💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[IDF]

Joe and Sean are explaining KF to Branca

 

[Baklava]

I'm not a gunt stan, mind you, but seeing Nick's precipitous decline---as well as that of others associated with Ralph---it's strange how similar every IBS-adjacent e-celeb who laughed at Ralph ended up being (or becoming) to him in some way or another. Nick's a wannabe manwhore with a drinking problem. Maybe he'll get into xannies and manpurses in 2024.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

I don't know enough about Nick and bossman, I wish I did but cucking and gambling aren't funny to me

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

I'm not a gunt stan, mind you, but seeing Nick's precipitous decline---as well as that of others associated with Ralph---it's strange how similar every IBS-adjacent e-celeb who laughed at Ralph ended up being (or becoming) to him in some way or another. Nick's a wannabe manwhore with a drinking problem. Maybe he'll get into xannies and manpurses in 2024.

Its the Sonichu demon, I have no choice but to believe in it.

 

[RussianParasite]

I will defend the sanctity of this vote in the finest of Serbian traditions.

King Balldo will have his throne

Nick will never be a real Lolcow. He has no content, he has no sober days , he has no days in court as a lawyer. He is a homosexual man twisted by drugs and alcohol into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” he gets is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind his back people mock him. His parents are disgusted and ashamed of him, his “wife” laughs at his ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by him. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Lawtubers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. His nose structure is a dead giveaway. And even if he managed to get a drunk guy home with him, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of Nick’s diseased, infected penis. He will never be happy. He wrenchs out a fake smile every single morning and tell himself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside he feels the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush him under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - he’ll buy another Balldo, tie a noose around his testicals, put it around his dick, and plunge into the cold abyss that is our wife. His parents will find him, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury him with a headstone marked with his birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know some random nobody is buried there. His body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain is his legacy of failure. This is his fate. This is what he chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Obsul]

I'm not a gunt stan, mind you, but seeing Nick's precipitous decline---as well as that of others associated with Ralph---it's strange how similar every IBS-adjacent e-celeb who laughed at Ralph ended up being (or becoming) to him in some way or another. Nick's a wannabe manwhore with a drinking problem. Maybe he'll get into xannies and manpurses in 2024.

The only one that didn't was Metokur and he's dying of cancer.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Times Square might have the ball drop, but on this fine New Years Eve, Balldo's Gate came in clutch with the balldo drop.

What a way to ring in the New Year!

 

[Elmo]

Its the Sonichu demon, I have no choice but to believe in it.

Correct. He knew better than to put on that medallion but he did so anyway.

 

[No Scope]

A few minutes ago on Kike Lawgic's stream. Sean was thanking Joe for providing KF MANdy's phone number. Then Sean later says that the people on KF likes Joe. Not sure if he was being sarcastic about it or not. Clip it! @elb

 

[RotPockets]

Nick will never be a real Lolcow. He has no content, he has no sober days , he has no days in court as a lawyer. He is a homosexual man twisted by drugs and alcohol into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” he gets is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind his back people mock him. His parents are disgusted and ashamed of him, his “wife” laughs at his ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by him. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Lawtubers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. His nose structure is a dead giveaway. And even if he managed to get a drunk guy home with him, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of Nick’s diseased, infected penis. He will never be happy. He wrenchs out a fake smile every single morning and tell himself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside he feels the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush him under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - he’ll buy another Balldo, tie a noose around his testicals, put it around his dick, and plunge into the cold abyss that is our wife. His parents will find him, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury him with a headstone marked with his birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know some random nobody is buried there. His body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain is his legacy of failure. This is his fate. This is what he chose. There is no turning back.

1:20

(Courtesy of: @LanternsNSongs @Puff @GPrimacado @AbbozzoCarta)

Spoiler: Source

You will never be a practicing lawyer. You have no clients, you have no LLC, you have no trials. You are a homosexual man twisted by trust funds and bad schools into a crude mockery of Jews' perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish experience behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even non-practicing lawyers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy take your legal advice, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your rotted, moldy diploma.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with an obituary marked with your real job, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a practicing lawyer isn't buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a history that is unmistakably of a non-practicing lawyer's. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

At the request of @GPrimacado using @LanternsNSongs YWNBAL copypasta
I present:
PippaAI - You will never be a practicing lawyer - (ML Obviously)
Ywnbal1p_RVC_1.mp3

Eventually I'm going to accidentally upload the original recording of my voice on one of these. Or worse, listen to it on accident. The horror.

Now here's the video with pcg_AInon AI Pippa in business suit (since the AI image we were going to use came out bad).

Pippalawyer1.mp4

If anyone wants a good copy of video, dm me. Again thanks @Puff and @LanternsNSongs

Wyświetl załącznik 5380709

 

[RussianParasite]

Wyświetl załącznik 5603461
RPReplay_Final1696321248.mov

Lol I hadn’t seen this yet. I laughed really hard a few times at how little of the original text I actually had to change in my version of it. Really, shockingly little.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

OH WOW! What a thing to find out right at the end of 2023! Happy New Year, Nick!
I’ve never been that fond of him, so this is quite fitting. Still, I do have some sympathy, Being catfished is no fun.

Let’s be honest though he let himself be catfished. I mean to me it’s obvious that 90% of the people who conduct and interact on the internet are males unless you’re on a social media website of some sort. Who would actually believe that a grown woman would spend all of her free time watching you stream and also donating money to you. I bet there’s not even 10 women online who are doing that and I’m talking about fat lonely women and cat ladies as well. Let alone the Mid girl he was catfishing as.

 

[elb]

A few minutes ago on Kike Lawgic's stream. Sean was thanking Joe for providing KF MANdy's phone number. Then Sean later says that the people on KF likes Joe. Not sure if he was being sarcastic about it or not. Clip it! @elb

Already posted! Appreciate these tags very much, thank you

 

[Rotollo 2]

I cant belive the lolcow of the year award will be a golden plated balldo

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao @ Nickhole just being such a fucking idiot he literally got catfished BY A DUDE who he rambled about how much he wanted to fuck the pussy of this catfish (WHO WAS A DUDE) literally in public where his wife could see it.

 

[Asian tech support]

How common is the full name Daniel Paul Harris anyway?

I know it's not answering your question but a cursory search says the name "Daniel" hovers between the 5th to 15th most popular boy's name in the States and Harris sits comfortably around the 25th. Factoring in Paul is too much work and it is somewhat fishy that Razorfist shares the same name but needless to say there are probably a lot of Daniel Harrises.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I like Joe and wish he’d stick to Religion and Law. Trying to be Nick is a bad idea.

 

[TexOffender]

A few minutes ago on Kike Lawgic's stream. Sean was thanking Joe for providing KF MANdy's phone number. Then Sean later says that the people on KF likes Joe. Not sure if he was being sarcastic about it or not. Clip it! @elb

Well I like Joe too.

Guess it's official, Nick takes the championship belt for the year.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Lmao @ Nickhole just being such a fucking idiot he literally got catfished BY A DUDE who he rambled about how much he wanted to fuck the pussy of this catfish (WHO WAS A DUDE) literally in public where his wife could see it.

NGL and not going to PL, but I can sympathize.

 

[Scout Trooper]

NGL and not going to PL, but I can sympathize.

Aw come on, it wasn't that ridiculous to believe that the decoy from Perverted Justice would fall in love with you. You were raised by your mom, after all.