🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[JU 199]

We shoud buy him a steak dinner for every salty shitpost @Yellow Yam Scam has made and will make.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

We shoud buy him a steak dinner for every salty shitpost @Yellow Yam Scam has made and will make.

Agreed. This penance should be a community effort, to right our collective wrongs. I'll do my part with the shitposts. Proceed!

 

[HG 400]

Agreed. This penance should be a community effort, to right our collective wrongs. I'll do my part with the shitposts. Proceed!

LET IT GO

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[A Random]

Wyświetl załącznik 133133

I wish I could rate this a DRINK.

 

[Aquinas]

Move over @*Asterisk*, we got a replacement for you.

 

[niggers]

so in the past week ralph has gotten drunk, punched cops, and eaten some steak

these are actually positive changes compared to caring about gamergate

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Ralph did, indeed, deserve his special treat of high blood pressure. [...] it would be unjust for us to not support him in that endeavor at this time. Please accept my apologies, Ralph, and enjoy another 1300 calorie meal, as you have everyday for the past decade of your life,

I have no problem being the bigger man and admitting that I was wrong. Like The Slaton Sisters and CWC before him, we simply have no business criticizing this man for eating like a pig just because he had a bad day.

Are you @Internet War Criminal in disguise?

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Are you @Internet War Criminal in disguise?

@Internet War Criminal is the disguise, you can tell because he's a caricature of a human being. I'm the real one.

 

[Hellfire]

Even RationalWiki creeps such as Andrew Stallings aka Cuckstain are gravedancing on Ralph.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

I used to like Ralph's articles when this whole gamergate stuff started, but then he went off the rails. Now he's trying to start beef with Ian Miles Cheong and sperging at anyone on Twitter that didn't cry to the heavens and tear their shirts in rage upon hearing he was in jail.

 

[AnOminous]

I used to like Ralph's articles when this whole gamergate stuff started, but then he went off the rails. Now he's trying to start beef with Ian Miles Cheong and sperging at anyone on Twitter that didn't cry to the heavens and tear their shirts in rage upon hearing he was in jail.

He should take advice from the farms, that you usually don't get arrested if you don't, yanno, break the law and shit.

 

[Spudnik]

I used to like Ralph's articles when this whole gamergate stuff started, but then he went off the rails.

Gamergate gave Ralph a sliver of attention, and his enormous ego made him feel invincible because of it. Really, Ralph sees his site as some new-wave investigative journalist hub; remember he "has to keep writers in check", it lets him live out his William Randolph Hearst fantasies. He doesn't realize he's running something closer to a high-schoolers ranting livejournal page.

Though frankly, i'm more surprised that King of Pol is still around (apparently), as far as I recall he was kicked out for being some sort of Gamergate race-traitor.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Are you @Internet War Criminal in disguise?

That's literally the worst thing anyone ever said to me and I've been accused of rape before, and asked if I was Armenian

 

[Hellfire]

One of his Twitter followers has never seen lemon served with seafood.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

quality video content

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

I thought Ralph quit drinking at some point? I take it that didn't work out so well?

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

I thought Ralph quit drinking at some point? I take it that didn't work out so well?

Nah he just got his one year sobriety chip

Or a criminal history. I get those two mixed up sometime.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHRIMP GROSS HE PROBABLY ATE POOP