists" is such a mind-bendingly stupid phrase that I don't even have the words to make fun of it properly.

Well, that and putting clown emojis all over her... whatever that image is supposed to be. They cut deep.


edit: doh, wrong thread, oh well. I'm talking about Jackie obviously.