💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Kiwis get a compliment from LOCALS:

It seems many accept the truth of the matter, and we have a regular audience of readers from Nose's fandom

Spoiler: Not universally positive, of course

Random LOL!

Those darn Kiwis! Everyone gets catfished!

Spoiler: The pushback and simp squad arrives

Seethe from MONTHS ago!

Spoiler: They kept this for at least 3 months to trot out in complaint

Dumb bitches burn their cornea while tanning:

Spoiler: Low IQ behaviour

Drug confessions:

Spoiler: Withdrawl

 

[Male Idiot]

i could believe this if it wasn't for the fact that he's had this mandy persona for over a decade already, long before he started interacting with rekieta.
this isn't just a blackmail plot he's been running for a year, this goes much deeper.

As Drawn Together put it: Gay homo love!

 

[Harm]

Kiwi Farms: Months of research connecting dots and conclusively proving who, what, where, when, and why.

Nick's Locals chat: "No it's tarded"

You decide.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Holy fuck, I knew the coping from Nick's fans would be bad, but they're re-defining "catfish" in-real-time to explain away how a married Christian man lusting over an internet tranny is okay as long as they were doing it to humiliate you publicly, tarnish your reputation, and destroy your marriage rather than doing it for money.

Thank goodness all Nick lost was the last vestiges of plausible deniability that he was a drunkard degenerate destroying his life instead of some cold hard cash!

Noticed that same bot response from his current fanbase. They then double down claiming they know him and he hasn't changed.

Shows the people he seems to be surrounded by are enablers, attempting to exploit him, or they just can't pick up on social cues. The irony of it all.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Happy Kwanzaa to a real street nigga.

May the 2024 vibunzi harvest be bountiful!

 

[Bland Crumbs]

What I don't get is why this dude mixed in events from his personal life into the LARP. Just seems like a liability to me.

I am not a phrenologist psychologist but I would have to assume that it made the experience more immersive for them. Unless we get some hilarious chats/recordings/pics it seems likely the goal of this operation was for Danmanda to live some kind of fantasy.

The more real the more dopamine.

My guess here is that Dan is getting a high from being seen as a hot sexy woman. That's total troon behvaior. It's a strong form of validation for them. It's been documented on the Farms countless times.

Also this.

The cope from the locals crowd is hilarious.

 

[DumbDude43]

Shows the people he seems to be surrounded by are enablers

this is normal with every internet celebrity. they all run their own 'communities' and obviously the only people who want to be part of these e-celeb fan club communities are, well, fanboys and groupies. so the e-celeb himself now finds himself at the center of a community full of hundreds of people who are all constantly competing for his attention, trying to one-up each other in a constant race for who can be bet biggest ass-kisser. very few people can manage to keep themselves mentally and emotionally distanced from a heap of sycophants like that.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Who has a more retarded locals/ discord: Rackets or Drex?

 

[AnOminous]

He's not offensive, but he's dull as ditchwater. I have no idea why anybody would watch his channel. I also have no idea why a real lawyer would choose to spend their time reading out $2 superchats from morons like a flat out nigger from IP2.

He used to make thousands of dollars a night sometimes. Only the $20+ superchats got read immediately with a batch of the little ones at the very end. With even those taking no more than a minute, that's $120+ an hour for no more effort than drunkenly repeating the "balls or no balls" line for the millionth time.

That's way more than you'd make defending glue sniffing shoplifters, suing over potholes, and whatever other dumb bullshit walks in the door in a small town. Oh and more importantly, that takes actual work. You could make more money with stuff like PI but because of that, you'd have to compete against other people already doing that, and that involves either working for someone else, something Nick utterly sucks at, or not only work but competing against people trying harder than Nick ever would.

So obviously the most important factor is Nick is lazy as hell and found the one weird tip to make more than he'd make as a lawyer where he was with as little effort as possible. Like DarkSydePhil or DSP, he picked the exact best time to fill a certain niche, but unlike Nick, DSP didn't stop doing what made him money even when he started to hate it.

He'll never have a gig that easy and lucrative again. What an absolute tard.

Shows the people he seems to be surrounded by are enablers, attempting to exploit him, or they just can't pick up on social cues. The irony of it all.

That's what happens when you're a narc who tard rages at any criticism whatsoever, no matter how well intentioned, while rewarding people who mindlessly clap like seals while you repeatedly run around drunkenly stepping on rakes.

 

[Harm]

Like DarkSydePhil or DSP, he picked the exact best time to fill a certain niche, but unlike Nick, DSP didn't stop doing what made him money even when he started to hate it.

Even more importantly, DarkSydePhil has never publicly lusted after another woman. He gets a ton of shit for going out of his way to avoid ever even accidentally appearing as if he's flirting with or hitting on anybody besides his wife. Phil's marriage is constantly under attack, baited with catfish, and despite streaming far more often than Nick ever could, he hasn't had a single slip-up.

Meanwhile, Nick is begging to fuck strange men in the asshole.

Imagine the integrity of DSP's marriage outliving the integrity of your "successful" "Christian" marriage. Couldn't be me!

 

[Male Idiot]

Even more importantly, DarkSydePhil has never publicly lusted after another woman. He gets a ton of shit for going out of his way to avoid ever even accidentally appearing as if he's flirting with or hitting on anybody besides his wife. Phil's marriage is constantly under attack, baited with catfish, and despite streaming far more often than Nick ever could, he hasn't had a single slip-up.

Meanwhile, Nick is begging to fuck strange men in the asshole.

Imagine the integrity of DSP's marriage outliving the integrity of your "successful" "Christian" marriage. Couldn't be me!

Even the Gunt keeps it to women... or at least horses.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, AFAIK, nobody is suggesting Dan committed a crime. This is a hot topic now simply because it's funny how Nick, CGoody, and others got sucked into this. It doesn't have to be criminal to be funny.

It's funnier if it isn't. If it's a crime, then Nick gets to be the victim of a crime and that would bring at least some sympathy.

Him being the victim of nothing other than his own smooth-brained coomery and drunken degeneracy is hilarious.

He looks like an absolute and utter fool and so do the mongs who are applauding his stupidity.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Even more importantly, DarkSydePhil has never publicly lusted after another woman. He gets a ton of shit for going out of his way to avoid ever even accidentally appearing as if he's flirting with or hitting on anybody besides his wife. Phil's marriage is constantly under attack, baited with catfish, and despite streaming far more often than Nick ever could, he hasn't had a single slip-up.

Meanwhile, Nick is begging to fuck strange men in the asshole.

Imagine the integrity of DSP's marriage outliving the integrity of your "successful" "Christian" marriage. Couldn't be me!

Roaches mate for life believe it or not.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure at this point that if someone threw enough money at him, Nick would jam a tube up his ass, connect it to a funnel and poor booze into it on stream.

Pouring. Booze. Into my ass. Is not. Drinking. Prudes.

Holy fuck, I knew the coping from Nick's fans would be bad, but they're re-defining "catfish" in-real-time to explain away how a married Christian man lusting over an internet tranny is okay as long as they were doing it to humiliate you publicly, tarnish your reputation, and destroy your marriage rather than doing it for money.

Who the fuck cares whether it is even "catfishing," even though it obviously is. He still made an absolutely ridiculous fool of himself and got completely duped by a retard who is probably as smooth-brained as he is.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

What I don't get is why this dude mixed in events from his personal life into the LARP. Just seems like a liability to me.

Mooring a lie to real events gives you a way to remember things without fucking it up

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Nick's rapid descent happened this year, and it's not at all certain whether he will collapse further next year. It might be possible, but it's not certain.

Hell, there's a non-zero chance that Nick has an epiphany and does a Ralph in 2024. Or that his local community/church/whatever does a successful intervention. Or that he wraps his car around a tree with one of his kids in it, driving drunk at 7 A.M., and swears off alcohol entirely. There are many things that can result in his "Lolcow of the Year" chances in 2024 looking much like Ralph's chances are looking in 2023.

And if, despite all that, the spiraling continues in an even more spectacular fashion, well, there's always next year. But for now...
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I tried to make the pic similar to the typical "I voted" stickers, yet more depressing and, counter-intuitively, repulsive.

Its Retikover

 

[Captain Manning]

What was Mandy up to before thirsty ol' Nick came along?

As far as can be deduced, likely catfishing in TF2. It's been pointed out they have a fuckton of items and collectables in that game. To the point where several people pointed out there's no way it's not a dude (I'm not much of a gamer myself, so I was still somewhat on the fence as to gender after the first Mandy post).

It is perhaps noteworthy that Mandy was first sighted in Rekieta's chat in late 2020. That was also around the time their Steam usage seems to have dropped off considerably.

i could believe this if it wasn't for the fact that he's had this mandy persona for over a decade already, long before he started interacting with rekieta.
this isn't just a blackmail plot he's been running for a year, this goes much deeper.

See above.

It's interesting that they switched from gaming to some Youtuber though. They apparently traded virtual baubles and thinamajigs, while LARPing as a "bisexual girl gamer," for complements on livestreams on how "hot" they are.

Again, none of this has to involve blackmail or grifting. That's not a required element of catfishing. The cope coming from the dwindling Balldo Brigade here is ridiculous.

Even if... arguendo... one objects to the term catfishing, Nick... a married man... was so horny that he serenaded this dude and said he'd totally fuck them if he wasn't married. That's embarrassing. Regardless of what you decide to call this whole thing. How do you spin that? It's gross when he's married and he thinks the other party is female, and it's gross and fucking hilarious when it turns out the other party is actually a dude.

They're trying to put a band aid on a sucking chest wound here. It's pathetic. Everybody with a brain walked away from Nick a long time ago. The people that you're seeing in his Locals now are the dumbest of the dumb. He doesn't even get the ass-thong pics anymore.

Who has a more retarded locals/ discord: Rackets or Drex?

Drex's Discord is probably the dumbest, but only because he's made it to where you have to actually dox yourself to get in now. Or so I've heard.

That said, Rekieta's Locals is exceptionally low-IQ.

I think choosing between the two is like judging the Special Olympics at this point. Even if you win, you're still a retard.

 

[Oxyjen]

I am not a phrenologist psychologist but I would have to assume that it made the experience more immersive for them. Unless we get some hilarious chats/recordings/pics it seems likely the goal of this operation was for Danmanda was to live some kind of fantasy.

Seems like he wasn’t that great at being a fantasist, he could only plagiarise his own sad existence for shit to say in the chat. The Krispy Kreme being 5 minutes away, etc.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

My vote is the auto factory man is just a closeted cross dresser at home. He’s in a bra and panties when super chatting Nick.

This is my conclusion as well. About the most he can do is grow his hair long (99% sure about that). He is not otherwise troon outside the confines of his own apartment.

I also tend to believe he is gay, rather than AGP. He loves the compliments and male attention and gets off on it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Galaxy brains:

Spoiler: You cannot dox me! I dox myself!

Thirst-posting just 'happens':

The Farms ruined Nick's show (by stressing him out)!

Noseguarding Nick's drinking:

Spoiler: Bad KF! Nick is NOT alcoholic!