💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ComStar]

That's a sink plunger, judging by its undercarriage. (I own one and it's fine.)

Everything else stands, though.

Huh, never thought about that. When i bought it it just said "plunger" in the local language, and that's how much attention i paid when i got it

Who knows how the LifeVac (or any of these rescue devices) would work on Jack though. I bet the results (and sounds!) are just a tad worse than unclogging drains

 

[Aunt Carol]

Huh, never thought about that. When i bought it it just said "plunger" in the local language, and that's how much attention i paid when i got it

(It's 2023 so there are probably a lot more types of plunger now, and your sink plunger can identify any way it wants.)

Without buying any add-ons, a toilet plunger would probably be better to un-choke Jack. The flange can fit right in his mouth, same as with a toilet.

 

[desudesu]

It's hilarious to me that he mentioned TheWolfePit being on the carnivore diet. He's a lot like Jack. Fat dude with all sorts of health problems that claims to be on the carnivore diet but constantly puts out videos of carb loaded dishes. Here's his latest video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b0cnKFwhLzg

Maybe when Jack finally croaks (spoiler: he holds out like a fucking cockroach), we can all move to a dedicated WolfePit thread. He seems pretty unhinged by the looks of his videos and his social media postings.

 

[ComStar]

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(It's 2023 so there are probably a lot more types of plunger now, and your sink plunger can identify any way it wants.)

Without buying any add-ons, a toilet plunger would probably be better to un-choke Jack. The flange can fit right in his mouth, same as with a toilet.

Well, now you've made me check.

The big DIY chain where i bought the damn thing only has sink plungers in various sizes. The flanged toilet plunger must be an american thing.

My heart goes out to the poor paramedics having to uncork Jack's meat- and lard-stuffed esophagus

 

[biggacracka]

Maybe when Jack finally croaks (spoiler: he holds out like a fucking cockroach), we can all move to a dedicated WolfePit thread. He seems pretty unhinged by the looks of his videos and his social media postings.

What's the QRD on WolfePit?
I know he claims to be disabled and does cheap recipes but not much more

 

[Aunt Carol]

The flanged toilet plunger must be an american thing.

Huh! I love to learn about other cultures on the kiwifarms dot net.

 

[a terminal posture]

Maybe when Jack finally croaks (spoiler: he holds out like a fucking cockroach), we can all move to a dedicated WolfePit thread. He seems pretty unhinged by the looks of his videos and his social media postings.

I don't know or care about Wolfepit's personal life, but I enjoy his videos. Unlike Jack, he is a competent cook, knowledgeable about food and puts some effort into his videos.

 

[Tiresome]

What's the QRD on WolfePit?
I know he claims to be disabled and does cheap recipes but not much more

Larry Wolfe is no lolcow. He's akin to Jack in a lot of ways, with the benefit of being ACTUALLY Southern, but he's no seething pig-ignorant manlet with a hair-trigger temper and an enormous inferiority complex. He's just a drawling doof who reviews trash on YouTube. Doesn't really show himself in the videos but looks like Ron Perlman's little brother, without the acromegaly.

 

[curbside2]

Larry Wolfe is no lolcow. He's akin to Jack in a lot of ways, with the benefit of being ACTUALLY Southern, but he's no seething pig-ignorant manlet with a hair-trigger temper and an enormous inferiority complex. He's just a drawling doof who reviews trash on YouTube.

His shit can be pretty entertaining actually. Though I wouldn't eat 95 percent of what he cooks.

 

[GenociderSyo]

He also has a progressive and ultimately terminal illness known as spinal muscular atrophy the reason his wife does a lot of the work with cutting and such is hes slowly losing the use of his muscles and dexterity.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Larry Wolfe is no lolcow. He's akin to Jack in a lot of ways, with the benefit of being ACTUALLY Southern, but he's no seething pig-ignorant manlet with a hair-trigger temper and an enormous inferiority complex. He's just a drawling doof who reviews trash on YouTube. Doesn't really show himself in the videos but looks like Ron Perlman's little brother, without the acromegaly.

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I pictured him as a fat, bearded man

I know he's a MAGAtard who spazes out about people wanting national healthcare but then he and his wife beg for money because they can't afford their healthcare bills. Basically it's similar to Jack only he actually knows how to cook and doesn't seem as religious

 

[desudesu]

Yeah,now that you guys mention it, WolfePit is only entertaining in the aspect that he cooks terrible stuff. However, he isn't outright nasty like Jack.

Maybe Qali? But like the pissbaby his dad is, he gave up on his gaming channel - Nerdy Athletes - because he did not get 9 gorillion views overnight.

 

[Marisa]

it's actually going to be a bit sad when jack finally moves on to the big burger king in the sky, i'll miss this thread

 

[p1138]

I pictured him as a fat, bearded man

I know he's a MAGAtard who spazes out about people wanting national healthcare but then he and his wife beg for money because they can't afford their healthcare bills. Basically it's similar to Jack only he actually knows how to cook and doesn't seem as religious

So basically he's Fatty, except not as fat and doesn't have a fraction of the ego problem Fatty does, thus not really making him much of a lolcow. Kay's Cooking can't cook for shit, but she's not a nasty cunt, and isn't much of a lolcow as a result either.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

No one cares about "Larry Wolfe"

Let's keep on making fun of Jack.

I'm double posting to make fun of Jack.

 

[biggacracka]

Jack is fat and no matter how crazy his tongue action must be, I would NOT have sex with him

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

You know, while there is something to be said about avoiding heavily processed foods, this whole idea of a carnivore/raw/caveman diet is bullshit. Firstly, our teeth are obviously not the teeth of obligate carnivores. Secondly, cavemen were the ones who started cooking things as much as possible back when starting/keeping fires was a bit of an ordeal versus the supreme luxury of electric flame. They would carefully pack embers for travel and transportation, to provide them with a cookfire later on. The story of how we received the fires of the gods is a whole thing in the Greek mythology. Eat more natural foods, eat a healthy mix of meats, fruits, vegetables and starches. Lay off the heavily processed stuff. Drink more water, get more sleep. Go for a walk.

 

[Tiresome]

No one cares about "Larry Wolfe"

Let's keep on making fun of Jack.

Like it or not, he's directly germane to the thread because Jack put out a pathetic call to collab with him on the F is for Fat podcast.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The LifeVac is literally a toilet plunger* attached to a mask. How oddly fitting.


*specifically a Plumb Craft mini plunger, if the Farmandfleet site decides to shit itself. They're decent enough, for plumbing purposes anyway.

I swear they got this idea from a cartoon.

Imagine if people now begin getting rich and helping society by taking ideas from cartoons as inspriatoon

 

[Piggle Rick]

Slight PL: I had a relative who got themselves into a bad health situation similar to Jack’s, but obviously not as bad. They spent 6 months eating a very strict diet, which was two meals a day. The first meal was a pure bran cereal (I’m told it tasted like shredded cardboard) with light milk and no sugar, the second meal was grilled fish or grilled chicken, served with loads of steamed greens (including celery, spinach, cabbage, broccoli and I think green bell peppers), no butter or anything. The outcome was amazing, visibly and medically so. The only negative was that my relative said they were hungry even when they were full of food - which I assume was their own wendigo howling for fat and simple carbs. Big cravings for buttered toast. However they had self-control and stuck to it.

Anyway, Jack’s plan is stupid, surely he’d be much better off doing the above.