💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Markorian]

Pat’s really killing it with engagement.

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Hacky Jackie has the opportunity to do something hilarious and convince Pat that the ref is actually another notable pest, like she's done with quasi and boomia, but because she's fat and smells like shit, she won't.

 

[Maude Snew]

good lord that whole panel is so cursed. everyone in the pic looks like they're badly generated by early-iteration a.i.
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I see Shaggy has fallen on hard times since Scooby died, having to slum it as a pretend author on a panel with a troon, Fat Rick, and Downs Syndrome George Lucas. Also Rick is bussin' no cap for real for real.

What would one need to go Fatrick hunting? A T-Rex Gun?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav

 

[HarblMcDavid]

good lord that whole panel is so cursed. everyone in the pic looks like they're badly generated by early-iteration a.i.
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It's also a near complete representation of typical reactions to Jen in the wild, left to right: amusement, disbelief at Jen's stupidity, and apprehensive confusion.

All it needs is a meth addicted trucker throwing a paper airplane at Jen that has "FATRICK" written on it from the far right of the picture, and it would be complete.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Another youtube video about 5.7 just came out. Not really related or anything but this one is a little more dry and serious about the 5.7's anemic performance and why only a fat lesbian who knows nothing about guns would ever like it.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Home gym? Let's investigate:

$75/mo for a gym membership is a fucking scam. what the fuck gym commands that price, especially when every gym i know is borderline fraudulent and make you pay cancellation fees?

No S.T.A.L.K.E.R. it is you who is an exclusion Zone

your life is over, Strelok. i have already reported you to Duty. enjoy the Sarcophagus.

 

[bile demon]

Just realized Pat looks like the evil advisor from Black & White 2, down to the demented hairstyle and disrespectfully protruding bitch tits.


"No, God-child, we're not going to cast the miracle of rain on the villagers' fields so that their crops may grow. Instead, we're going to send our gigantic pet gorilla-nigger to terrorize them, throw stones at their houses and shit in their granary. Divine wrath is the mildest punishment they deserve."

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Jackie just tweeted this. Imagine being such, SUCH an asshole, that the biggest swatter in the country announces his return saying that all swats targeting you, specifically, are on the house.



Unless you're an autistic narcisistic fat duo, that'd make you reflect about the tactic of always engaging and scalating. These two are a match made in fatso heaven.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Jackie just tweeted this. Imagine being such, SUCH an asshole, that the biggest swatter in the country announces his return saying that all swats targeting you, specifically, are on the house.
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Unless you're an autistic narcisistic fat duo, that'd make you reflect about the tactic of always engaging and scalating. These two are a match made in fatso heaven.

Post proof of a link Jackie. Your fat curry nigger ass cant because you're talking out your ass. You're a retard and anyone that knows what they're talking about knows you're a retard.

 

[FinnSven]

Jackie just tweeted this. Imagine being such, SUCH an asshole, that the biggest swatter in the country announces his return saying that all swats targeting you, specifically, are on the house.
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Unless you're an autistic narcisistic fat duo, that'd make you reflect about the tactic of always engaging and scalating. These two are a match made in fatso heaven.

How do we know she hasn’t faked this?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Also Rick is bussin' no cap for real for real.

On god, child, Pigrick is mid af no cap. Deadass shoulda won LOLpig '23. Enjoy feeling like a retard faggot for actually typing this shit.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Thats probably why he chose the PS90. When it is taken off him and he is shot with it, the small bullets will simply be lost in the blubber.

What would one need to go Fatrick hunting? A T-Rex Gun?

Anything less than .50 African Exterminator and it is you who's getting neutralized, child.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Jackie just tweeted this. Imagine being such, SUCH an asshole, that the biggest swatter in the country announces his return saying that all swats targeting you, specifically, are on the house.
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Unless you're an autistic narcisistic fat duo, that'd make you reflect about the tactic of always engaging and scalating. These two are a match made in fatso heaven.

This stinks to high heaven. Sure, a huge swatter has so little opsec that he creates a brand-new channel that Jackie immediately infiltrates and not only mentions her and Pat by name, states the intent to kill them.

Streetshitter ops are afoot.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

This stinks to high heaven.

The 'free swats for Jackie and Pat 'till one is dead' smacks of bait so much. The glowing is able to be spotted from space, perhaps in the years to come that glow will be seen in another star system.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I think you guys are right, there's something strange. Did he ever talk about Snackie by name like that? I know he did mentioned Jen, but that's it.

Faking evidence seems like something she'd do. But if that's the case, the only thing she'll get from that is pissing off the real guy (and you know, getting Jen swatted even more often than she already is). Well, good luck with that.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Faking evidence seems like something she'd do.

Making a bait site on Tor - yea about her speed.

Gather names of customers/future victims and perhaps the actual torswats will screw up and get nabbed. Lets her play hacker while messing up any investigation because of her skill level.

Hopefully the pests will troll her right into a defamation lawsuit for our enjoyment. Because she's so high on her own narcissistic supply she'd take pest bait and brag her way into legal trouble if the pests bait her properly.

Here's to hoping she earns LOLcow of 2024 over her actually making a fake torswats site.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

Part 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-_jS2sbuU

 

[An automatic clown]

good lord that whole panel is so cursed. everyone in the pic looks like they're badly generated by early-iteration a.i.
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Pats hair is just insane. I wish I could zoom in more. He looks like a poorly dyed radish. "Just for stalkers, child"

 

[Johnny Salami]

Sometimes I feel bad for Pat since the pest do a bit of a-logging. But they mostly just text him and tweet at him, something he could easily stop. But then he acts like a dick to randos and suddenly you wish he gets rapped by the pepperoni ingredients.

Pat gets arrested, stays a week or two, and is bailed out

Pest and Kiwis set aside their differences to pay Patrick's Bail. Patrick then claims he used the money from his upcoming book to pay. No amount of proof will stop him from claiming otherwise

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Jackie just tweeted this. Imagine being such, SUCH an asshole, that the biggest swatter in the country announces his return saying that all swats targeting you, specifically, are on the house.
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Unless you're an autistic narcisistic fat duo, that'd make you reflect about the tactic of always engaging and scalating. These two are a match made in fatso heaven.

To add to the skepticism, the more you SWAT a person the less likely the police will respond with lethal force. Jackie sounds like someone dumb enough to believe that local police would believe every report about an armed hostage situation coming from the same address even as these come in for weeks or months. To her, they aren't people, just tools you point at your enemies and who shoot if you give them the right inputs.

I'm not surprised she would up her multiple cases of defamation to fabricating evidence to further defame people. It's very common with the type.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

How do we know she hasn’t faked this?

Because Jackie is probably too stupid to use Photoshop.

I hope that 2024 is Pat’s year with Pay Quasi 2 and him hopefully putting out another awful book.

I hadn't thought about this before, but it's going to be really fun to watch Patrick try and inflate his sales numbers if he does release a book and make up excuses when the sales are eventually found out.