💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[TheButcherknight]

Some Balldo photos from his Instagram tags. I don't think these were ever shared. Since the site is being weird, I'll just share demonstrations of his humiliation fetish first.
There are photos which are quite large and takes a long time to upload. I'll post them when the site is more stable.

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Just embarrassing.
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Imagine being stepped on by a bunch of mid 5s that think they are 7s /8s.

 

[WelperHelper99]

say he fits the inquisition but only the protagonist of the very first book, Secret Inquisitor Jaq Draco.

You know, the guy who spends the entire book wanting to fuck a woman who turned into a genestealer?


This is what a genestealer looks like. It gets Jaq Draco harder than diamonds.

Nick would fuck a Geanstealer, as long as he got to use the balldo. Of this I have no doubt, despite the claws on that monster being sharp enough to pierce Terminator plate. You know, these:

THE 2+ save motherfuckers that'll rape your ass even if you're in a tank

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Chibitzen

Publicly confirms that he indeed has AIDS unknowingly.

Drunk call gets recorded/ public intoxication is recorded

Badmouths rumble Execs while drunk.

Tries to make-up with Null

Dick backstabs him

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Taking such a long break from the internet seems to be doing well for Nick, probably not financially but the amount of people commenting and orbiting his thread seems to be dropping hard. Ethans relapse and other lolcows means Nick might be good for the next couple months if he keeps his low profile going. The biggest obstacle would be his relapse when the rumble and monty stuff doesn't go his way.

This has become a cycle that happens every 6 months. It happened last January and June as well.

Nick can "pull up" for about 3 to 6 weeks before he starts getting bored. The January pull-up started with the Murdaugh trial where Nick's channel was actually growing and he was actually raking in super chats, but then he rage quit by saying how much he hated the trial and how he wasted three weeks watching the trial on his channel (making money and gaining subscribers) and said he would rather be seeing prostitutes. After hitting the rocks it eventually kept devolving eventually to the MANdy stream where he told people who thought Rekieta Law was a law channel to leave. He then went to an undisclosed location (likely Hedonism II) and when he came back in June he promised to be a good boy from now on, but it didn't turn out that way.

He's so retarded at this point he cant make streams that make sense. Random start with no heads up gets you way less viewers and less super chats. Now he's just doing it out of obligation...to a contract that is already expired. He would have been better off not streaming at all.

If rumble really cares about his attendance they would check the whole year. What the fuck is he gonna do at the table? "Umm ive been below par the whole year but ive been a gud boy the last month so give me more perks and concessions"?!

It's funny because in December Nick blamed his poor viewership numbers on his inconsistent streaming schedule even though the real reason was pretty obviously that Rumble decided that Rekieta should no longer be a lock for the featured spot on their front page. He seems to be on and off the front page now (you can see his wildly fluctuating views for the VODs). Now his schedule is absurdly inconsistent. It can be early, on time, or extremely late, often with no notice. Ralph is more consistent than him, at least Ralph will usually give a vague idea on Twitter of when he hopes to stream.

Isnt february also the month nicks appeal on state jurisdiction of montys lawsuit gets decided on?

It's the oral argument for the appeal. The decision will come later.

Is it just me or does Nick look like he’s putting on weight? He is noticeably less gaunt in those those thumbnails than I’ve seen him looking in a long time.

I think it's just his different setup. The social media expert has essentially constructed his main stream setup in such a way where he looks as horrible as possible.

 

[DumbDude43]

Rubbing alcohol physically hurts to drink. It burns your mouth and throat on the way down

so does regular alcohol
if you drink high concentration ethanol (i think the highest you can regularly buy is 95%, or 190 proof in ameriburger units) it has pretty much the exact same burn as rubbing (isopropyl) alcohol

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

While Nick implodes further Legal Vices is currently interviewing Maya Kowalski's lawyer.

 

[Fapcop]

Some Balldo photos from his Instagram tags. I don't think these were ever shared. Since the site is being weird, I'll just share demonstrations of his humiliation fetish first.
There are photos which are quite large and takes a long time to upload. I'll post them when the site is more stable.

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Just embarrassing.
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This is so fucking weird.

It’s almost too pathetic to be a fetish.

Is that Kayla in one of the pics? Imagine saying to your wife: “Hun, I’ll run over to those girls and have them step on me! Wouldn’t that be FUN!?”

She’s either a irredeemable degenerate herself, or has slowly been gaslit into believing that this is normal and ok.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g5yB_WiAJqY
While Nick implodes further Legal Vices is currently interviewing Maya Kowalski's lawyer.

Nick has thoroughly fucked himself.

Even if he’s a good boy the rest of the year, any serious professional who is considering going on his show, will look up; “Nick Rekieta”, see a bunch of stuff about some sort of scrotum sex toy, and nope the F outta there.

How he ever thought that talking about fucking his wife with a caged ballsack ON THE INTERNET, is beyond me.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Balldo is an expert in:
- Swinging
- Cuckoldry
- Sex toys

I guarantee you he does all three of those things wrong too.
- Whenever he goes out leads people on I'd put hard money on it being escorts he's attracting that think they're in for a pay day.
- I'm not sure how you do cuckoldry wrong, but I'm sure there's a way.
- He used a balldo. He was too fucking stupid to realize it's a novelty item at best and a furry knot simulator at worst.

I'm looking at making multiple using the creative suggestions for the center space(s).

Soft brags about expensive purchase
Shows off Liquor Bottles

Finally watching some of the clips and he is so much less annoying when he’s not trashed. But he also seems more nervous and less relaxed. I don’t know, something’s a bit off with him — it’s like he’s hiding something. Obviously I’m only guessing, but it’s just a vibe I’m getting.

I know you didn't mean to, but the image that put in my mind was awful and I hope you make a million dollars.

Nick would fuck a Geanstealer, as long as he got to use the balldo.

 

[Captain Manning]

This morning I learned from r/biggestproblem (yes, that's a thing) that the only reason why @elb does her clip channel is because she's an "Eric July devotee" and she is looking to assuage her white guilt.



Also, it may interest you to know we're all Southern Baptists.



How y'all doing today? PRAISE JESUS!



It is funny though how pervasive Eric July has become in everything Dick does now. They really think they're fighting a comic book supervillain.

Archive: https://archive.is/8jzjx

He’s been shilling some kind of CBD oil sleep medicine. He said he takes it & falls right to sleep. Not really a convincing endorsement from an alcoholic who claims to have narcolepsy.

He probably got the idea from CGoody. CGoody was also shilling those oils and superchatted a promo code on one of Nick's steams long ago.

I suppose it's better than the Balldo.

I miss the mini chainsaw though. That was actually wholesome.

I think Nick should buy a shiny new Hayabusa this spring.

Would a Ducati suffice? He was looking into buying one.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Also, it may interest you to know we're all Southern Baptists.

We just had a lengthy back and forth discussing the various reasons people like and dislike alcohol. The farms is whatever boogyman that internet wants it to be at any given time while simultaneously being one of the most civil bastions for free speech on the internet. And all it took was porn for porn's sake being against site rules.

How y'all doing today? PRAISE JESUS!

Wonderful and without irony PRAISE JESUS!

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Weird morning show I guess

 

[genericwhitemale]

This morning I learned from r/biggestproblem (yes, that's a thing) that the only reason why @elb does her clip channel is because she's an "Eric July devotee" and she is looking to assuage her white guilt.

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Also, it may interest you to know we're all Southern Baptists.

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How y'all doing today? PRAISE JESUS!



It is funny though how pervasive Eric July has become in everything Dick does now. They really think they're fighting a comic book supervillain.

Archive: https://archive.is/8jzjx


He probably got the idea from CGoody. CGoody was also shilling those oils and superchatted a promo code on one of Nick's steams long ago.

I suppose it's better than the Balldo.

I miss the mini chainsaw though. That was actually wholesome.


Would a Ducati suffice? He was looking into buying one.

Imagine being a fan of the biggest problem.

 

[Gorton Colu]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qZYNX3n1P0g
Weird morning show I guess

Man, he looks terrible. He always been super pale especially back in 2018, but he now looks a combination of sickly, old, and pallid. His hair dye is not helping him.

 

[TexOffender]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qZYNX3n1P0g
Weird morning show I guess

Well Steve Gosney comes on and pretty much is carrying this show.

 

[Pomniman]

I tuned in right as Gosney said "Protect your reputation". How many levels of irony are we on at this point?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This has become a cycle that happens every 6 months. It happened last January and June as well.

Nick can "pull up" for about 3 to 6 weeks before he starts getting bored. The January pull-up started with the Murdaugh trial where Nick's channel was actually growing and he was actually raking in super chats, but then he rage quit by saying how much he hated the trial and how he wasted three weeks watching the trial on his channel (making money and gaining subscribers) and said he would rather be seeing prostitutes. After hitting the rocks it eventually kept devolving eventually to the MANdy stream where he told people who thought Rekieta Law was a law channel to leave. He then went to an undisclosed location (likely Hedonism II) and when he came back in June he promised to be a good boy from now on, but it didn't turn out that way.

This is an interesting observation. It will be interesting to see if the pattern continues. He might take his holiday and decide to 'start fresh' on new plans for the channel (forgetting all the plans he had before). It is like bi-annual New Years' resolution breaking.

The first atrempt at reform came post-Mandy Simping, and this second might be for Rumble's benefit. The timing might be coincidence, but it gets me thinking...

You are entirely correct on his lack of commitment to any long-term plan.

It's funny because in December Nick blamed his poor viewership numbers on his inconsistent streaming schedule even though the real reason was pretty obviously that Rumble decided that Rekieta should no longer be a lock for the featured spot on their front page. He seems to be on and off the front page now (you can see his wildly fluctuating views for the VODs). Now his schedule is absurdly inconsistent. It can be early, on time, or extremely late, often with no notice. Ralph is more consistent than him, at least Ralph will usually give a vague idea on Twitter of when he hopes to stream.

Another interesting observation. I do not pay attention to Nick's numbers too much, but in light of his enumeration of stressors on a streamer and his talk to AussieOverlawd not to count December numbers as reliable channel metrics, he could be scrambling.

The possible Rumble defeature might be another factor along side his NOT EXPIRED contract.

What would be funnier to me would be him trying to get 'into the algorithm' with Rumble. I don't believe they have one--at least not one that can be gamed.

The inconsistency does more to drive off viewers than 'muh algorithm' cope he used to have. He used to announce himself on Twitter and several other places hours before his show and his contract. He knew distribution on YT was funny, and he actively worked to expand his reach. It is almost like Mr Soxial Media Expert is regressing in social skills, but it is kore likely he doesn't want to be arsed if Rumble (a backwater platform) will just pin him to the front page.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g5yB_WiAJqY
While Nick implodes further Legal Vices is currently interviewing Maya Kowalski's lawyer.

Nick is in decline, but is still at a level of decadence that can be denied.

Very cliche, but the barbarians are at the gates of the Eternal City, and Rome continues to debauch itself.

 

[AnOminous]

so does regular alcohol
if you drink high concentration ethanol (i think the highest you can regularly buy is 95%, or 190 proof in ameriburger units) it has pretty much the exact same burn as rubbing (isopropyl) alcohol

You drink isopropyl alcohol?

Also, it may interest you to know we're all Southern Baptists.

Funny nobody had any problem with his drinking when he didn't constantly act like a fucking drunken retard. God these people are stupid beyond belief.

 

[Hot Dog]

Because of this thread I bothered to learn how to hard boil eggs with great results, it is piss easy and takes no effort or skill. You can make like 18 of them at a time for $2.50 or you can pay like $8 for 12 pre cooked and peeled, the choice should be obvious if you pay attention to your spending.

Too much work for Balldo though, it's probably how he got food poisoning.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

how to hard boil eggs with great results

Protip: Steam them in the Instant Pot. No boiling pot to watch and the shells peel off like Nick’s panties when MANdy enters the chat.

 

[dustnight]

This morning I learned from r/biggestproblem (yes, that's a thing) that the only reason why @elb does her clip channel is because she's an "Eric July devotee" and she is looking to assuage her white guilt.

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Also, it may interest you to know we're all Southern Baptists.

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How y'all doing today? PRAISE JESUS!

Honestly who of us hasn't driven the kids to school in a ford mustang midwinter while drunk?